Our Globalist Overcats
By David Futrelle
It is with heavy heart I must report that they have figured it out:
Archive for none dare call it conspiracy
The mood on alt-right Twitter right now
In the wake of Emmanuel Macron’s yuge victory over his Nazi-lite opponent Marine Le Pen, the mood on Alt-Right Twitter is rather delightfully (to me) grim.
James Woods: Twitter creep
I always feel a little sad when I learn that some actor or actress I like turns out to have terrible politics. I’m still recovering from my recent discovery that Mike Nelson of MST3K fame is a right winger who loves the Washington Times and Michael Medved. Michael Freaking Medved!! Maybe he really should be shot into space to watch bad films for all eternity.
Actual photo of Pitt-Jolie divorce negotiations
We are through the looking-glass, people!
On the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, a fellow calling himself huckleberryferry has a TERRIFYING new conspiracy theory: What if whenever there’s a news story about some famous rich and/or handsome dude who’s been done wrong by a woman, it’s actually a FALSE FLAG arranged by evil elites to make men feel bad about themselves, or something?
Run, white man, run!
The alt-right is leaking into the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit again.
In a post in the subreddit today, a fellow calling himself JFK7878 sets forth an intriguing theory: “Draconian child support is part of white genocide.”
Hitler takes aim at the ball earth propagandists at NASA
There’s a civil war brewing in the midst of the once-happy alt-right. No, I don’t mean the squabbles between those alt-rightists who’ve abandoned Trump over his Syria attack and those sticking with Daddy — that’s old news. I mean the civil war between the neo-Nazis who think the earth is a globe and those who think it’s flat.
James Jackson: Not the hero /pol/ wants
Racist terrorist James Jackson — who has confessed to murdering an elderly black New Yorker as a sort of test run for a more dramatic act of mass murder — in many ways seems like 4chan’s /pol/ made flesh, a deeply alienated young white man driven by racist rage and, apparently, deep fears of sexual inadequacy.
Return of Kings publisher Roosh Valizadeh, possibly being horrified by interracial porn
Internet creep repository Return of Kings continues its slide into full-on Nazism with a post bravely exposing the alleged “Hidden Agenda Behind Interracial Pornography.”
Sneaky lady making innocent man her slave with the old handkerchief ploy
Fellas! Has this ever happened to you?
You’re at the grocery store, stocking up on Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew, when all of a sudden you discover a human female in the middle of the Frozen Food aisle with her shopping cart. You point out that she is blocking your access to the T.G.I.Friday’s Cream Cheese Poppers; she apologizes and moves out of your way.
Guns: Worse than anchovies as a pizza topping
Comet Ping Pong, a Washington DC pizzeria, has been the central obsession of some of the Internet’s most, well, creative conspiracy theorists for several months now.
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~ David Futrelle, writer/editor/cat entertainer. Click my name to email me.
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