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Pickup guru and raving racist Heartiste warns his followers of the impending Whitepocalypse

So just move into your underground bunkers already, angry white dudes.
So just move into your underground bunkers already, angry white dudes.

Over on Chateau Heartiste, the Heartiste formerly known as Roissy is in full-blown white supremacist mode today.

Apparently what got dear old Mr. H in an especially racist mood was a comment from a reader called Libertardian who suggested that, while in the good old days, civilization used to rein in the alleged worst tendencies of women, “in the West we had to abolish civilization because it was hurting people’s feelings.”

This little comment was enough to send Mr. H into a full-blown keyboard-smash Whitepocalypse rage.

Every monster and manboob, every fat feminist and single mom, every quadgender and third world wretched refuse had to be appeased and their crocodile tears dried, and the cause of all their histrionically dramatized hurty — white civilization itself — razed to make room for the glorious vomit of vibrancy that is currently prolapsing the rectum of the historical West.

You get double points if you were able to make sense of that mess of a sentence on the first pass. Why is it that so many cultural elitists and would-be defenders of civilization are such terrible writers?

Just a note on usage here: When alt-right types use the terms “vibrancy” or “vibrant” it’s their oh-so-clever, oh-so-sarcastic way of referring to racial diversity and/or people who aren’t white.

God looked over all that He had made, and saw that it was good. The leftoid looked over all that his ancestors had made, and saw that it was good enough to squander. And on the eighth day, the leftoid rested his gated community security detail.

Yeah, I can count the number of “leftoids” I know that live in gated communities on the fingers of my imaginary third hand.

Anyway, it’s helpful for Heartiste to remind us from time to time how comprehensive his hate really is.  And that many of his followers are even worse than he is in this regard.

Naturally, in the comments,  some of these terrible people added their terrible thoughts.

everybodyhatesscott, for his part, was in the mood for murdering elected officials:

I really hope I’m still alive to see it when we brings the guillotines back. I’d say 2/3+ of our representatives are deserving of it and it’s probably closer to 4/5′s. Granted, the gallows are more american.

cryo, in a comment in which he cranked the racism up to eleven, reported from the front lines of Hartford, Connecticut:

I was in the metro part of Hartford, Connecticut the other day. Might as well have been in the Third World. After working hours, all decent working folk flee to the surrounding suburbs. What’s left over is hideous to behold: packs of feral pavement apes roaming the blighted and burnt-out neighborhoods. What once were charming and historic Victorian houses are now blasted crack dens of eldritch horror. Niglets as young as 8 running around with loaded guns and terrorizing public parks. Whores peddling their fetid vaginas in front of Jamaican bodegas and Check$ Ca$hed places.

This is pretty much the future of any eastern seaboard city that isn’t attractive to SWPLs [white liberals]. It will get worse and worse until finally the madness starts to invade the suburbs. By then, whites and other human species will have to live in a constant state of uncertainty and fear. Section 8 housing and minority pandering are the greatest weapon the ruling class has: blacks especially are a potent biological weapon that can wipe out entire civilized communities in less than a decade

Dan Fletcher, meanwhile, suggested that the only solution to all this is to go to infinity … and beyond. Literally. Convinced that people turn to “artificial. Feminism, multicult, white-guilt” ideologies only when they’ve got no new frontiers to explore, he argued that

the halt on human space exploration has been such a tragedy. Space is the next frontier. Mankind’s survival and salvation. A new frontier and a new struggle for people to throw themselves into. Something real and dangerous. A stark contrast to the petty vapidness of the social justice whack-jobs and other assorted fairies. A true adventure.

With nothing to fight against, people fight against themselves in a desperate bid to fulfill their primal need for struggle. Time to get off this rock.

Dan, I agree wholeheartedly with that last sentence. I would happily donate to a project to put you, Heartiste and the rest of his fans on a rocket to Uranus.

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Fade
12 years ago

The plebes at “pharngyula” have their idol. Not going to ruin that..

could you please leave us alone, then? My idol is a peaceful thread, and your pooping in it is ruining it.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
12 years ago

Anyone else smell a particular sock who can’t handle quoting?

kittehserf
12 years ago

The plebes at “pharngyula” have their idol. Not going to ruin that.

DING DING DING

Pell?

cloudiah
12 years ago

The plebes at “pharngyula” have their idol. Not going to ruin that.

Okay, so what I’m getting from this is that the commenters at Pharyngula are not from the patrician class in ancient Rome.

I agree?

Marie
Marie
12 years ago

@Argenti Aertheri

2) pecunium, we hate men, sorry, you’ll have to go. But I can come with you half~ the time 🙂

But we get you the other half of the time right? =D

Fade
12 years ago

@Argenti

Dang, I dont remember.

@Kittehserf

I hope it is pell XD

cloudiah
12 years ago

Who will email the mighty ferret-lord?

Marie
Marie
12 years ago

@Argenti Aertheri

Anyone else smell a particular sock who can’t handle quoting?

Maybe. But idk my trolls well.

sarahlizhousespouse
12 years ago

“Pffsh. We all know feminists don’t have friends. We all know you were just at happy hour with your cats. LOL.”

HAHAHA!

pecunium
12 years ago

Goof: I’m old enough to know that the mature way to discuss anything is to address the subject, not the person.

Says the dude who pretends I used ad hominem, and uses this phrase to duck the questions.

kittehserf
12 years ago

Who will email the mighty ferret-lord?

Just did.

cloudiah
12 years ago

Let all ferret-blessings be upon us.

Cobra Commander
Cobra Commander
12 years ago

Little snakey thinks he’d ruffle their feathers at Pharyngula?

ROFL yeah, right. They’d have you for a fairly meagre breakfast, sonny.

what is this stupid shit? Being really mad doesn’t mean you’re a good debater, “sonny”. Go take rhetoric, idiot.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Told you so.

And I will have you know that I am not bonding with my cat atm. Instead I am looking at a blog full of pics of people randomly passed out in the street, because apparently some people get a little too happy during happy hour.

cloudiah
12 years ago

I might actually be drunk.

How many whiskey sours make a person drunk?

John-H
John-H
12 years ago

I seriously doubt PZ thinks this could end Shermer’s career. He has spent enough time dealing with misogynist asshole atheists to know that their are a lot of people out there who won’t care and some who will probably support Shermer even more now. Also is Shermer really A list I have only heard of him a couple of times and it was always in relation to sexual harassment.

Fade
12 years ago

what is this stupid shit? Being really mad doesn’t mean you’re a good debater, “sonny”. Go take rhetoric, idiot.

i am like, dying from the irony here

Alice
Alice
12 years ago

The person who calls women “babycakes” dislikes being called “sonny.” I’m shocked!!

Marie
Marie
12 years ago

what is this stupid shit? Being really mad doesn’t mean you’re a good debater, “sonny”. Go take rhetoric, idiot.

Ah, I see another one of those totally original “having emotions means you’re a bad debater” debates. Classy. Next tell us we’re PMSing. Nobody’s done that before.

Also, why is sonny in scare quotes? I must know. This is urgent.

pecunium
12 years ago

Snake Shouter: Don’t want to ruffle their feathers.

Ah… such a brave man. They are attacking a man you value (why? because he’s a useful tool in your fulminations about teh EVUL WIMMNZ!). So you come here to abuse them.

That’s some courage of your convictions.

Marie
Marie
12 years ago

WAIT HE USED THE QUOTES ON SONNY WHY CAN HE NOT USE THEM ON THE ACTUAL LINES HE QUOTES FROM PEOPLE?

Checkmate feminists PELL?

cloudiah
12 years ago

For the record, CassandraSays, I did not randomly pass out on the street.

I walked 2.5 miles home, drunk, and I am now sitting on my couch, drunkenly commenting on Man Boobz.

While watching old X-Files episodes, which is one of my drunken pastimes.

But that wouldn’t make for a very good blog.

We actually had a really interesting discussion about “creeps” at Happy Hour, but I think I’m too drunk to do it justice.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
12 years ago

cloudiah — depends on your weight, over what time you drank them, full or empty stomach, general tolerance and a host of other things. Generally speaking, two within an hour will put you over the legal limit, I’d say 3 to be good and properly drunk. But I can drink [pecunium’s vodka]

sarahlizhousespouse
12 years ago

“While watching old X-Files episodes, which is one of my drunken pastimes.”

Personally, I enjoy a little drunk knitting from time to time.

cloudiah
12 years ago

I am definitely over the legal limit.

I had to school the bartender, nicely, on how to make a good whiskey sour. The first one he made was SWEET. Terrible. But he made me another, free of charge, that was much better. And by the 3rd he was a fucking pro.

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