Now, some WEAK ASS BETA MANGINAS think that you shouldn’t deliberately annoy waitstaff because, you know, they’re human beings like you and me simply trying to get through their work day, and why the fuck would you want to deliberately make their lives worse for no good reason, that sounds kind of pointlessly rude, I mean what the hell’s wrong with you? Heck, even I used to think that. But that was before I discovered the RED PILL subreddit.
That’s right, ALPHA DOGS, we’re returning to that wondrous place we first visited last month to learn some more TIGHT ASS GAME to use on the hot babes. Specifically, we’re going to be learning some TIGHT-ASS KNIFE GAME. No, I’m not talking about stabbing anyone, fellas, except maybe “stabbing” some hot young babe with your you-know-what later, if you know what I mean, wink wink nudge nudge nudge?
(You do know what I mean, right? By “you-know-what” I mean your penis, and I’m trying to suggest that if you master KNIFE GAME you may later have the opportunity to have consensual sexual intercourse with a young woman, which is something that someone might colloquially refer to as “stabbing” due to the regular thrusting of the penis into the vagina that is a central feature of coitus.)
Anyway, KNIFE GAME involves actual knives. DINNER KNIVES, whoooo!
I learned all about it from a cool Red Pill dude called ATowne who wrote up a totally ALPHA DOG FIELD REPORT for his RED PILL ALPHA BUDDIES about how he totally scored some points with some totally hot waitresses and like even got one of their NAMES!
Because waitresses love customers who take advantage of the leverage they have over them as customers to just fuck with them. And they especially love it when these customers are ALPHA DOG ASSHOLES trying to get into their PANTS. Because that is such a TOTALLY ORIGINAL MOVE as well as being ALPHA AS FUCK. Trust me, NO ONE HAS EVER DONE IT BEFORE. Except maybe a couple of these RED PILL ALPHA DOGS.
Unfortunately, some of ATowne’s BLUE PILL friends kept cock-blocking him and calling him a douche and apologizing to the waitresses for his behavior but it didn’t matter because it didn’t stop him from having this totally awesome INTERACTION WITH A WOMAN:
Cute waitress comes by and I decide to focus on her. She brings me a fork for my salad and I smile and say “no knife?” After a little back and forth she comes back with the knife and I get her name. A little while later I call her over, give her the knife and say “I don’t need it, I’m eating a salad.” She smiles at first, then looks frustrated and as she’s walking away “nice way to get my name…”
I’m the only one of the group who actually goes and talks to girls, so my life is the center of conversation almost always. They are talking about how I am an asshole, making the poor waitress take time out of her busy day to bring me a fucking knife. Are you serious? Anyway, cute waitress is ignoring my table and eye contact, but I can see her looking at my peripherally. I stop caring and talk to my friends and then catch her slipping while she’s walking because she was ‘looking away’ (directly where she was going) but peripherally looking at me. …
I see the cute waitress as I’m leaving and say “hey, don’t take the knife stuff personally.” She says “I know, I was kidding.” I follow up with “Okay, I’m ____, see you around.” Cringe.
Cringe, man, THAT IS totally fucking ALPHA!
Also, what kind of name is “____?” A totally fucking ALPHA name is all I know!
I found this wonderful RED PILL field report via the Blue Pill subreddit, which is sort of an awesome tribute to the RED PILL subreddit, though I am beginning to suspect that some of the people there do not fully understand the totally BADASS nature of the RED PILL PHILOSOPHY.
EDITED TO ADD: I forgot about this TOTALLY RAD scene from the movie “Made” in which ALPHA DOG Vince Vaughn demonstrates some ALPHA MOVES with a flight attendent who is obviously totally into him. Watch and learn, beta fools!
Someone have that book 1 star for not being ALPHA enough(probably troll) and the author responded…
“Darn. Reject ONE ugly preoperative transexual because you’re married, and suddenly you’re labelled BETA.
Please. I work in pron. I get laid more than you do. I sweat more alpha than you ever have. Besides, this book isn’t for alphas, it’s for everyone else. Real alphas don’t feel the need to trash someone’s book they haven’t read without reading it. In fact, this book is for people who don’t know ANYTHING about the Manosphere. It’s not a book to teach you how to get laid. It’s a book to teach you where to find the resources to be a man, and the ALPHA comes on its own.
Amateur.”
@Dvärghundspossen At this point in my life I’ve already begun to lose the ability to be fake nice to people who piss me off – so when I’ve had douchey guys pull this kind of crap in the restaurant my facial expression is usually one of thinly veiled annoyance. One actually solicited an f’ing high five from me after commenting on my dress. Ugh.
Yeah, I’ve worked a lot of food service jobs, and being a douche to waitstaff is not something I tolerate. Although I do often have to supplement my husband’s tips, since tips aren’t a thing where he’s from… but eventually I’ll get him trained properly, muahahaha.
Going back to the topic of this post, seriously how delusional is this guy? Even with him telling the story and spinning it for all it’s worth it’s blindingly obvious that the poor waitress had no interest in him and was just trying to do her job.
People who are dicks to service staff are the scum of the earth, it’s something I pride myself on, that I always am polite to waiting staff, cashiers and the like.
I didn’t work in the service industry for all that long thank god, and when I did it was in a small independent baker/cafe run by an absolutely lovely woman. The clientele were mostly nice middle class couples and toddlers or yummy mummies so while you got the odd overly demanding or impatient one there weren’t any really bad ones.
No groups of guys trying to flirt with you, no alcohol and only during the day. Also it was counter service so you didn’t have to hang around the tables.
But when people were nice, just said thank you and good bye properly it made a huge difference to how my day went. I really liked talking to nice customers, I liked telling them about the cakes we sold, how they were made, I liked helping them choose, talking to the kids that came in. But a bad customer made you feel like crap.
Does anyone else feel that to be talking on the phone to someone else (unless you’re being told what to get by them) when you’re being served is incredibly rude? And it makes life really hard for the staff as it means that they can’t be sure they’ve heard your order correctly or know if you’re speaking to them or the person on the phone or not.
So yeah this guy is an ultra-dick for acting like this, his friends sound like decent human beings though, and I’d be super embarrassed if any of my friends treated waiting staff like that. I’d a) tell them off for it and b) apologise to the staff for them.
It’s pretty sad when you’ve only got 1 review, and it’s 1 star, and then you need to respond with such idiocy.
RE: auggziliary
Yeah. Not that I was going to read it anyway, but the transphobia definitely puts it in my burn can.
It would be kind of fun to go over to Amazon and write a bunch of reviews pretending to be guys like our friend ____ up there.
But that would be wrong.
Mr Ironwood doesn’t seem to understand how Amazon works. Did he learn nothing from the whole Anne Rice argues with her reviewers on Amazon and gets laughed off the face of the internet for it debacle?
Is that MRA book a picture book or a pop-up book?
@CassandraSays
B-b-but Anne Rice is a WOMAN with LADYPARTS and a LADYBRAIN and females aren’t supposed to argue and they’re dumb at it so OF COURSE she got laughed off the internet because’s she’s not an ALPHA MALE RED DOG PILL DUDE like this author!
/sarcasm
@BabyLawyer: I think a lot of us get bitchier as we age, and thank God for that.
Actually, I took my first real leap in bitchiness when I got engaged (although I wasn’t that old then, only 23). I know this sounds terribly silly, but although I wasn’t a complete push-over before getting engaged either, it was sort of in the back of my head or lay somewhere in my subconscious that if I became too bitchy with people who annoyed me and spoke too much of my mind, maybe I would have trouble getting dates/getting laid in the future. (I guess I had a tad bitch of female mangina – womcock? – in me.) However, when husband proposed to me and we decided to get married (after a few months of being an item, it all went crazy fast :-D) I just felt that okay, I’m off the meat market now for the rest of my life, so I don’t have to please anyone from now on!
Yeah, this sounds incredibly silly, but it’s the truth nonetheless…
@Dvärghundspossen
Dammit, now I’m imagining a dick-shaped wombat. It’s disconcerting.
That test tube full of clip art might be the goofiest thing I’ve ever seen.
If he was going to play the “asshole” card, he could have at least did something that wasn’t really that annoying and at least make her laugh. To be fair, you do have to get the ball rolling to get some people to talk, like I don’t know… ask a goofy question?
Ian Ironwood (and how ALPHA a name is that?) seems to be quite the prolific scribbler.
He’s also penned The Gentleman’s Guide To Picking Up Women: A Remedial Guide, The Ironwood Collection of Alpha Moves, Playground Rules: How Men And Women Socially Organize Differently plus two presumably fictional instalments of something called The Sky Panthers Argosy: The Clockwork Hand and The Sky Princess of Oklahoma.
Even more impressively, these were all published in the last two years. That shows that J.D. Salinger up and no mistake.
Gah, my parrot is attacking me with snuggles…
Whenever I chew gum and look at my ipad with him, he goes up to my face and rubs his head feathers all over my face as hard as he can. Especially moving his head up and down so his cheek rubs on my eyelids. Seriously, he pushes so hard i can feel my head moving back sometimes. It feels so soft and warm, but I can’t see anything when he does it. He just does it until I stop focusing on anything other than him.
He just does it so I can’t see the iPad so I have to stop using it… He gets so jealous.
Hell, if I bring the iPad close to him his reaction is puffing up and attacking instead of running away, like he does with most objects. He’s like ” NO. There can only be ONE best friend forever”.
The Sky Panthers Argosy? I believe I am legally obligated to post this:
That’s it? THAT’S IT?!?!? Some dumb story about bugging an overworked waitress and extracting her name, and then giving her his name (not that she asked for it)? How pathetic are these guys anyway? For the life of me I simply don’t understand this.
The PUA movement does often strike me as the answer to the question “what if Anchorman wasn’t a comedy?”
Feh, I’ve yet to see a PUA fit to hold Brick’s jock. What PUA would be thoughtful enough to invite everyone to a pants party?
This, so much this. The best (as in worst) is when a customer offered me a five dollar tip to sit in his lap. He and his buddies were wearing confederate flag bandanas so I figured they’d be trouble, and I was right. They all thought that was so clever and hilarious, and isn’t it so cute how she gets annoyed at us acting like jackasses. Anyway, the manager had a male waiter deal with his table. If I ever wait tables again in the future, it will NOT be at a truck stop. I’d rather clean septic tanks than deal with that bs again.
In another job, on the phone, a customer told me, “Your name is Kendra? Wow, there’s a girl in Playboy named Kendra”. I said, “Yeah, I’m aware of that”. He said, “Are you in Playboy?”. I said, “Uh, no, I’m on the phone talking to you”. Then I sighed, looked at the clock, and wished work was over because my patience was about run out.
Also, if you’re a manager, your employees/subordinates, and if you’re staff at a nonprofit, your volunteers. There are so many nonprofits where the paid staff make volunteers put up with all kinds of shit they shouldn’t have to.
RE: Detached
To be fair, you do have to get the ball rolling to get some people to talk, like I don’t know… ask a goofy question?
Yeah, but there’s a time and a place for that shit, and that’s NOT with your server when she’s working with you. I mean, Jesus! They’re there to WORK.
Admittedly, I did meet a fantastic friend while working at a bookshop, but I tried to just hastily say while at the register, “You seem nice and know who both Leslie Feinberg AND Phil Foglio are, can we get pizza or something when you’re free?” But I tried to get in her way as little as possible because she was WORKING. (Also, I wasn’t hitting on her, nor was she reliant on my tips for an income.)
…waitresses wear name tags and introduce themselves when they walk up to the table. Their name is also on the reciept.
I am not impressed.
@bionicmommy
Yeah, I’m pretty much of the opinion that everyone is awful always when you’re working in a customer service job. I think my least favorite thing that ever happened was handing out popcorn samples during the St. Patrick’s Day half-marathon in my town one year in high school — a lot of people who were out were really drunk, and people kept “surreptitiously” grabbing my ass or otherwise copping a feel. My boss didn’t give a shit, and I wasn’t allowed to even take a break until the shop closed for the day.