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Pickup guru and raving racist Heartiste warns his followers of the impending Whitepocalypse

So just move into your underground bunkers already, angry white dudes.
So just move into your underground bunkers already, angry white dudes.

Over on Chateau Heartiste, the Heartiste formerly known as Roissy is in full-blown white supremacist mode today.

Apparently what got dear old Mr. H in an especially racist mood was a comment from a reader called Libertardian who suggested that, while in the good old days, civilization used to rein in the alleged worst tendencies of women, “in the West we had to abolish civilization because it was hurting people’s feelings.”

This little comment was enough to send Mr. H into a full-blown keyboard-smash Whitepocalypse rage.

Every monster and manboob, every fat feminist and single mom, every quadgender and third world wretched refuse had to be appeased and their crocodile tears dried, and the cause of all their histrionically dramatized hurty — white civilization itself — razed to make room for the glorious vomit of vibrancy that is currently prolapsing the rectum of the historical West.

You get double points if you were able to make sense of that mess of a sentence on the first pass. Why is it that so many cultural elitists and would-be defenders of civilization are such terrible writers?

Just a note on usage here: When alt-right types use the terms “vibrancy” or “vibrant” it’s their oh-so-clever, oh-so-sarcastic way of referring to racial diversity and/or people who aren’t white.

God looked over all that He had made, and saw that it was good. The leftoid looked over all that his ancestors had made, and saw that it was good enough to squander. And on the eighth day, the leftoid rested his gated community security detail.

Yeah, I can count the number of “leftoids” I know that live in gated communities on the fingers of my imaginary third hand.

Anyway, it’s helpful for Heartiste to remind us from time to time how comprehensive his hate really is.  And that many of his followers are even worse than he is in this regard.

Naturally, in the comments,  some of these terrible people added their terrible thoughts.

everybodyhatesscott, for his part, was in the mood for murdering elected officials:

I really hope I’m still alive to see it when we brings the guillotines back. I’d say 2/3+ of our representatives are deserving of it and it’s probably closer to 4/5′s. Granted, the gallows are more american.

cryo, in a comment in which he cranked the racism up to eleven, reported from the front lines of Hartford, Connecticut:

I was in the metro part of Hartford, Connecticut the other day. Might as well have been in the Third World. After working hours, all decent working folk flee to the surrounding suburbs. What’s left over is hideous to behold: packs of feral pavement apes roaming the blighted and burnt-out neighborhoods. What once were charming and historic Victorian houses are now blasted crack dens of eldritch horror. Niglets as young as 8 running around with loaded guns and terrorizing public parks. Whores peddling their fetid vaginas in front of Jamaican bodegas and Check$ Ca$hed places.

This is pretty much the future of any eastern seaboard city that isn’t attractive to SWPLs [white liberals]. It will get worse and worse until finally the madness starts to invade the suburbs. By then, whites and other human species will have to live in a constant state of uncertainty and fear. Section 8 housing and minority pandering are the greatest weapon the ruling class has: blacks especially are a potent biological weapon that can wipe out entire civilized communities in less than a decade

Dan Fletcher, meanwhile, suggested that the only solution to all this is to go to infinity … and beyond. Literally. Convinced that people turn to “artificial. Feminism, multicult, white-guilt” ideologies only when they’ve got no new frontiers to explore, he argued that

the halt on human space exploration has been such a tragedy. Space is the next frontier. Mankind’s survival and salvation. A new frontier and a new struggle for people to throw themselves into. Something real and dangerous. A stark contrast to the petty vapidness of the social justice whack-jobs and other assorted fairies. A true adventure.

With nothing to fight against, people fight against themselves in a desperate bid to fulfill their primal need for struggle. Time to get off this rock.

Dan, I agree wholeheartedly with that last sentence. I would happily donate to a project to put you, Heartiste and the rest of his fans on a rocket to Uranus.

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Argenti Aertheri
12 years ago

W00t for quick learning bartenders!

Oh and yes Marie, you can have me the rest of the time. I’ll be on a houseboat on the Mississippi passing messages across the gender divide 🙂

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
12 years ago

One of the things that I noticed reading those tweets is how it is so much like being in an abusive relationship, with the stuff like “Look at me grovel. I’m so bad, I don’t deserve you. Feel sorry for me and tell me how I am good instead”. It ends up causing a reversal, where you are upset with someone, but then they do this trick. So you end up apologizing to them and trying to make them feel better. I used to fall for that all the time, and even if you understand it, it is still hard to break from the automatic reaction of trying to comfort the person at fault.

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
12 years ago

Cobra, you do know that kind of thing will get you banned right?

Owl Cake
Owl Cake
12 years ago

I, for one, root for Hugo F. Schwyzer’s downfall, at least in the “never ever ever paid to write or give a talk on feminism again” sense. I don’t want him ruined as a person, I just want him to shut up and stop manipulating and hurting people.

Also, denouncing people for sexually assaulting people =/= backstabbing, “being eaten alive,” or what have you. You HAVE to call out people in your in-group for offenses like that, or they’ll get the illusion that you tacitly approve of their behavior. Backstabbing is more like denouncing and heaping abuse on someone because they make a personal decision that you don’t approve of (like deciding to get married, to pick a wholly random example).

Marie
Marie
12 years ago

@Argenti Aertheri

W00T =D

and I see the cobra commander has managed to keep up his unoriginality. Bravo, dude. Nice spelling, also.

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
12 years ago

Has anyone emailed David? His last comment was way over the line.

sarahlizhousespouse
12 years ago

@thebionicmommy

No, see… Cobra spelled it differently so it’s okay. It’s okay to use slurs when you spell incorrectly to get past the text moderator.

Fade
12 years ago

Go eat a dick, cuntt.

Pictured: a stunnning example of originality and wit. How will we ever stand up to trolls of such high qualilty?

cloudiah
12 years ago

Ha ha, Dances With Cobra-Penises has now been reduced to calling us c*ntts. XD

I love when we make them explode with rage.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Someone needs to help Pell’s folks find some good parental control software.

Marie
Marie
12 years ago

Ah, so that explains the spelling mistakes. I didn’t know it was moderated.

He’s still boring though.

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
12 years ago

@sarahlizhousespouse,

Yep, he probably thinks he’s pretty clever to sneak that one past the filter.

cloudiah
12 years ago

RELEASE THE FERRETS!

kittehserf
12 years ago

thebionicmommy – I already emailed David the moment Pell used “plebes”. The boy has lost what little ability he had to sock. He needs to do a remedial course.

And I see we’re at meltdown stage already! His mom must be due to tell him to go to bed soon.

Marie – he’s using quotes on “sonny” ’cause it’s what I called him. Kind of amusing, I’ve never been called sonny before.

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
12 years ago

I was more offended by the “eat a dick” part. Oh well, the best thing is to just ignore him. For people like Pell, negative attention is better than no attention.

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
12 years ago

Thanks, kittehserf!

Argenti Aertheri
12 years ago

Wait, where is this comment? I seem to have a dumb.

Marie
Marie
12 years ago

@kittehs

Marie – he’s using quotes on “sonny” ’cause it’s what I called him. Kind of amusing, I’ve never been called sonny before.

ah. It was kinda hard to tell, with all his inability to quote and what.

@thebionicmommy

so, shall we ignore him? (I mean I’m fine doing so if you want to. Just poking him for funsies atm.)

Fade
12 years ago

well, my cmputer just got damaged, which i think was god telling me to go to bed. night all

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
12 years ago

@Marie,

If you like poking him for funsies, feel free. I was just kind of taken aback by the dick comment, so for me, it’s better to just ignore him.

@Argenti, he had said “Go eat a dick, c*nt” but it’s already deleted.

kittehserf
12 years ago

Ha! The mighty Banferret of Doom has struck!

Argenti Aertheri
12 years ago

Ah, well then, he was giving Cobra Commander a bad name, which is impressive considering wtf Cobra Commander was like!

G’night Fade, good luck with the computer issue!

Robert
Robert
12 years ago

I just took a look at Hugo F. Schwyzer’s twitter.

Well, he’s more coherent than Michelle Shocked, if less cheerful.

Socialkenny
12 years ago

Lmbao I think Roissy really lost a bolt with that post. I didn’t really see any blatant supremacist statements in his article, but he does do a great job of flying under the radar.

This is why I hate the Manosphere to be honest: too much intermixing between Pickup and racist ideologies.

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