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Stop conflict at work by making women wear an LED to warn everyone when they’re on their period, Reddit dork proposes

July 17, 2019

By David Futrelle

Attention vagina people! Turns out your regular vagina processes are disrupting the efficiency and well-being of everyone you work with, in that every time Aunt Shark Week stops by for a visit you get all crabby and start fights with everyone else.

How to become the Warren Buffett of ejaculation, according to some semen-retaining weirdo on Reddit

July 14, 2019

· 38 Comments

By David Futrelle

Today, some handy investment advice from … the semen retention subreddit?

Female nature, as explained by Reddit’s experts on video game titties

July 13, 2019

· 41 Comments

By David Futrelle

In the Kotaku in Action subreddit , where GamerGate never died (it just smells that way), the regulars are getting mad that the community manager for the game Total War: Three Kingdoms objected to some “sexy mods” that horny gamers had come up with.

Suffrage Succotash! Redditor discovers her boyfriend doesn’t think women should be allowed to vote

July 12, 2019

· 89 Comments

Did not expect this to be a big issue in 2019

By David Futrelle

Apparently the sorts of dudes I write about on this blog are just out there in the real world, some of them dating women who have no idea about the fetid misogynistic notions rattling around in their boyfriends’ heads.

“Just like horses, women are underdeveloped beasts who need to be tamed,” creepy Incel Redditor explains

July 7, 2019

· 59 Comments

A horse reacts to being included in stupid incel theories

By David Futrelle

Incels don’t just talk endlessly about how much they hate women and want to shoot them. Sometimes they talk about more pleasant topics, like horses. And why women are “degenerate whores” who, like horses, “need to be tamed.”

Jews use porn to drain goy boys of their precious bodily fluids and cause women to worship Israeli men, declares semen-hoarding Redditor

July 2, 2019

· 45 Comments

General Jack D Ripper: Does not avoid women, but does deny them his essence

By David Futrelle

So I’ve been a teensy weensy bit obsessed with the Semen Retention subreddit for months now — though, emulating the disciplined approach to life that subreddit advocates, I have tried my best not to post about it more than once a month or so. But some days I can’t help but relapse. Today is one of those days.

MGTOW Redditor: Lesbians can’t get men to provide for them directly, so they “compete in the victimhood Olympics for extra $$$$”

July 1, 2019

· 24 Comments

By David Futrelle

Men Going Their Own Way remain a bit confused about lesbians. In particular, MGTOWs have a hard time understanding how lesbians pay their bills. After all, according to MGTOW ideology, women don’t actually work, at least not at “real” jobs, and most of them make their real money by sponging off of men — their long-suffering husbands and/or boyfriends.

Reddit dad wants another son for the most effed-up reason imaginable

June 24, 2019

· 103 Comments

Dad bonding with sons by showing them pictures of all the broads he’s banged (Leave It to Beaver edition)

By David Futrelle

Let’s take another trip to the Am I the Asshole subreddit, where a young father has come forward with a simple question: “[Am I The Asshole] for wanting another child?”

Men’s Rights Redditor: Laws against rape are a shit test women use to filter out men who aren’t “man enough to push past protestations”

June 21, 2019

· 66 Comments

What dudes who “push past resistance” actually deserve

By David Futrelle

Today, just another example of the sort of toxic nonsense that gets upvotes in the Men’s Rights subreddit, despite the protestations from Reddit MRAs that they really aren’t about hate at all.

Croc Blocked? Redditor says he lost a promotion because of his footwear. But maybe it’s really because he’s a huge goddamn creep?

June 18, 2019

· 128 Comments

By David Futrelle

There’s a little bit of drama going on in the Am I the Asshole subreddit, where Redditors who suspect that they might just possibly have behaved a teensy bit improperly (but probably not) go to tell their stories and get a ruling on their asshole status from their peers.