Category: bad science

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If you liked Roosh V’s “globohomo psyop” tweet, you’ll love these 22 OTHER tweets blaming “globohomos” for everything from the “trans agenda” to killer fungus

Roosh has become galaxy brained

By David Futrelle

Twitter is abuzz today with talk of “globohomo psyops” after discovering a tweet from our old friend Roosh V, the rapey pickup-artist-turned-crackpot-moralist, claiming that the first-ever black hole photo that took over the internet yesterday was some sort of “globohomo” hoax designed to make women look good.

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Brain genius Stefan Molyneux: ADHD is caused by dumb immigrants and shitty single moms

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date March 28, 2019
71 Comments on Brain genius Stefan Molyneux: ADHD is caused by dumb immigrants and shitty single moms

Stefan hits another low note

By David Futrelle

Blabby racist YouTube “philosopher” Stefan Molyneux is brain geniusing again, and it’s not pretty. Though he’s not a doctor, or a psychologist, or really qualified to offer opinions on any subject at all, Mr. M has discovered the cause of ADHD — and conveniently enough it’s a group of people he hates: immigrants!

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Men Going Their Own Way are as bad at Venn diagrams as they are at understanding women

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date March 27, 2019
117 Comments on Men Going Their Own Way are as bad at Venn diagrams as they are at understanding women

By David Futrelle

The Men Going Their Own Way subreddit is filled with a lot of discussion that go something like this:

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New incel theory: Gay men are just “beta orbiters” who worship women so much they want to become them

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date March 25, 2019
57 Comments on New incel theory: Gay men are just “beta orbiters” who worship women so much they want to become them

Beta males looking for a woman to orbit

By David Futrelle

Apparently not content with being completely wrong about female sexuality, incels seem to be working overtime on being equally wrong about male sexuality as well.

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Lesbians! You need to get the D at least sometimes if you want clear skin, explains dude who couldn’t possibly have an ulterior motive

That could be really bad for your health, according to science I definitely didn’t just pull out of my ass

By David Futrelle

Here’s a little ~~public~~ pubic service announcement for all lesbians, as offered by a very ~~public~~ pubic-spirited fellow who couldn’t possibly have an ulterior motive or anything but who nonetheless might be available to assist any lesbians who wish to act upon the important information he is conveying.

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Celebrate International Women’s Day by listening to this dude explaining periods. And … motor oil?

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date March 8, 2019
147 Comments on Celebrate International Women’s Day by listening to this dude explaining periods. And … motor oil?

Note: Motor Oil should not be anywhere near your, well, you know what

By David Futrelle

What better way to celebrate International Women’s Day than with a mansplaination of the menstrual cycle from a (presumably) young man on Tumblr who doesn’t seem to have ever seen a vagina in real life?

Although he assures us he has felt their pain.

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Incel wisdom: Only cucks wear underwear, because it restricts penis growth

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date March 2, 2019
145 Comments on Incel wisdom: Only cucks wear underwear, because it restricts penis growth

Tighty whities: A tool of Satan?

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By David Futrelle

Some critical (if not, strictly speaking, true) information for penis-havers from the Incels.is forums:

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“The womb is the most advanced 3D printer,” MGTOW Redditor proclaims. “If only we could remove the woman.”

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date February 4, 2019
59 Comments on “The womb is the most advanced 3D printer,” MGTOW Redditor proclaims. “If only we could remove the woman.”

Printing a baby

By David Futrelle

The misogynistic doofuses who call themselves Men Going Their Own Way have some, well, intriguing thoughts about human biology.

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Bazinga! Globalists are trying to feminize men with weed, robots and The Big Bang Theory, internet dumbasses charge

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date January 29, 2019
70 Comments on Bazinga! Globalists are trying to feminize men with weed, robots and The Big Bang Theory, internet dumbasses charge

Sheldon, what exactly are you up to?

By David Futrelle

You may have already heard of the alleged globalist plot to feminize cis men by seducing them into drinking soy lattes, thus turning even the most macho dudes into easily controllable “soyboy” cucks. You may have heard that the government is (allegedly) putting chemicals into our water that turn frogs (and presumably male human beings) gay. You may have even seen videos of young boys in dresses happily singing songs from Frozen with their dads.

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Fellas! Make your girlfriend your clone by uploading your sperm into her brain!

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date January 26, 2019
63 Comments on Fellas! Make your girlfriend your clone by uploading your sperm into her brain!

Michael B. Jordan , meet your new girlfriend, Michaela B. Jordan

By David Futrelle

It’s amazing how many men think their sperm is magical. Some, echoing the incorrect beliefs of scientists from centuries ago, think that it’s what “brings life” to the womb, with women providing no more than a place for a fetus to hang out for 9 months before it’s born. Some think their own sperm is worth its weight in gold.