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Trump thanks Putin for expelling American diplomats as apocalypse looms: Today in Tweets

Vlad watches the news

By David Futrelle

Is this real life, or have we somehow all become bit players in some badly written parody of the world we once knew? I have no idea, but here are some tweets. Including some cute animals, which are the one constant in this Bizarro world of ours.

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Today in Tweets, #InternationalCatDay/Armageddon edition

When you live with a cat, every day is International Cat Day

By David Futrelle

Ok, today is International Cat Day, so I’m going to celebrate by keeping the politics tweets to a minimum, and loading up on cat pics instead.

EDITED TO ADD: Ok, I’m adding some N. Korea tweets because  holy fucking hell Trump could get us all killed.

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Are cats “purring Jews” bent on genociding the white race with their diabolical cuteness?

Our Globalist Overcats

By David Futrelle

It is with heavy heart I must report that they have figured it out:

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Lady Lemming Liberal Ivanka: A We Hunted the Mammoth News Quiz

Donald Trump and his favorite daughter (Sorry, Tiffany!)

Time for a news quiz!

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Why I won’t pet cute kittens any more

The kind of cat I used to pet

NOTE: This post will make a lot more sense if you read this first. 

When it came to petting cats, as a slow-moving human with a soothing voice, I had no problem getting headbutts from Chicago’s most beautiful cats.

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Annoucement: WHTM is now officially anti-cat. We only like dogs now. Dogs with guns.

All hail tiny dogs with guns!

Enough with these cats. We’re all about dogs now. No more discussions of cats or adorable cat gifs like this:

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Edges2cats web app turns your catlike doodles into realistic cats … or horrible monstrosities

Well, it’s sort of a cat

So I’m still all flu-ed up, but I thought I would share one amazing internet thingy that’s cheered me up a bit: It’s called edges2cats, and it transforms your drawings of cats into photorealistic-looking cats.

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Merry Christmas, if you’re into that sort of thing!

Getting into the Christmas spirit

And if you’re not, happy Sunday, and happy any other holidays you celebrate around this time of year.

A good day to forget about all the bullshit this year has brought us.

Here are some more cats and dogs celebrating in their own peculiar ways.

Happy day!

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Sweet, furry relief: Chrome extension replaces pics of Trump with kittens

 

Wadded up fur set on the top of the head still looks better than Trump’s actual hair

The 4th quarter 2016 We’ve Got a Bigger Problem Now WHTM pledge drive is almost over! If you like the blog, please donate what you can! THANKS! 

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: If you’re thoroughly sick of seeing Donald Trump’s orange mug plastered all over the internet, there’s a handy little Chrome extension that replaces Trump pics with adorable pics of kittens.

I’ve been testing it out a little and it works … some of the time. But when it does it’s kind of magical. Here’s what the front page of The Daily Beast’s politics section looked like to me when I visited there today:

Aw, who’s a furry little president-elect?

Alas, it does not make the news itself any more adorable.

H/T — Mashable, via @megalibrarygirl

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Pledge Drive Update: A THANKS as big as the Ritz!

Seriously. thank you!

The Fourth Quarter 2016 “We’ve Got a Bigger Problem Now” pledge drive is entering the home stretch, and I just wanted to update you all on the progress.

First of all, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU to everyone who has donated! Some of you really came through in a big way; I’m humbled and deeply appreciative!