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Pickup guru and raving racist Heartiste warns his followers of the impending Whitepocalypse

So just move into your underground bunkers already, angry white dudes.
So just move into your underground bunkers already, angry white dudes.

Over on Chateau Heartiste, the Heartiste formerly known as Roissy is in full-blown white supremacist mode today.

Apparently what got dear old Mr. H in an especially racist mood was a comment from a reader called Libertardian who suggested that, while in the good old days, civilization used to rein in the alleged worst tendencies of women, “in the West we had to abolish civilization because it was hurting people’s feelings.”

This little comment was enough to send Mr. H into a full-blown keyboard-smash Whitepocalypse rage.

Every monster and manboob, every fat feminist and single mom, every quadgender and third world wretched refuse had to be appeased and their crocodile tears dried, and the cause of all their histrionically dramatized hurty — white civilization itself — razed to make room for the glorious vomit of vibrancy that is currently prolapsing the rectum of the historical West.

You get double points if you were able to make sense of that mess of a sentence on the first pass. Why is it that so many cultural elitists and would-be defenders of civilization are such terrible writers?

Just a note on usage here: When alt-right types use the terms “vibrancy” or “vibrant” it’s their oh-so-clever, oh-so-sarcastic way of referring to racial diversity and/or people who aren’t white.

God looked over all that He had made, and saw that it was good. The leftoid looked over all that his ancestors had made, and saw that it was good enough to squander. And on the eighth day, the leftoid rested his gated community security detail.

Yeah, I can count the number of “leftoids” I know that live in gated communities on the fingers of my imaginary third hand.

Anyway, it’s helpful for Heartiste to remind us from time to time how comprehensive his hate really is.  And that many of his followers are even worse than he is in this regard.

Naturally, in the comments,  some of these terrible people added their terrible thoughts.

everybodyhatesscott, for his part, was in the mood for murdering elected officials:

I really hope I’m still alive to see it when we brings the guillotines back. I’d say 2/3+ of our representatives are deserving of it and it’s probably closer to 4/5′s. Granted, the gallows are more american.

cryo, in a comment in which he cranked the racism up to eleven, reported from the front lines of Hartford, Connecticut:

I was in the metro part of Hartford, Connecticut the other day. Might as well have been in the Third World. After working hours, all decent working folk flee to the surrounding suburbs. What’s left over is hideous to behold: packs of feral pavement apes roaming the blighted and burnt-out neighborhoods. What once were charming and historic Victorian houses are now blasted crack dens of eldritch horror. Niglets as young as 8 running around with loaded guns and terrorizing public parks. Whores peddling their fetid vaginas in front of Jamaican bodegas and Check$ Ca$hed places.

This is pretty much the future of any eastern seaboard city that isn’t attractive to SWPLs [white liberals]. It will get worse and worse until finally the madness starts to invade the suburbs. By then, whites and other human species will have to live in a constant state of uncertainty and fear. Section 8 housing and minority pandering are the greatest weapon the ruling class has: blacks especially are a potent biological weapon that can wipe out entire civilized communities in less than a decade

Dan Fletcher, meanwhile, suggested that the only solution to all this is to go to infinity … and beyond. Literally. Convinced that people turn to “artificial. Feminism, multicult, white-guilt” ideologies only when they’ve got no new frontiers to explore, he argued that

the halt on human space exploration has been such a tragedy. Space is the next frontier. Mankind’s survival and salvation. A new frontier and a new struggle for people to throw themselves into. Something real and dangerous. A stark contrast to the petty vapidness of the social justice whack-jobs and other assorted fairies. A true adventure.

With nothing to fight against, people fight against themselves in a desperate bid to fulfill their primal need for struggle. Time to get off this rock.

Dan, I agree wholeheartedly with that last sentence. I would happily donate to a project to put you, Heartiste and the rest of his fans on a rocket to Uranus.

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Falconer
Falconer
12 years ago

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the pub, so come on let’s ride
To the dungeon deep below the mountain
The boys say they want some gold and jewels
But I really don’t wanna
Poor haul like I had last week
We must go deep, ’cause I want eep

… and then my creation failed me. Sorry.

Falconer
Falconer
12 years ago

*wibbleface*

If I say that’s adorable, you’ll probably rip my face off, won’t you?

Marie
Marie
12 years ago

Ohgoody, Good came back! I mean boo. We don’t like trolls.

Re:Good

“good example of the point I was making”, since grammar trolling is so popular here.

So is grammar trolling really popular here? I thought just most people (definitely me) flat out can’t understand Good because of his incoherentness.

@katz

Just remember, a capybara is not a suitable substitute for a ferret. The ability to squeeze through tight spaces is essential.

Is a guinea pig a suitable substitute for a ferret?

@bionicmommy

It’s a pity, too, because I wanted him to engage. That’s more fun.

I know. Bad troll, bad.

Also, I am sad to see I missed (the beginning? I hope not all of) Good, because I was busy watching Supernatural doing extremely important things.

@good

Also, can you explain the incoherency of my response and what specifically did you post that you were waiting on a response to?

Dude, you haven’t addressed a n y t h i n g people wrote to you. You’re just dancing in circles. But I’d like to see you address bionicmommy’s post (which I will copy/paste for you.)

Of course, it is feminists who argue in favor of “paper abortions” where moms can decide they want no responsibility for their own children and they can decide to stop giving them food, clothing, and shelter. Oops, how silly of me, it is the MRA’s who want that right for fathers! It’s the MRA’s who want fathers to pay no child support and do none of the caregiving, but have the final say on how the children are raised.

Okay, maybe you mean that feminists want to take away men’s right to vote, but still want men to do 2/3 of the world’s work, produce half of the world’s food, but earn only 10% of the world’s income and own less than 1% of the world’s property. Oops, my mistake again. It’s the exact opposite!

Oh, you’re actually referring to all of those feminists who don’t want girls or women to have access to an education or career opportunities so that they will be forced to be financially dependent on men. Darn it, once again, I’m mistaken. It’s actually MRA’s who argue for that.

You need to help me out here, Good, because I just can’t figure out how feminists want women to have equality without responsibility.

Also, if anyone wants to make a wager, my bet is that if he answers, it will either be something about “paper abortions” or a boring rant about lifeboats.

Address away! Now, posting, since this comment is getting too long.

Marie
Marie
12 years ago

@Guffaw Ferrets

It was a ferret with a bushy tail, aka tree rat, aka skwerl. I did not ask if it could fly or if it was David Futrelle.

You didn’t? You fool! You foolish fool!

LBT
LBT
12 years ago

RE: Falconer

You can imagine Sneak making the wibbleface. I am totally fine with accepting that zie uses up all the system cuteness points.

More of zer Portal song:

But there’s no sense crying over everyone dead,
You just keep on pulling new folks out of your head,
And through horror and fear
You survive another year
You’re the people who are still alive.

And it just devolves into Gig-level creepery from there on out.

kittehserf
12 years ago

Good, I’m sorry, probably it’s just me, I’m trying to follow your argument, really, but I don’t understand why the corncob pipes absolutely must be manufactured by wombats. Wouldn’t koalas do it just as well?

Falconer, surely you’re not suggesting entrusting manufacturing to drop bears?

kittehserf
12 years ago

cloudiah – what John H said about the Pharyngula thread. Not a lot of trolls, but the few there are persistent pieces of shit.

I’m thinking Michael. Fucking. Shermer will prove to be worse than H Fucking Schwyzer in the end, if less melodramatic.

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
12 years ago

@kittehserf, do you perhaps have a link to what the Michael Shermer thing is about? I don’t know anything about it, but I’m very curious.

I actually met the guy about 12 years when he visited MSSU here in Joplin. He bought drinks for me and my ex boyfriend after doing a talk about one of his books. Now I want to know what the heck he did.

guffaw-ferrets
guffaw-ferrets
12 years ago

serrana: David Futrelle is ***everywhere***. (nicely played)

I’ve needed a break from Hugo ever since he first showed up. Now he’s finally saying lots of things I already thought about him, and he’s getting what he wants: for everyone to look at him again.

(Btw, my judgment of him is not a mental-illness thing. What Hugo is doing and has been doing is … something else entirely. Seems kind of … what’s the word I’m looking for … Contrived.)

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Ugh, Hugo. Are we really supposed to feel sorry for him and not suspect that this latest bullshit is another layer of the manipulation onion? The only thing I want at this point is for him to STFU and go away.

Also, I am very disappointed in the failure of Good’s marmoset guardians to teach him to butter his ERA properly.

kittehserf
12 years ago
Argenti Aertheri
12 years ago

Cassandra — you have email on that topic, because yeah, this smells off.

kittehserf
12 years ago

Just a glance at HfS’s tweets had me thinking he’s doing a “mea culpa, I iz so bad!” for yet more attention.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Isn’t brevity a virtue on Twitter? He could have just tweeted PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE!!!!!!!, more succinct and more honest.

thebewilderness
12 years ago

If he can convince enough people that he is mentally ill Hugo can have himself another round of redemption. I would remind people yet again that most mentally ill people are not abusive assholes and most abusive assholes are not mentally ill. But y’all knew that.
What Hugo is doing is going through the cycle of abuse.

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
12 years ago

@kittehserf,

That is horrifying. I just read that pharyngula thread, and I’m so shocked and disgusted. I would have never suspected such a thing when we were at the bar with him, but that’s how it is because manipulative people hide their true selves. Anyway, I feel awful for the victim and hope she’s doing okay.

Cobra Commander
Cobra Commander
12 years ago

Right, because the feminists aren’t loving every bit of the Schwyzer meltdown. You’ll eat each other.

Alice
Alice
12 years ago

Cobra, please do not tell me what I will and will not eat. Thanks.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Let the record state that I will never, under any circumstances, “eat” Hugo.

kittehserf
12 years ago

thebionicmommy, yeah, it’s horrible. I’m on the second page of comments now. I know little about Shermer – I gather he’s yet another whitedudeatheist with a sexist mouth on him and a thing for Ayn Rand, so he’s not someone I’d be wanting to read about anyway – but it sounds like there’s quite a history of harassment/assault/rape there that women have been quietly warning each other about at these conferences.

Cobra Commander
Cobra Commander
12 years ago

We’ve been watching from the sidelines for a while. The internet feminists need someone to string up every once in a while, to feed their self-righteous Warrioring- a man, preferrably. We MRAs, on the other hand, look after our own. We see each other as human. Schwyzer, being a man, was deemed expendable. Feminism in a nutshell.

pecunium
12 years ago

Goof: What the guest writer stated was NOT homophobic. He was accusing Jeantel of being homophobic. Whether you agree with that or not, there was nothing that Elam had to tolerate or not tolerate. But do continue being an internet warrior and fire off your ad hominem attacks.

You are wrong. Elam accepts homophobia* (the examples quoted are enough proof).

I was not engaged in ad hominem. I said you weren’t smart. That’s either a factual claim, or an insult.

I didn’t say, “Goof is wrong because he’s an idiot.” I addressed your arguments (such as they were).

For some reason you don’t do that. You merely repeat assertions which have been shown to be false.

Which inclines the perceptive reader to thinking statements about your stupidity aren’t insults.

*Even if it weren’t true, and he reviled both; never allowing any to surface, nor remain; his outright hatred of, and promotion of violence toward, women; as well as his promoting terrorism on the front page, and calling it activism, is enough to disqualify him from acceptance by civilised people.

kittehserf
12 years ago

Let the record state that I will never, under any circumstances, “eat” Hugo.

Ditto. Not even grilled, with marinated mushrooms.

(note to self: time for lunch)

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

It’s particularly difficult to eat with that lingering sock smell stinking up the place.

sarahlizhousespouse
12 years ago

@CassandraSays

Who is our sock?

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