Now, some WEAK ASS BETA MANGINAS think that you shouldn’t deliberately annoy waitstaff because, you know, they’re human beings like you and me simply trying to get through their work day, and why the fuck would you want to deliberately make their lives worse for no good reason, that sounds kind of pointlessly rude, I mean what the hell’s wrong with you? Heck, even I used to think that. But that was before I discovered the RED PILL subreddit.
That’s right, ALPHA DOGS, we’re returning to that wondrous place we first visited last month to learn some more TIGHT ASS GAME to use on the hot babes. Specifically, we’re going to be learning some TIGHT-ASS KNIFE GAME. No, I’m not talking about stabbing anyone, fellas, except maybe “stabbing” some hot young babe with your you-know-what later, if you know what I mean, wink wink nudge nudge nudge?
(You do know what I mean, right? By “you-know-what” I mean your penis, and I’m trying to suggest that if you master KNIFE GAME you may later have the opportunity to have consensual sexual intercourse with a young woman, which is something that someone might colloquially refer to as “stabbing” due to the regular thrusting of the penis into the vagina that is a central feature of coitus.)
Anyway, KNIFE GAME involves actual knives. DINNER KNIVES, whoooo!
I learned all about it from a cool Red Pill dude called ATowne who wrote up a totally ALPHA DOG FIELD REPORT for his RED PILL ALPHA BUDDIES about how he totally scored some points with some totally hot waitresses and like even got one of their NAMES!
Because waitresses love customers who take advantage of the leverage they have over them as customers to just fuck with them. And they especially love it when these customers are ALPHA DOG ASSHOLES trying to get into their PANTS. Because that is such a TOTALLY ORIGINAL MOVE as well as being ALPHA AS FUCK. Trust me, NO ONE HAS EVER DONE IT BEFORE. Except maybe a couple of these RED PILL ALPHA DOGS.
Unfortunately, some of ATowne’s BLUE PILL friends kept cock-blocking him and calling him a douche and apologizing to the waitresses for his behavior but it didn’t matter because it didn’t stop him from having this totally awesome INTERACTION WITH A WOMAN:
Cute waitress comes by and I decide to focus on her. She brings me a fork for my salad and I smile and say “no knife?” After a little back and forth she comes back with the knife and I get her name. A little while later I call her over, give her the knife and say “I don’t need it, I’m eating a salad.” She smiles at first, then looks frustrated and as she’s walking away “nice way to get my name…”
I’m the only one of the group who actually goes and talks to girls, so my life is the center of conversation almost always. They are talking about how I am an asshole, making the poor waitress take time out of her busy day to bring me a fucking knife. Are you serious? Anyway, cute waitress is ignoring my table and eye contact, but I can see her looking at my peripherally. I stop caring and talk to my friends and then catch her slipping while she’s walking because she was ‘looking away’ (directly where she was going) but peripherally looking at me. …
I see the cute waitress as I’m leaving and say “hey, don’t take the knife stuff personally.” She says “I know, I was kidding.” I follow up with “Okay, I’m ____, see you around.” Cringe.
Cringe, man, THAT IS totally fucking ALPHA!
Also, what kind of name is “____?” A totally fucking ALPHA name is all I know!
I found this wonderful RED PILL field report via the Blue Pill subreddit, which is sort of an awesome tribute to the RED PILL subreddit, though I am beginning to suspect that some of the people there do not fully understand the totally BADASS nature of the RED PILL PHILOSOPHY.
EDITED TO ADD: I forgot about this TOTALLY RAD scene from the movie “Made” in which ALPHA DOG Vince Vaughn demonstrates some ALPHA MOVES with a flight attendent who is obviously totally into him. Watch and learn, beta fools!
Just chiming in to say that I’ve also used to “is this person kind and friendly to wait staff?” approach to choosing both friends and partners. It’s never failed me so far, and it’s occasionally led to my cutting off contact with people who I was already friends with. Both because I don’t want to hang out with jerks and because I’d rather not ingest any asshole-by-association spittle (and I tend to share food with the people I’m eating with).
That feeling when you realize that the commenters telling the OP there’s nothing wrong with seeking new friends when you grow as a person, are the ones reinforcing his decision to grow into a person who’s an idiot to the waitstaff.
A GIF response to this pick-up attempt.
Your writing betrays emotional scars most likely inflicted by high school jocks back in the day.
Which one is which of the RED pill and the BLUE pill?
@LBT
I used to work as a phlebotomist in an acute care hospital. Not to brag, but I was a damn good phlebotomist. I could get most people on the first try and was told often that I had a gentle touch.
Anyway, I would be amazed when patients would get up in the phlebotomists faces and threaten us with “You’d better get blood on the first try.” We understood that people were sick and felt like crap, but to purposely intimidate the person who is going to be sticking a fucking needle in their arm? Wow.
Also, it was amazing and nauseating that dudes would sexually harass the female phlebotomists. What was really frustrating was that administration wouldn’t back us up.
So yeah, it happens in healthcare too. 🙁
http://www.amazon.com/The-Manosphere-Hope-Masculinity-ebook/dp/B00D74DQ8E/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1370450579&sr=8-3&keywords=manosphere
An MRA has written a book about the Manosphere looky, look
Ok I did not expect that to embed, but you can at least see the glory that is the cover. Done in MS Painr with super manly man skills!
He wants nearly 10 bucks for that? LOL.
I definitely take a measure of a person by how they treat those they perceive as “lessers” – wait staff, retail staff, kids, and animals. If they think nothing of yelling at young kids, kicking dogs, or being a dick to people in the service industry, then they are bullies who are exploiting their power over individuals who cannot fight back. Not to mention this behaviour is embarrassing and self-destructive… why would you be a dick to the very people who are helping you??
@ ladyzombie
Yeah, on my last serving job, when I complained to my boss about customers going way over the line, grabbing me and following me home, he said that was part of the job. He explained to me that’s why he hired female servers (to attract harassing pervs I guess).
I’m not surprised (though it’s really sad) that there’s a similar attitude with phlebotomists.
Amazon links tend to embed automatically in the same way that Youtube videos do. I assume it’s a wordpress thing.
And yeah, that cover art is… Okay, no, seriously, what the fuck is that cover art (esp. the test-tube contents)? I see some of the more classic references to what these douchebags think of as “masculinity”–straight white Christian cis middle-class dude from the fifties; bag of money; the Mars symbol; XY chromosones, twice (whee! Transphobia, right on the label!). But a rotary telephone? Are keypads misandrist? What about cell-phones?
And is he really trying to suggest that the goal of the Manosphere ‘movement’ is to make masculinity toxically radioactive (the common meaning of the atomic symbol being radioactivity)? Because if so, maybe the cover is more honest and well-designed than I was giving it credit for.
Wait, actually, I’m not convinced this isn’t a joke. How could this person not be kidding when he actually says, “she was ‘looking away’ (directly where she was going)”?
Cliff wrote about this once on his Pervocracy blog, about how there’s apparently different kinds of “close” in PUA. You’d think “close” would mean something, uh, real, something that could actually be labelled some kind of accomplishment, like a girl agreeing to go on a date or even getting home with the PUA in question to have sex with him. But no, apparently there’s this idea of a “name close”, which just means the girl told him her name. Wow, that’s really something! Except it’s not. Like, if some random dude just goes up to me in a bar and asks me for my name chances are I will tell him, simply because why not? That’s not an accomplishment on his part!
RE: theladyzombie
My favorite Roald Dahl book has a scene where a doctor gets his revenge on an asshole patient who kicks the doctor’s dog. The doctor finds the bluntest needle he can, and files it until it’s blunt as a ballpoint pen, and then gives the patient an injection. The patient was never seen again.
RE: Historophilia
The Manosphere! How the Red Pill, Game, and Yaoi Hands are Rebishifying Masculinity for the 21st Century!
Seriously though, what is up with those hands? It looks like the artist was attempting perspective and arsing it out the wazoo.
‘_____’ is one of those codenames that PUAs use to symbolically destroy their former BETA LOSER selves and reinvent themselves as TOTALLY ALPHA ALPHAS. It’s pronounced ‘The Underscore’.
Maybe he’s trying to invoke the big hands = big cock idea? Or, you know, “my brand of masculinity is so toxic that even I can’t touch it without safety equipment”.
@Dvärghundspossen
Right?? So not an accomplishment. If I’m at work and a customer asks me my name, what am I supposed to say? No? Besides, how many servers wear name tags? *eyeroll*
I do kick puppies on occasion, but only when they run right in front of my already moving feet. I don’t think a jury would convict.
“Hey there, lady, my name is The Underscore.”
“Did your parents not like you or are you just a cartoon villain?”
Let’s be clear, she gave him a name, not necessarily her name.
Marky Mark was bragging recently about how he’d gotten the number from a woman at the ice skating rink by impressing her with his moves (no joke), and then his next post was about how it was a wrong number and it was clearly intentionally wrong because she confirmed he had written it down correctly.
But it was totally okay because she was a single mother so he really dodged a bullet!
@BabyLawyer: Yeah, it would be incredibly weird if you were to eye the customer first and make an attractiveness assessment, and then if you deemed the customer unfuckable you’d just go “No, sorry, can’t tell you, it’s a secret”.
@cloudiah excellent point. Gotta love the 1-digit-off my actual phone number fake number method. Allows it to roll off the tongue naturally. Wish I’d have gone all the way and given some of those a-holes a rejection hotline number.
Seriously, if you’re trying to impress the ladies by using a punctuation-themed name, why not go with good old Interrobang (?!)?
When I worked as a practical nurse in “the home service” (nursing ill and disabled people in their homes) one patient kept hitting on me because he had a brain damage and didn’t understand that it was inappropriate. My guess is that Alpha Dog Underscore didn’t have that excuse.