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Skanks, Spongebob, and the Maso-kabbalist videodrome complex

Jenna Jameson on a Harley. (Chuck E. Cheese not pictured.)

Sure, Man Boobz 2011 Troll of the Year NWOslave may live in an alternate reality — but he at least seems well-grounded in that reality. What might happen if he were to suddenly ingest a tab or ten of LSD?

I think I have an answer to that question. Meet blogger and conspiracy theorist Jay Dyer, a self-described “controversialist, writer, comedian, debater, and philosopher/theologian.”

That’s a mouthful, and Jay more or less lives up to it, delivering stream of consciousness rants that range from Aleister Crowley (he’s not a fan) to the evils of women dressing like Hannah Montana. Plus he quotes the Bible from time to time.

Actually, that description doesn’t even begin to capture Jay’s peculiar charms. So, without further ado, I present to you some highlights from an essay titled The United Skanks of Amerika that Jay wrote with the assistance of someone identified only as M.B.

Amerika has become one, big, nasty, black metal mosh pit. Satan said to Adam and Eve “do what thou wilt,” Satanist Aleister Crowley said, “do what thou wilt” and the gospel of Amerika is “do what thou wilt.” …  Churches are dominated by fat matriarchal women and homosexuals. Women open their purses and the priests of Ashtoreth bow and tell them whatever they want to hear. …  Amerika is a play land – a bigger, gayer Disney world. It’s middle-aged moms on facebook, donning Montana garb. The nation is frozen in perpetual adolescence and arrested development.

After this dramatic opening, Jay offers up the strangest capsule version of American history I’ve ever seen:

Started by a bunch of tee-totaler puritan gnostics, this nation has jumped to the opposite extreme and become a cess pool of flesh. In fact, in the East Coast punk scene, kids are now eating chunks of each others’ flesh. Let that sink in. In the West Coast gay scene, it is now an honor to receive AIDS from trendy gays.

Then Jay gets around to the “skanks” of the essay’s title:

Women of this country, especially young women, are perpetual princesses stuck in a perpetual mirror glance, coated in chemicals and striving for the most unnatural goals – to be a manwoman. For a sensible male to get with one of these creatures is in serious danger. But watch out – before long, they’ve left you for another woman and taken your fake Federal Reserve notes. They get half of your all-seeing eyes. Whores with your Horus. Dressed like complete whores, will they soon be completely naked?

But young men don’t get off any easier in Jay’s critique:

The average twenty-something male is now a fat, gamer, feminized, emo freak, who spits every time he lisps, because he can’t form sentences.

Neither do middle-aged men:

Grown men – baby-boomer dads – collect comics and play Dungeons & Dragons. And if they don’t, they stare at pixelated football and the Maso-kabbalist videodrome complex.

Yes, he really did just say “Maso-kabbalist videodrome complex.”

Jay also has some issues with higher education:

The “wise men” of this culture are the Marxist, gay, feminist, druid college professors, who, if they have children, drive them to white horror core rap concerts. Just like the sociology professor mom involved with Pyscho Sam whom her daughter met over Myspace.

And lower education:

That any parent would put their children in public school is a sign of apparent hatred of their kids. Why would anyone put their kids in a government re-education camp? Public schools are prisons where the teachers screw students and students get doped up on pills become homosexual.

When they’re not shooting each other, that is:

[P]arents can’t understand why their children shoot each other at school. The[y] shoot one another at school because they are possessed by the demonic culture. And while you stupidly play golf and make scrapbooks, your kids are worshipping Lucifer, who, according to you, doesn’t exist.

Women working! Men raising kids! It’s all one big air-conditioned nightmare for Jay:

The family is now become stay-at-home dads that care for the 1.3 kids, while moms climb the skyscraper and has sex with the CEO for more fake fed notes. If it’s not this, it’s “my two dads.”

Preach it, Jay!

Amerika is just this – Chuck E. Cheese speeding at you on a Harley, holding Crowley’s Magick in Theory and Practice,with Jenna Jameson mounted on the back. …

Amerika is krunk. Amerika is funk. Amerika is junk. Amerika is Lil’ Jon having sex with Lady Liberty. …

Rationalism is what birthed this country, but it morphed into utter irrationality. Thomas Paine became Spongebob and Spongebob is Thomas Paine.

I think I’ll just leave it at that. Oh, there’s more — much, much more —  in Jay’s little manifesto, but my poor brain can only take in so much in one sitting without exploding.

NOTE: I discovered Jay’s essay through a link on MGTOWforums.com; the dude posting the link described it as “one of the best essays about feminism and life in the US … By far one of the most accurate essays I have ever had the pleasure of reading.” It got a mixed reaction; the consensus seemed to be that while he made some good points, Jay might just be a little too obsessed with Aleister Crowley and the Masons.

EDITED TO ADD: Also, if middle-aged women want to wear some sort of “Montana garb,” I’d suggest they go with Patsy, not Hannah. Patsy Montana was awesome!

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Quackers
Quackers
10 years ago

@lowquacks

love the last song

lowquacks
lowquacks
10 years ago

Me too. Heard it before, or just now? Alcest are an odd group in that somewhere along the line someone decided they were a metal thing, but as far as I can tell they’re a shoegaze outfit who look vaguely metally and shout a bit. Blackened shoegaze?

Before anyone says anything: I know that a lot of those songs I posted are really stretching “black metal” a bit. The true stuff isn’t as much my field. Anyone who wants to educate me is very welcome!

Quackers
Quackers
10 years ago

Off topic but the manosphere will looove this lol http://www.livescience.com/18132-intelligence-social-conservatism-racism.html

Roissy comes to mind especially since he’s always smugly proclaiming science is validating his sexist and racist beliefs. I dare someone to post it on his blog.

Quackers
Quackers
10 years ago

@lowquacks

I’ve just heard it now. Not really familiar with black metal either, I just enjoyed the melody 🙂

Peter M.
Peter M.
10 years ago

You know, if America were actually anything like that guy described, I would consider moving there …

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Alpha Asshole Cock Carousel
10 years ago

pillowinhell
pillowinhell
10 years ago

Hey! David! Take a look what I found on pandagon…

A bill introduced in the Oklahoma Legislature has some folks scratching their heads, as it prohibits “the manufacture or sale of food or products which use aborted human fetuses.”

Since the bill was introduced late last week by State Sen. Ralph Shortey, a Republican from Oklahoma City, corners of the Internet have been buzzing with the news, as people try to figure out two things: 1) is this real; and 2) is there any reason the bill might be needed

Yes, yes this bill is real.

BlackBloc
BlackBloc
10 years ago

>>>I wish I were part of the East Coast punk scene. I’m writing a short story with a punk teen in it (in the mid 2000s); how should I have him dress?

The look Quackers pointed out is classic 80s punk. It’s expensive to maintain so it is more likely if your character is from a middle class family or is *very* into the fashion if he’s a street kid. Likely favorite bands: The Unseen, The Casualties (who are ‘vintage’ in that style by now, but were the new shit when I was in it). If he’s *really* into the oldies, Dead Kennedys or The Circle Jerks.

If your character is a traveller kid/street kid that is part of the drop out culture part of the punk scene and is heavily into the politics side of things, he might hang out more with the crustie punks.

http://favim.com/orig/201106/03/antisect-boys-crust-crust-punk-crust-punks-crusties-Favim.com-65666.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2044/2210027670_9bdd03e504.jpg

http://media.nowpublic.net/images/3f/7/3f7f1353151eb8dc01275826e57c8a15.jpg

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=31893,filename=Photo015-1.jpg

Second hand clothes, dreadlocks, low maintenance appearance. Most likely to just have a t-shirt and jeans, maybe with a jean sleeveless jacket with band or political buttons on it. Being too flashy is seen as proof you’re a poseur. Likely favorite bands: Tragedy, His Hero is Gone, Amebix, Antisect, World Burns to Death, Dropdead.

ozymandias42
10 years ago

Awwww, the crustie punks are so CUUUUUUUUTE.

QuantumSparkle
QuantumSparkle
10 years ago

3) Would it still be legal for food products to contain naturally miscarried human fetuses?

(squick)

BlackBloc
BlackBloc
10 years ago

BTW, as an antifa activist, I’m uncomfortable with Burzum songs being posted on this site considering the NSBM ties of the band.

BlackBloc
BlackBloc
10 years ago

@ozymandias: That they are. You just have to be careful that you don’t sexytime with those that think showers are a capitalist conspiracy. 😉

BlackBloc
BlackBloc
10 years ago

Also, if your character is from Boston, he’s either into straight edge hardcore or he has a strong opinion about straight edgers (probably negative). FSU rules the scene over there. (Friends Stand United, an hardline straight edge gang.)

BlackBloc
BlackBloc
10 years ago

In Montreal and Quebec city the scene is mostly divided into whether you’re friendly with the RASH (Red Anarchist Skinheads) or not. They violently police the scene against infiltration by fascists. Problem is that they’re basically a gang and if you’re not friends with them your credentials at ‘not being a nazi’ will be in question.

pillowinhell
pillowinhell
10 years ago

Well Quantum Sparkle, where did you think the protein came from on the nutritional contents of packaging?

Morgentaller solved Canadas food crisis don’t,cha know.

QuantumSparkle
QuantumSparkle
10 years ago

Well, fetuses are the chief protein source fed to fish in our commercial fisheries. I learned that from the great book o’ larnin’. Perhaps Shortey is actually NWOslave?

pillowinhell
pillowinhell
10 years ago

I heard that when Morgentaller accepted the Order of Canada, he mentioned that his inspiration came from this great thinker..

http:/art-bin.com/art/omodest.htm/.

Yes, well I think baby eating is really making the rounds with prolifers and anti feminists.

pillowinhell
pillowinhell
10 years ago

For all Americans present, who are undecided as to whom to elect for president, or wish to live in a manner closer to Women Canada (land of the feminists strong and free) may I suggest?

rtsp://v1.cache2.c.youtube.com/CjYLENy73wIaLQmjuSTB0kC4BhMYJCAkFEIJbXYtZ29vZ2xlSARSBXdhdGNoYJPMwImk3I7qTgw=/0/0/0/video.3gp

BoggiDWurms
BoggiDWurms
10 years ago

“Off topic but the manosphere will looove this lol http://www.livescience.com/18132-intelligence-social-conservatism-racism.html

Roissy comes to mind especially since he’s always smugly proclaiming science is validating his sexist and racist beliefs. I dare someone to post it on his blog.”

DONE.

Kendra, the bionic mommy
Kendra, the bionic mommy
10 years ago

One thing I can look forward to is the coming new world order’s depopulation not including any of you. Get your flu shots and vaccines!

I agree with Ozy. Anti vaccers are the worst. They rely on the herd immunity from everyone else getting their vaccinations. Then they turn around and belittle the people who get their vaccinations that help keep them healthy. I am not criticizing people who for health reasons can not receive vaccines, like those who have allergies to egg proteins or are immunocompromised. I am only criticizing the people who think that shunning vaccines and causing pertussis outbreaks makes some kind of political statement.

Jay, if you actually believe the world is about the be depopulated, then you would want to be up to date on any vaccines available. There would be many outbreaks of diseases in a post apocalyptic world. If you believe there is going to be a global thermonuclear war or something, I wouldn’t bother doing anything to prepare. That would probably just cause humankind to go extinct, so what’s the point in being a survivalist?

If you want to prepare for localized natural disasters, though, that’s a good idea. I know from experience that it’s good to have extra water, non perishable foods, blankets, and toiletries on hand for unexpected emergencies. I doubt any of that would help too much if civilization should collapse, though.

Viscaria
Viscaria
10 years ago

I see “anti-vaccination” and I automatically think “anti-children.”

Viscaria
Viscaria
10 years ago

And not in a “I don’t want to have kids” kind of way, which is obviously fine. In a “I want to actively hurt children” kind of way.

BoggiDWurms
BoggiDWurms
10 years ago

“One thing I can look forward to is the coming new world order’s depopulation not including any of you. Get your flu shots and vaccines!”

Notice how friendly and wonderful these born-again people are. They are the righteous, they are the saved, but they’d sure love to watch us heathens die horribly.

Sadistic fuck.

Kendra, the bionic mommy
Kendra, the bionic mommy
10 years ago

I agree, Viscaria. Anti vaccers cause real children to suffer from vaccine preventable diseases .

(Trigger warning that the link has some very sad stories.)

Molly Ren
10 years ago

Man, I was vaccinated for lots of stuff as a kid… AND I’M STILL ALIVE!

Got a flu shot last year… still alive…

Maybe vaccines just kill you really, really slowly. Like when you’re 80. 😉

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