Now, some WEAK ASS BETA MANGINAS think that you shouldn’t deliberately annoy waitstaff because, you know, they’re human beings like you and me simply trying to get through their work day, and why the fuck would you want to deliberately make their lives worse for no good reason, that sounds kind of pointlessly rude, I mean what the hell’s wrong with you? Heck, even I used to think that. But that was before I discovered the RED PILL subreddit.
That’s right, ALPHA DOGS, we’re returning to that wondrous place we first visited last month to learn some more TIGHT ASS GAME to use on the hot babes. Specifically, we’re going to be learning some TIGHT-ASS KNIFE GAME. No, I’m not talking about stabbing anyone, fellas, except maybe “stabbing” some hot young babe with your you-know-what later, if you know what I mean, wink wink nudge nudge nudge?
(You do know what I mean, right? By “you-know-what” I mean your penis, and I’m trying to suggest that if you master KNIFE GAME you may later have the opportunity to have consensual sexual intercourse with a young woman, which is something that someone might colloquially refer to as “stabbing” due to the regular thrusting of the penis into the vagina that is a central feature of coitus.)
Anyway, KNIFE GAME involves actual knives. DINNER KNIVES, whoooo!
I learned all about it from a cool Red Pill dude called ATowne who wrote up a totally ALPHA DOG FIELD REPORT for his RED PILL ALPHA BUDDIES about how he totally scored some points with some totally hot waitresses and like even got one of their NAMES!
Because waitresses love customers who take advantage of the leverage they have over them as customers to just fuck with them. And they especially love it when these customers are ALPHA DOG ASSHOLES trying to get into their PANTS. Because that is such a TOTALLY ORIGINAL MOVE as well as being ALPHA AS FUCK. Trust me, NO ONE HAS EVER DONE IT BEFORE. Except maybe a couple of these RED PILL ALPHA DOGS.
Unfortunately, some of ATowne’s BLUE PILL friends kept cock-blocking him and calling him a douche and apologizing to the waitresses for his behavior but it didn’t matter because it didn’t stop him from having this totally awesome INTERACTION WITH A WOMAN:
Cute waitress comes by and I decide to focus on her. She brings me a fork for my salad and I smile and say “no knife?” After a little back and forth she comes back with the knife and I get her name. A little while later I call her over, give her the knife and say “I don’t need it, I’m eating a salad.” She smiles at first, then looks frustrated and as she’s walking away “nice way to get my name…”
I’m the only one of the group who actually goes and talks to girls, so my life is the center of conversation almost always. They are talking about how I am an asshole, making the poor waitress take time out of her busy day to bring me a fucking knife. Are you serious? Anyway, cute waitress is ignoring my table and eye contact, but I can see her looking at my peripherally. I stop caring and talk to my friends and then catch her slipping while she’s walking because she was ‘looking away’ (directly where she was going) but peripherally looking at me. …
I see the cute waitress as I’m leaving and say “hey, don’t take the knife stuff personally.” She says “I know, I was kidding.” I follow up with “Okay, I’m ____, see you around.” Cringe.
Cringe, man, THAT IS totally fucking ALPHA!
Also, what kind of name is “____?” A totally fucking ALPHA name is all I know!
I found this wonderful RED PILL field report via the Blue Pill subreddit, which is sort of an awesome tribute to the RED PILL subreddit, though I am beginning to suspect that some of the people there do not fully understand the totally BADASS nature of the RED PILL PHILOSOPHY.
EDITED TO ADD: I forgot about this TOTALLY RAD scene from the movie “Made” in which ALPHA DOG Vince Vaughn demonstrates some ALPHA MOVES with a flight attendent who is obviously totally into him. Watch and learn, beta fools!
Yes, looking at you peripherally definitely means she was interested and not at all trying to make sure you weren’t going to make another stupid request. Dumbass has never been a server.
$&*#($&*#@^$&*
I just finished my (hopefully) last restaurant industry job hostessing at an upscale restaurant/tavern, and guys like this are the absolute fucking worst.
Whatever you want to tell yourself, douchelord. Not only did you deliberately waste her time (already unforgivable in the eyes of the server – trust me, she was not amused or charmed in anyway), I don’t care how edgy or unique you think you’re being, servers do not want to be hit on at work. Period. Full stop. The restaurant business involves enough indignities without insufferable, entitled jackasses wasting your time and abusing their position of power as the customer.
Recent example: Dude comes in to sit at the bar. Talks every female staff person’s ear off until she figures out what’s going on and bails. Comes around to me, gets my first name, and I excuse myself from the conversation as quickly as I can. When he is walking past the host stand to leave, he gives me his name and phone number. I told him very pointedly that I have a boyfriend, then he tries to tell me, “oh, well I just want to hang out as friends.” Needless to say, I was not blowing up his phone. This dude actually found and tried to friend me on Facebook solely based on my first name. WTF.
At least this one didn’t film it.
____ is so ALPHA, he doesn’t need all those BETA letters (this is getting meta).
No, seriously, now I know what happened when I was a waitress! I was dealing with all those super ALPHA males. I thought I was peripherally keeping an eye on them because they creeped* me out and to avoid an ‘accidental’ ass grab, but no! I was secretly super impressed with their ALPHA guts to make me waste my time.
Thank you, red pill subreddit for making me understand my ladybrains better!
*apologies to all the creeps for my shaming language. It’s the ladyhormones infecting the ladybrain.
And this is why I will never get a job as a waitress. I might stab someone’s eye with a fork.
I hate people like this – it is so embarassing to listen to them give the server a hard time – and they think she’s going to be attracted to them? Like she hasn’t heard this nonsense about a bazillion times already today? If she remembers this guy’s name it’s not going to be affectionately. Geeze.
@Maude LL
Silly me, here I was thinking this behavior was “pathetic” when it was really just super ALPHA. I better let the servers at work know so they stop ridiculing this behavior in the wait station and recognize it for just how alpha it is.
Oh GODDDDD. I have worked in food service, but it was a low-scale pizza joint and I mostly ran delivery. It has given me deep sympathy for all service workers because godDAMN are some people awful. Service workers are not paid enough to put up with your ass. They’re a captive audience. (This is also part of why I wish the tip system would die. People bitch about Kiwi food service workers being slow, but at least they don’t feel as obligated to put up with assholes so they can eat.)
If she’s really eyeing him from across the room it’s likely to make sure she recognizes him next time he’s in and avoids getting his table.
Trust me, having been a server myself I know all the angles.
And can I just say I’m loving the term “douchelord”?
One lesson from my parents would apply here – always be courteous to people who handle your food behind closed doors.
So where’s the followup? Does this mean nothing else happened after this (she didn’t fall for his “game?”). Now some random woman just thinks you’re a total asshole. And?
I don’t understand the point of going out of your way to make someone else feel bad. And that’s just generally, in life. It feels better to make people happy.
Alpha Dork is delusional, that’s for sure. He’s in total denial that she’s totally not into him. What a dope! The waitress comes out on top!
@Chie
Some people who don’t have power in their daily lives (or who don’t think they have the power they are entitled to) just need to feel like they can fuck with someone, whether that someone is in hospitality or retail. -_- My former roommate practically gets off on various ways to make people in customer service feel bad when he feels he hasn’t gotten what he deserves. It’s gross.
The thought of her adding a little “surprise” to his salad is pure poetry to my neurons!
LOL, whatever fairy tale gets you through the night, loser.
If he was so ALPHA, why did the story have such a weakass ending?
How about you listen to your friends, who clearly are at home right now rethinking why they’re even friends with your sorry ass?
Fuck. “What do you mean I should care about wasting the help’s time? They’re here solely to cather to my every whims as a customer AND as a man! I am paying them for the privilege to interact with ME with my 5% tips.”
One thing I use to evaluate whether or not I want to date and/or hook up with a particular dude is how they treat wait staff and other service industry people.
Do they look the server in the eye?
Do they say ‘please’ and ‘thank you,’ because even though you’re paying for the meal and the service, it’s the polite and civilized thing to do.
If something is wrong with the meal, do they behave like a douche about it to their server?
Do they leave a decent tip?
And things like that. I’ve found it (amongst other things) to be a fairly reliable indicator of good character.
There was one guy in our circle whom I would generally avoid eating out with for precisely this concern. While he wasn’t as epically horrible as Douchelord McAsshat, above, he was often quite rude or annoying to waitstaff*, and would find excuses to skimp the tip. The group would occasionally discuss the likely amount of spittle he unknowingly ingested in an average year, especially at places where he was a return customer.
*: One particular example–in order to make certain he got fresh fries at McDonalds, he would say he needed them salt-free. This generally forces the staff to not only drop a new batch, but also to wipe down all the surfaces the fries are going to come into contact with before they get packaged. It is, in short, a pain in the fucking ass, but most places will do it.
Then he’d ask for salt-packets.
On my second date with my future wife, I was apparently nice to a waiter after he’d made a mistake. I don’t remember this at all, as I was merely behaving perfectly normally, but apparently it was the thing that made her think “this one might be a keeper”.
Not too surprisingly, it turned out that she’d been on more than one date where her date had tried to “impress” her by treating waiting staff like absolute shit, completely oblivious of the fact that (at least) two people were looking at him thinking “what a pathetic excuse for a human being”.
So yeah, take a lesson Atowne and other ALPHA DOGS; treating wait staff like shit may not have the effect you want.
Sorry for the extra post. I slipped and the mouse fell off my desk.
RED PILL ALPHA DOG summed up in three minutes:
So, ___ didn’t get the HB’s number or an F-close on the same night? I guess he’s not ALPHA enough. I thought the whole point to this game shit is to get women to like you long enough have sex with them. This guy just comes off as a rude dickbag.
Oh wait, that describes all PUAs.
Anyway, having worked in the food service industry myself, I can 2nd Robert’s point about not messing with people who handle your food behind closed doors. Notice to ALPHA DAWGS messing with a waitress: there’s a good chance your behavior earned you a litte “surprise” in your food.
You may have already swapped spit with that waitress and not even known it. I guess it’s a successful close after all!
Oh, wait. This isn’t the one that’s a joke.
Oh. Now I’m just depressed.
RE: pissing off people who handle your food
Yeah, this. When I got tattooed, I was flabbergasted when my artist told me that some of his customers were dicks to him. He was this big bear of a man, kinda grumpy, and he was wielding a pointy object that can cause great pain and permanent horror. Why on EARTH would you give him a hard time?
Some people don’t got the sense God gave a popsicle.
Oh, oh, and guys, I’m reading a neurology book! The author makes a dig at bad evopsych! 😀
What in the _world_ is that comic image from?