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Annoucement: WHTM is now officially anti-cat. We only like dogs now. Dogs with guns.

All hail tiny dogs with guns!

Enough with these cats. We’re all about dogs now. No more discussions of cats or adorable cat gifs like this:

Or this:

Or this:

Or even this:

Yep, we are DONE with cats FOREVER.

Even this one:

Oh, and happy April 1st.

HA HA! Man I got you guys good.

OPEN THREAD.

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PaganReader - Misandrist Spinster

I saw 5 kitties today! And two of them were little kittens! I didn’t get any lovings, though.

LindsayIrene
5 years ago

This gif amuses me greatly.

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Bina
5 years ago

KITTIES!!!!!

Ahem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug8Dcz3kyOA

This one never gets old for me. That happy tail!

EJ (Marxist Jazz Weasel)

Off-topic, but it’s an open thread so whatevs.

Has anyone seen DrNicolaLuna recently? The last time I saw her was almost a year ago and she was going through some tough stuff in her life. I just hope she’s okay.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
5 years ago

@EJ
Yeah, she came back for a bit. Post Trumpocalypse, I think. It has been a while tho…

HawkAtreides, on the floor again with a head full of rain
HawkAtreides, on the floor again with a head full of rain
5 years ago

Thanks to this reprehensible shift in focus, I now support MGTOWs – that is, Meow-Boxes with Guns, Tanto, or Other Weapons. Forget the right to bear arms; my life is now devoted to the right to arm cats.

(This is the only April Fool’s page I actually laughed at, so thanks!)

Jesalin (Geek Grrl)
Jesalin (Geek Grrl)
5 years ago

@Dali

Chickens! In choppers!

(I still have that mp3 around somewhere, I need to find it)

numerobis
numerobis
5 years ago

@Dali: that was glorious!

Dormousing_it (formerly RoscoeTCat)
Dormousing_it (formerly RoscoeTCat)
5 years ago

As if those little dogs aren’t noisy and disruptive enough, you’re gonna give them guns? (Rhetorical Question)

No, I’m not a dog person. Years ago, I watched someone’s Yorkie for 2 weeks. I gave him a bath – because he looked like he needed it, plus, he he spent a day in the ER of a hospital (that’s another story). I trimmed the fur around his butt. I didn’t enjoy his company, but I did feel sorry for him. I
played with him, and forced myself to pet him and hold him in my lap.

My 3 cats just barely tolerated him, as long as he stayed out of their faces. My youngest cat, Perri, was very interested in his food, which was lamb baby food mixed with rice. He had terrible allergies, and that was what he ate, plus a vitamin supplement. He lusted after the cat’s food, while Perri lusted after HIS food.

My spouse would take him for walks, during which he was supposed to do his business. More than once, he waited until after the walk to relieve himself.

But the worst thing about him was the yapping. The spouse and I had a nearly 7 hour drive to return him to his owners after the 2 weeks were up, during which he whimpered and, yes, yapped.

Sorry to any dog-lovers who took the time to read what I typed. I’m under the influence of antihistamines…it’s beginning to be hay-fever season, where I live, and both my nose and eyes, won’t stop watering.

occasional reader
occasional reader
5 years ago

Hello.

> EJ and Axe
And what about Scielfreidja (not sure about the spelling, sorry). I miss the scientific explanations. No news ?

Have a nice day.

opposablethumbs
opposablethumbs
5 years ago

Seconding the missing of Scildfreja! And the intercontinental virtual hugs to Chiomara. Bastards. I hope you can avoid these scum and/or get some support.

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