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Did devious feminists scare Janet "Judgy Bitch" Bloomfield's literary agent into dumping her? Or is she just terrible? [UPDATED]

Janet Bloomfield's agent exists, pursued by feminism. (Artist's conception.)
Janet Bloomfield’s agent exits, pursued by feminism. (Artist’s conception.)

UPDATE: Oh, the drama! Bloomfield now says her agent is back on board. Gosh, maybe she should have waited a few days before posting about how evil feminists scared him off? Nah. Much better to stir up a lot of shit about nothing, huh? Wow. Such public relations. So integrity.

Ah, sweet schadenfreude! Janet “Judgy Bitch” Bloomfield — A Voice for Men’s lying, harassing PR maven — has evidently been dumped by her literary agent.

According to Bloomfield, the agent she’d been working with for more than a year on a novel of some sort has decided to wash his hands of her. “Sadly,” she writes on her blog,

something has happened (I don’t know what) and my agent has decided to drop me as a client and forego any and all income the book might potentially generate. He does not wish to be named or acknowledged in any way.

Bloomfield, naturally, blames feminists. While admitting she actually has “no idea what spooked my agent,” the headline of her blog post declares that “a man decides feminists can ruin him and wisely opts to not engage.”

In her post, she expounds on this theory:

I do not question his decision at all. No one should have to sacrifice their career and livelihood.  I have always known resisting the tyranny of feminism would come with a price, but this is my battle and I do not require civilians to go down with me.

Huh. Bloomfield notes at the outset of her post that her agent was aware of her, er, “online activism” and had no issue with it. So what could have sent him scurrying off in another direction?

I mean, what on earth could it be?

Let’s look at some possibilities:

  1. Her novel is fucking awful.
  2. She’s a pain in the ass to work with.
  3. Her agent has discovered that her “activism” consists of gleefully libeling and harassing her opponents and has decided that just maybe he doesn’t want his name associated with such a terrible person.
  4. Her agent has read some of her blog posts — possibly including her multiple posts attacking rape victims, including the underage victims of Jimmy Savile, as “whores” — and has decided he doesn’t want his name associated with such a terrible person.
  5. Evil feminists have ordered the agent to stop representing her, even though she is a wonderful human being and her novel is totally awesome and a friend of hers has already created some “beautiful cover art.”
  6. All of the above, except that last one, because seriously.

I leave you to decide which of these options makes the most sense.

Oh, and while we’re talking schadenfreude, did I mention that my little blog gets more traffic than A Voice for Men?

H/T — r/againstmensrights

164 replies on “Did devious feminists scare Janet "Judgy Bitch" Bloomfield's literary agent into dumping her? Or is she just terrible? [UPDATED]”

It’s more likely that they saw that Seinfeld episode than that they knew Tesla never married, had a thing about body hair, and probably never had sex. That’d be a more direct connection between celibacy and genius, if they thought no sex was what made Tesla brilliant.

Dammit, we could have had free energy by now if it wasn’t for you darn women and your butts that won’t quit! /sarcasm

Apparently MGTOWs saw the episode of Seinfeld in which celibacy turns George into an intellectual and thought it was a documentary. Go your own way and you’ll be a super cool Tesla loving STEM bro!

They probably think that seminal fluid is made out of super-concentrated cerebrospinal fluid and that sperm cells are transmogrified neurons, or something. Combined with Jack D. Ripper and his Precious Bodily Fluids, that shit’s a lethal combo for manbrainz.

(I shudder to think what they must guess women’s menstrual fluid is made of. No, wait, I already know: MURDERED GROUND UP BAYBEEZ!!!1111eleventyhundredeleven!!!)

I’m actually surprised that JB had an agent for more than a year

Assuming he’s real and legit (which is admittedly a looooong shot here), I’m surprised she had one for any length of time at all.

That contract is the absolute BEST. And yes, I’m guessing that she’s so much in the habit of calling other women whores that those are the ONLY kind of women in her war novel. And that these poor manly men have to take out their blighted sexuality on them because all the other women are bitches. Amirite or amirite?

I don’t think Tesla would have been on board with the manosphere. Didn’t he say this…

“But the female mind has demonstrated a capacity for all the mental acquirements and achievements of men, and as generations ensue that capacity will be expanded; the average woman will be as well educated as the average man, and then better educated, for the dormant faculties of her brain will be stimulated to an activity that will be all the more intense and powerful because of centuries of repose. Woman will ignore precedent and startle civilization with their progress.”

I mean the guys was very eccentric and strange, but I can’t believe he would say something like that if he thought women were inferior to men.

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