Now, some WEAK ASS BETA MANGINAS think that you shouldn’t deliberately annoy waitstaff because, you know, they’re human beings like you and me simply trying to get through their work day, and why the fuck would you want to deliberately make their lives worse for no good reason, that sounds kind of pointlessly rude, I mean what the hell’s wrong with you? Heck, even I used to think that. But that was before I discovered the RED PILL subreddit.
That’s right, ALPHA DOGS, we’re returning to that wondrous place we first visited last month to learn some more TIGHT ASS GAME to use on the hot babes. Specifically, we’re going to be learning some TIGHT-ASS KNIFE GAME. No, I’m not talking about stabbing anyone, fellas, except maybe “stabbing” some hot young babe with your you-know-what later, if you know what I mean, wink wink nudge nudge nudge?
(You do know what I mean, right? By “you-know-what” I mean your penis, and I’m trying to suggest that if you master KNIFE GAME you may later have the opportunity to have consensual sexual intercourse with a young woman, which is something that someone might colloquially refer to as “stabbing” due to the regular thrusting of the penis into the vagina that is a central feature of coitus.)
Anyway, KNIFE GAME involves actual knives. DINNER KNIVES, whoooo!
I learned all about it from a cool Red Pill dude called ATowne who wrote up a totally ALPHA DOG FIELD REPORT for his RED PILL ALPHA BUDDIES about how he totally scored some points with some totally hot waitresses and like even got one of their NAMES!
Because waitresses love customers who take advantage of the leverage they have over them as customers to just fuck with them. And they especially love it when these customers are ALPHA DOG ASSHOLES trying to get into their PANTS. Because that is such a TOTALLY ORIGINAL MOVE as well as being ALPHA AS FUCK. Trust me, NO ONE HAS EVER DONE IT BEFORE. Except maybe a couple of these RED PILL ALPHA DOGS.
Unfortunately, some of ATowne’s BLUE PILL friends kept cock-blocking him and calling him a douche and apologizing to the waitresses for his behavior but it didn’t matter because it didn’t stop him from having this totally awesome INTERACTION WITH A WOMAN:
Cute waitress comes by and I decide to focus on her. She brings me a fork for my salad and I smile and say “no knife?” After a little back and forth she comes back with the knife and I get her name. A little while later I call her over, give her the knife and say “I don’t need it, I’m eating a salad.” She smiles at first, then looks frustrated and as she’s walking away “nice way to get my name…”
I’m the only one of the group who actually goes and talks to girls, so my life is the center of conversation almost always. They are talking about how I am an asshole, making the poor waitress take time out of her busy day to bring me a fucking knife. Are you serious? Anyway, cute waitress is ignoring my table and eye contact, but I can see her looking at my peripherally. I stop caring and talk to my friends and then catch her slipping while she’s walking because she was ‘looking away’ (directly where she was going) but peripherally looking at me. …
I see the cute waitress as I’m leaving and say “hey, don’t take the knife stuff personally.” She says “I know, I was kidding.” I follow up with “Okay, I’m ____, see you around.” Cringe.
Cringe, man, THAT IS totally fucking ALPHA!
Also, what kind of name is “____?” A totally fucking ALPHA name is all I know!
I found this wonderful RED PILL field report via the Blue Pill subreddit, which is sort of an awesome tribute to the RED PILL subreddit, though I am beginning to suspect that some of the people there do not fully understand the totally BADASS nature of the RED PILL PHILOSOPHY.
EDITED TO ADD: I forgot about this TOTALLY RAD scene from the movie “Made” in which ALPHA DOG Vince Vaughn demonstrates some ALPHA MOVES with a flight attendent who is obviously totally into him. Watch and learn, beta fools!
Speaking of MRAs going into book publishing, i had the “pleasure” of sighting the following in my latest bookstore visit.
http://www.amazon.com/books/dp/1594036756
Being a member of the femifascist conspiracy, I took the stack of display copies and hid them behind a larger book on the display that wasn’t as objectionable. OOOOH NO CENSORSHIP!
Yech. See, this is one of the reasons I want to strangle people who’re like, “Can’t you just get another job?” It’s like, do you REALIZE how much strain that puts on my already-borky brain? Have you ever worked customer service (which has my most marketable skills)?
My dignity might be worth $8/hr, but I’m trying to PRESERVE my mental health, not destroy it all over again!
This reminds me of some stuff that’s happened to me this month.
I went to a restaurant, and the waiter introduced himself to me without being prompted. I think his exact words were, “Hello my name is ____ and I’ll be your waiter would you like to hear about today’s specials?” I think he was kind of shy because he blurted that all out as one long sentence with no punctuation.
A couple days later I went to a diner for lunch. The waitress there was even shyer. Instead of introducing herself, she put on some kind of plastic badge with her name on it before she came over.
So I got two names without having to ask. I guess that makes me some sort of Alpha-Plus? Who knew?
@Dvärghundspossen
Hmm…maybe my recent rapid decline in “number of fucks to give” is related to being in a serious relationship now. But it’s not that I never had bitchy thoughts; I just am much more willing to express them 😀
Hi, folks, I don’t think I’ve commented here before, but I’m a long-time reader and fan. Just wanted to say Amazon Prime lets you borrow that book “The Manosphere” for free (to your kindle fire). I just downloaded it and it’s pretty unoriginal, self-satisfied crap, probably lifted from various blogs in “The Manosphere.” I will definitely review it on amazon when I’ve read as much as I can stomach.
@girlofthegaps
It sure seems that way. I think part of the problem is that at the end of a tough shift, it’s hard to remember all of the polite, courteous customers. It’s the assholes that stand out. And maybe that’s part of why they’re so terrible. They want to get the most attention in order to get the most service. That, and like others said, they are on a power trip and get a thrill from treating other people like dirt.
I was lucky with my boss, though. Our workplace had strict sexual harassment policies, and the manager took it seriously if customers sexually harassed the staff, too. That was back in the 90’s when sexual harassment was the hot topic, though. I don’t know if things have changed since then.
“and why it matters” You mean only to PUAs, right? Because I don’t give a crap.
I mean to be fair, that happened… 6 years ago, I think? But seriously, service people totally get screwed over these days, at least in my experience. If it’s not sexual harassment, it’s misogynistic promotion issues, or just flat out being lied to by your supervisors and managers, or people being unable to make the damn schedule before the day the schedule is meant to start. I’d say I’ve sworn service jobs off, but I’ll probably have to work another one again eventually. And then it’ll be back to being a replaceable cog in the system… I mean sure the squeaky wheel gets the grease or whatever, but the squeaky cog tends to find itself jobless.
Can you tell I’m bitter? 😉
What really annoys me is how many people are just like “If you wanted dignity you could have picked another job, what did you expect?”
Screw the everloving fuck out of them. A service job is a job like any other, it’s a paycheck in exchange for labor. People in those positions have a right to dignity and a decent pay. If you don’t think your waitress or chef needs to be paid adequately or have benefits, if you think their jobs are worthless, you just stick to eating at home buddy. Do it yourself.
So many people are clearly the type of people who wish they lived at a time where slavery was still legal, except nowadays they have the benefit that even your run-of-the-will lower middle class person can afford to temporarily rent a servant/slave for a couple hours to be a complete jerkwad to. Used to be only large property owners had that benefit. Now THAT’s progress and the American Dream. *gag*
Service jobs are the worst. THE. WORST.
Besides the point that with the current economy… WHAT other job? Because seriously, in the 8 years I’ve been old enough to do anything besides yard work and babysitting, I have had ONE instance where I got to choose between two possible jobs. And even then, they were both service jobs.
And if you do eschew the ground-level jobs they grouse about how privileged you are, expecting better without having put in the time and paid your dues.
Because the system is designed to keep a certain population laywas in the place where they can be exploited, and then exploit the hell out of them.
…not to get all political or anything.
Hey BlackBloc, I’m a fellow anarcho-communist. What are your thoughts on the individualist anarchists who call feminism inherently “statist?”
I pretty much lost most of my respect for Bob Black once I read his half-assed critique of radical feminism (even though I’m not a radical feminist). And then in Anarchy After Leftism he called anarcha-feminism authoritarian because of its “seperatism.”
Well actually, most of them are of the post-leftist variety, although individualist anarchism and post-leftism often overlap. In any case their anti-feminism is ridiculous.
And, oh, hey, somebody noted that this was a feature, not a bug, before me, and if I had just kept reading back I would have seen that. So ditto to BlackBloc!
I actually own a copy “Anarchy After Leftism”. To my eternal shame. It’s a pretty terrible book. He should have stuck to “The Abolition of Work”, which at least is a good critique of workerist BS typically flung by M-Ls. Though ironically most anarcho-communists I know agree vehemently with the attitude that “hard work” is a necessary evil at best and never a virtue, and that our problem with the bourgeois lifestyle has more to do with the fact that WE don’t get leisure and a vibrant cultural life outside of work than the fact that THEY get one.
I’ll be frank, I must be sheltered in my feminist bubble because even amongst individualists I never heard about feminism being inherently statist. That’s typically a libertarian/ancap view, though it wouldn’t be surprising that some of the post-leftists (I like to call em “Third Way” anarchists… the insulting implications are purposeful) who try to bend over backwards to get them into the fold at the expense of, you know, preserving any sort of social justice in the movement might hold such views.
The typical arguments from such anarchists about feminism revolve around the porn wars and are typically of the “freeze peach” sort, with the insinuation that if someone has problems with coerciveness in porn they must be anti-sex.
Our friend Zhinxy and the market socialist anarchists are different though, no matter how much they sympathize with ancap positions they would never repudiate socialism/leftism as a foundational ethic.
@historiphilia
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17687054
– my favourite coffee place ….
Good lord if I had a nickle for every time someone told me I had to “pay my dues” in my early twenties*, well, let’s just say I might be a bit further along in paying back my student loans. I wanted to scream at people who told me that too because I’d worked entry level in my chosen field for about four years at that point, I HAD paid my dues, in a sense, there were just hardly any jobs. I’m extremely lucky to have the one I have now even though it doesn’t pay what I’m worth and it isn’t in my chosen field. Also, there are rude people on the phone and sometimes in the office, but you get that everywhere I guess.
I remember being on a forum for other people in my field and reading this one guy’s preachings about how terrible it was for people to leave the field and expect to be able to come back because blah blah blah, “you must not really love this work that much”, blah blah fucking blah. I got so irritated because it just struck me as so out of touch with what it’s actually like to be looking for a job in the current market. Not to mention, it was annoying to hear yet another person alluding to the bogus idea that people in their early twenties just don’t want to work.
Yep, the ol’ beggars can’t be choosers bit. The problem is too, a lot of places won’t hire someone for a position they’re overqualified for, or even if a position seems like too parallel of a move for a candidate. Because they assume, often rightly so, that if the market picked up again, that candidate be gone as soon as they got another opportunity.
*Can I just say how incredibly WEIRD it is for me to say that? Like, now that I’m in my late twenties, I realize that I can actually say it and I’m not talking about like, a year ago, but lord, it’s WEIRD to refer to myself that way.
Aliyah: Speaking of activism and such, I ran across another ex-Muslim group, this one with a U.S. base, albeit in NYC. Again, I hope they can help you find some more local support:
Muslim-ish
@BlackBloc
I couldn’t even bring myself to finish that book. After I read what he said about direct democracy I was just taken aback. Who in the world uses the example of Ancient Greece’s “direct” democratic system to discredit the very idea of direct democracy? And even though I have some problems with Murray Bookchin, I felt that many of Black’s criticisms of Bookchin weren’t nearly as cogent as Black thought they were.
I know at least a few individualist (anti-capitalist) anarchists who are anti-feminist. Many more are post-leftist anarcho-primitivists, who are a complete joke as a “movement” (oh wait, they aren’t a movement because IDEOLOGY IS AUTHORITARIAN as they say).
There’s that, and then there are the anarchists who think that enthusiastic consent is authoritarian. Like this one post-leftist anarchist who asserted that it’s wrong because it dictates people’s desires and ruins the “excitement” of sex. Or something like that.
I’m glad to hear that you’re just as frustrated about anti-feminist anarchists and post-leftists as I am.
This just makes me want to go to ATowne’s place of work/learning and disturb his day. “Could I get you to staple this form for me?” “…It’s one page long.” “Yeah, sorry, could you staple it for me?” “Okay…” Later: “Would you grab me a staple remover? There’s no reason to have a staple in a single sheet of paper. HAR HAR I’M SO CHARMING WANT TO BONE?”
I couldn’t be a waitress. I’d get fired for being too unwilling to put up with bullshit, especially pua bullshit or any other guy that came in there thinking he could game me because that shit is so weak. I did food service for a while at a pizza place. I mainly ran the register, which meant I only had to deal with people for about 60 seconds while they paid their bill.
Seriously everyone, anti-feminist post-leftist anarchists are absolutely frustrating to deal with. They’re all like “Yes I agree that we should work towards making society free of institutionalized oppression and hierarchy BUUUUUUUT I’m totes okay with completely ignoring social justice issues because all ideology is oppressive.” They’re like socialist MRAs with more subtle (and, to be fair, less intense) bigotry.
What a rousing endorsement of doing nothing and embracing the status quo. I’m so inspired. 😛