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Roosh V: Governments pushing education for women are depriving me of a good wife

Russian girls, being raised right, 1909
Russian girls, being raised right, 1909

Pity poor Roosh! The widely despised pickup artist and wannabe philosopher spent the last decade and a half as a man-slut, riding the vagina tilt-a-whirl around the world, having what he insists was consensual sex with women in an assortment of sometimes colorful, sometimes colorless places from Paraguay to Siberia.

Now, the not-so-benevolent dictator of a miniature internet empire based on ebooks, clickbait and misogyny, Roosh has decided he wants to settle down and become an old-school patriarch, with an adoring or at least subservient wife and a brood of mini-Rooshes.

There’s just one problem: An evil conspiracy of Western governments and central bankers, hellbent on depopulating the world, is making it darn near impossible for poor Roosh to find himself a good wife, in the form of a young hottie, preferably more than a decade his junior, with such limited options that she won’t be able to leave him once she realizes the terrible mistake she’s made.

Alas, Roosh reports, even in Eastern Europe, the young women he meets have pretty much all been totally ruined by something called “a college education.”

In a post titled How The Government Is Robbing Men Of Good Wives, a sad and angry Roosh laments that even in those

countries in Eastern Europe that have superior women than in America … you encounter a big problem: they value their education and careers above that of family.

And it’s all the fault of Big Government:

Education is offered for free or at a greatly subsidized rate by the government. Western governments are therefore programming women into becoming sterile office slaves and consumers instead of good wives and mothers.

The horror!

And so, poor Roosh laments,

I’ve been unable to find more than a handful [of Eastern European women] under the age of 25 who has shown eagerness into soon becoming a mom.

Or maybe they just don’t want to settle down with an ebook writer who hasn’t yet mastered the rudiments of grammar?

When Roosh talks to these women about their lack of interest in pledging themselves to a patriarch, they tell him they want to be educated, with careers of their own, so they don’t end up stuck in a miserable marriage with an alcoholic husband who cheats on them.

“I need a backup plan in case my husband becomes bad,” these women apparently all tell Roosh.

Never mind that the worries of these women are completely understandable. Alcoholism is a massive problem in Eastern Europe, especially among men, leading not only to crappy marriages but also to an assortment of health issues that all too often cause premature death. In Russia, the fourth-drunkest country in the world (Belarus is number one), more than a third of hard-drinking men die before they reach 55.

So, yeah, Eastern European women are acutely aware that they cannot rely on men to ensure a future for themselves or their children.

But to Roosh, who apparently lives in some conspiracy theory fairyland, Eastern European women who want to be able to provide for themselves (and their children) are sex-crazed tools of The Machine. “Men are bad,” Roosh sarcastically sniffs,

and because of that, she must spend years in university where she gets to experiment with different cocks and where she is firmly taken out of her natural role to learn how to serve a corporate master while her future kid goes to day care and her husband eats cans of tuna because his wife is too tired from work to cook, assuming she even knows how.

A man forced to prepare his own dinner! Damn you, you student-loan-pushing governments!

Women want to have their cake and eat it too. They want to be able to marry the man they are most attracted to, and if that doesn’t work, still be able to enjoy an independent and comfortable life of Ikea furniture and Starbucks without having to put up with a man’s reasonable demands to cook him dinner and make sure the children are taken care of.

How unreasonable these women are, unwilling to spend their lives trapped in a miserable marriage. How terrifying is it that, even without money from a man, they can afford cheap-but-decent-looking furniture and the occasional Pumpkin Spice Latte.

Roosh thinks it’s positively perverse that today’s non-Roosh-marrying Eastern European woman will

spend thousands of hours studying a topic like law or international business relations and became an obedient office worker instead of learning how to obey her husband.

As a result of this educating-women madness, Roosh complains,

we are seeing the disappearance of the nuclear family along with high divorce rates and out-of-wedlock births where future degenerates of the state get to watch mommy get sexy matches on Tinder.

Oh, but it gets worse!

It turns out that these terrible date-having mommies are also, unwittingly, enabling the depopulation agenda of the evil globalists who secretly run the world.

If you take the depopulation agenda to be accurate then it makes sense that you would want to train women to do anything but bond with men in a way that leads to reproduction. That is exactly what most Western governments have done, and it starts by essentially brainwashing women of the need to be free from their husbands by making them obsessed to earn money produced by central banks. Any country where the idea of female employment is seen as “common sense” is in the process of having their culture destroyed, if it hasn’t already been done.

Aw, it’s almost cute just how doggedly Roosh is working at becoming a conspiracy theorist. In the sidebar of his blog, he lists several books he’s currently reading, including Sworn in Secret: Freemasonry and the Knights Templar, a history of Freemasonry that has gotten rave reviews from both Scottish Rite Journal and Knight Templar Magazine (no, really); and None Dare Call it Conspiracy, the paranoid 1971 bestseller setting forth the alleged truth about evil bankers and the sinister … Council on Foreign Relations!

But for Roosh, still finding his conspiracy theory sea legs, there is one aspect of this whole educating-women thing that’s even worserer than the depopulation of planet Earth.

For it turns out that the lizard people — or whoever Roosh imagines runs the global conspiracy — don’t just want to turn women into non-baby-having office drones. They want to turn men into … CUCKS.

I mean, say you actually decide to wife up one of these terrible job-having women, and when you decide she needs to quit her job to devote herself fulltime to taking care of you and the kids, and she says no?

Blame the government, with its subsidized student loans and alluring talk of female empowerment. Blame the government, for conning young women into devoting their lives to “corporate and victimhood training, not wife training.”

And so, when this hypothetical wife of yours refuses your command to quit her job, Roosh tells us, you are, “being actively cucked by your own government.”

Yes, that’s right: by providing student loans to young women, the government is somehow, at least figuratively, “cucking” men because, wait, how on earth would that possibly work?

Roosh, like the alt-righters who won’t let him in their clubhouse, has a rather expansive notion of just what cuckolding is.

So is there a solution to this terrible dilemma? Even in Eastern Europe, Roosh warns us again, city-dwelling women have pretty much all been “seduced by the prospect of free education, city lights, and the ability to sleep around without consequences.” Indeed, Roosh reports with horror, as wife material they are basically as bad as —  *shudder* — American women.

“Unless you start visiting villages or churches,” Roosh sadly concludes, “you’ll end up disappointed.”

Will the churches in Eastern Europe’s tiniest towns soon find themselves overrun by Roosh fanboys gamely asking every woman they meet (and possibly each otherwhere the pet shop is?

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Sascha Vykos
Sascha Vykos
6 years ago

What he’s arguing for is institutionalized indentured slavery. He could find that in any number of purity cultures in both America and abroad, if he cared to look. Plenty of them out there. He would have some explaining to do, but I’m sure his sexual history wouldn’t be anything a nice baptism couldn’t fix. Men aren’t used chewing gum, after all. What great sermon material he’d make, too. He wouldn’t be the first parasite to take advantage of others that way and he won’t be the last.

It is interesting that he understands most women won’t “choose” slavery if they have options, though. Apparently, choosing what’s best for yourself (and your children) is “unnatural”, so the best solution apparently is to just deny choice and opportunity for half the population. Because that’s totally natural?

I sincerely hope with all my heart no woman ever marries Roosh. There is enough suffering in the world.

Virgin Mary
Virgin Mary
6 years ago

This mentality is the reason I had to leave David Icke forum, which I’m sorry to say has nothing to do with David himself, and everything to do with his forum being over run with Right Wing fartwits. Everything boils down to some sort of Marxist conspiracy to educate women, engineer mass extinction of whites, and promote homosexuality, and guess who it is? Always the Joooze, always that sick disgusting Happy Merchant meme or some Ben Garrison info graphic. I worry about the way these ideas which used to belong to the alt-right have now become pretty much mainstream. Anything that can be interpreted as socialist is seen as some kind of threat to their supremacy.

Virgin Mary
Virgin Mary
6 years ago

@mockingbird

How do you not see this as an insult to socialism? Do you agree that as fifty percent of the populace own 100% of the vaginas, rape is simply a redistribution of wealth? Does this apply to skin colours as well, as I currently am in possession of 0% of the world’s black skin, do I have the right to go skin a black person?

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
6 years ago

If y’all don’t like calling these schemes sexual socialism, what term would you prefer? What is a better, more accurate descriptive term?

Also:

How do you not see this as an insult to socialism? Do you agree that as fifty percent of the populace own 100% of the vaginas, rape is simply a redistribution of wealth? Does this apply to skin colours as well, as I currently am in possession of 0% of the world’s black skin, do I have the right to go skin a black person?

mockingbird was not actually defending this point of view, so your outrage is misdirected here.

msexceptiontotherule
msexceptiontotherule
6 years ago

@Buttercup Q. Skullpants

Good thing this particular depiction of a marital union would first require Roosh to find a suitable bride and not be chased out of the village before the vows are said…I mean, that would be a lousy situation for a woman to find herself in not to mention the possible future dog and children!

I have storage cubes from Target which are particleboard – very fashionable and quite affordable! I needed something that would fit the available space to store stuff that didn’t need to go in one of the filing cabinets and my budget wasn’t enough to afford Ikea. The pricey furniture I have is nearly all inherited but I like solid wood pieces that have been around as long as my parents have been married or longer (48 years and counting!) so it all works out. I’m hoping a relative with a nice dining room table and chairs will no longer need their lovely pricey furniture…then I’ll have an expensive-looking fully furnished house! (Said/typed with tongue firmly in cheek)

Virgin Mary
Virgin Mary
6 years ago

@POM

It’s more like a form of slavery or ownership, where the woman is robbed of agency or ownership of her own body, becoming instead goods and chattels, a farm animal. For it to be egalitarian, there would have to be an equal exchange, penis for vagina. As the concept of female on male rape is a fantasy created by MRAs, and in real life is extremely rare, no such exchange is made. It’s more like owning a cow for milk and meat, the cow has no agency or right to deny your ownership and misuse of her body, because she is a cow and has no rights as an individual.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
6 years ago

@VM

That doesn’t provide a usable term, and you’re actually erring in thinking that this perspective treats women as people. No, it isn’t egalitarian if you think of women as participants in the process, but we’re treating women as a commodity here.

“Slavery” doesn’t fit. Slaveholders never made a policy of making sure that each and every free person had access to slaves (although in ancient Greece a citizen who didn’t have at least one slave was viewed as pretty sad and pathetic). The model we’re talking about argues that all men (who are the only people) should have access to sex. There is no parallel to that in systems of slavery.

But there is a parallel in socialist systems that argue that all people should have access to ______ (fill in the blank with health care, a living wage, a basic income, etc.) If you fill in the blank with “sex” and understand that “people” only means men, then I have a hard time seeing how “socialism” doesn’t fit.

Virgin Mary
Virgin Mary
6 years ago

@POM

Yes, I see your point. But people are not only men, and for the socialist bogeyman to work , the Cultural Marxist horror of the alt right, it is women who have the whip hand, then the gays, and the transsexuals . Maybe I’m confused by all the alt right rhetoric, but if this was true socialism, that would be a “good thing” right? Not a Marxist agenda conceived by Jooooze to destroy western civilisation? Why are they not aligning themselves with socialism instead of fascism, if socialism caters to their needs?

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
6 years ago

@VM

They aren’t aligning themselves with socialism. The fact that they are advocating for something that, if one agreed with them that sex is a commodity and women aren’t human, would be considered socialist is a delicious irony.

GenJones was pointing out this irony. The argument that all men are entitled to access to sex, and that government intervention should take place to ensure this, is a weird and twisted variety of socialism, which is a word that repels folks like Roosh the way garlic repels vampires. It’s interesting to note when Roosh & followers deliberately fail to use thought and reason in order to hold contradictory ideas in their heads at the same time.

Handsome "These Pretzels Suck" Jack (formerly Pandapool)

How do you not see this as an insult to socialism? Do you agree that as fifty percent of the populace own 100% of the vaginas, rape is simply a redistribution of wealth? Does this apply to skin colours as well, as I currently am in possession of 0% of the world’s black skin, do I have the right to go skin a black person?

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Scildfreja
Scildfreja
6 years ago

This got weird.

GenJones
GenJones
6 years ago

Thanks POM, Skullpants, you articulated what I meant exactly. I was a little surprised that analogy kicked off a semantic argument. I thought maybe I was being was too dry or meta, I definitely did not intend to it to be taken at face value.

Handsome "These Pretzels Suck" Jack (formerly Pandapool)

@Scildreja

I’ve never read a sentence on here as creepy as that; I did find a gif that would have made a good response but it’s gorey and stuff, however.

It would have been funny. Dark but funny.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
6 years ago

Please tell me that was a bannable offense. I don’t want to share a blog with anybody who responds to a silly joke made at Doosh’s expense with KKK Buffalo Bill. ಠ_ಠ

Scildfreja
Scildfreja
6 years ago

I went looking for a creepy fluttershy gif but they were all sort of bad. Not surprised.

Have been itching to use this one though

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-a1UQySrxgRw/ToQ61bHUJDI/AAAAAAAAM8A/TRBEovB1VPw/s1600/flutterstomp_by_metalbeersolid-d4b5j1t.gif

Handsome "These Pretzels Suck" Jack (formerly Pandapool)

CW Gore

I don’t want to share a blog with anybody who responds to a silly joke made at Doosh’s expense with KKK Buffalo Bill. ಠ_ಠ

I only have so much self restraint.

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I didn’t have enough. Hopefully if this is too bad I still have time to edit.

GenJones
GenJones
6 years ago

@Handsome “These Pretzels Suck” Jack

That was totally worth it.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
6 years ago

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Sascha Vykos
Sascha Vykos
6 years ago

PoM:

The model we’re talking about argues that all men (who are the only people) should have access to sex. There is no parallel to that in systems of slavery.

Are you sure about that?

I don’t feel so sure about that.

GenJones
GenJones
6 years ago

You want to know something else that really messes with gender essentialists little minds? Informing them that they are fully set up to lactate and produce nutritious breastmilk.

Men experience similar hormonal changes when in proximity with a pregnant partner, which can trigger lactation as part of their evolutionary paternal role to help provide care and nourishment for the newborn infant. This is supported by the fact that men in lower-income families are significantly more likely to experience lactation as a way to compensate for anticipated hardship due to stress levels. It’s called Couvade’s Syndrome, and despite it being common and having a recognized purpose it is considered a disorder because it goes against cultural concepts of masculinity.

Gender roles are so against nature most men have no idea their nipples actually have a function.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
6 years ago

I was a little surprised that analogy kicked off a semantic argument. I thought maybe I was being was too dry or meta, I definitely did not intend to it to be taken at face value.

It was a weird conversation.

Hu's On First
Hu's On First
6 years ago

There are some people who do support socialism, and may even identify as left-wing, yet still have most of the same social views as the Alt-Right people and redpillers. “Sexual socialism” might not be all that far off the mark when discussing their views.

For a lot of these folks, E. Belfort Bax (who was both a socialist and a very early MRA) is an obvious influence.

The redpill-left might be considered the Strasserism (or possibly National Bolshevism) to the redpill-right’s Nazism.

Sascha Vykos
Sascha Vykos
6 years ago

“Gender roles are so against nature most men have no idea their nipples actually have a function.”

+1 your comment 🙂

They also generally have no idea that their precious Y chromosomes are degraded X’s.

I know it’s not that simple, but the fact that this gene evolved later should put to rest to the notion women are poorly cobbled together men.

It won’t, but it should.

Nikki the Bluth Wannabe
Nikki the Bluth Wannabe
6 years ago

@FrickleFrackle
Yeah, pretty much.

Kat
Kat
6 years ago

In my opinion, neither Roosh nor any other manospherian is speaking literally.

As Policy of Madness pointed out,

Roosh’s model of the way the world works lacks internal cohesion.

So does every manospherian’s.

No, the writings of the manospherians are fiction. It’s art. It’s badly, hastily written, and it has a hateful agenda behind it, but it’s art nonetheless, calculated to evoke emotion–the better to separate the reader from (usually his) money.

Pop songs promise eternal, unending, limitless love. But how many musicians are good at that kind of thing? (How many human beings are?) Only the emotion should be taken literally.

Roosh? A bridegroom? I think he’d rather have bedbugs as a permanent bed partner than a young, beautiful, fertile, virginal wife.

But he loves to play with the idea. It’s a fleeting emotion, an idea that flits across his mind. Alas, it is not to be. What a pity, he says, that no suitable bride can be found in the whole, wide world!

Two words:

Bull.

and

Shit.

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