Over on Chateau Heartiste, the Heartiste formerly known as Roissy is in full-blown white supremacist mode today.
Apparently what got dear old Mr. H in an especially racist mood was a comment from a reader called Libertardian who suggested that, while in the good old days, civilization used to rein in the alleged worst tendencies of women, “in the West we had to abolish civilization because it was hurting people’s feelings.”
This little comment was enough to send Mr. H into a full-blown keyboard-smash Whitepocalypse rage.
Every monster and manboob, every fat feminist and single mom, every quadgender and third world wretched refuse had to be appeased and their crocodile tears dried, and the cause of all their histrionically dramatized hurty — white civilization itself — razed to make room for the glorious vomit of vibrancy that is currently prolapsing the rectum of the historical West.
You get double points if you were able to make sense of that mess of a sentence on the first pass. Why is it that so many cultural elitists and would-be defenders of civilization are such terrible writers?
Just a note on usage here: When alt-right types use the terms “vibrancy” or “vibrant” it’s their oh-so-clever, oh-so-sarcastic way of referring to racial diversity and/or people who aren’t white.
God looked over all that He had made, and saw that it was good. The leftoid looked over all that his ancestors had made, and saw that it was good enough to squander. And on the eighth day, the leftoid rested his gated community security detail.
Yeah, I can count the number of “leftoids” I know that live in gated communities on the fingers of my imaginary third hand.
Anyway, it’s helpful for Heartiste to remind us from time to time how comprehensive his hate really is. And that many of his followers are even worse than he is in this regard.
Naturally, in the comments, some of these terrible people added their terrible thoughts.
everybodyhatesscott, for his part, was in the mood for murdering elected officials:
I really hope I’m still alive to see it when we brings the guillotines back. I’d say 2/3+ of our representatives are deserving of it and it’s probably closer to 4/5′s. Granted, the gallows are more american.
cryo, in a comment in which he cranked the racism up to eleven, reported from the front lines of Hartford, Connecticut:
I was in the metro part of Hartford, Connecticut the other day. Might as well have been in the Third World. After working hours, all decent working folk flee to the surrounding suburbs. What’s left over is hideous to behold: packs of feral pavement apes roaming the blighted and burnt-out neighborhoods. What once were charming and historic Victorian houses are now blasted crack dens of eldritch horror. Niglets as young as 8 running around with loaded guns and terrorizing public parks. Whores peddling their fetid vaginas in front of Jamaican bodegas and Check$ Ca$hed places.
This is pretty much the future of any eastern seaboard city that isn’t attractive to SWPLs [white liberals]. It will get worse and worse until finally the madness starts to invade the suburbs. By then, whites and other human species will have to live in a constant state of uncertainty and fear. Section 8 housing and minority pandering are the greatest weapon the ruling class has: blacks especially are a potent biological weapon that can wipe out entire civilized communities in less than a decade
Dan Fletcher, meanwhile, suggested that the only solution to all this is to go to infinity … and beyond. Literally. Convinced that people turn to “artificial. Feminism, multicult, white-guilt” ideologies only when they’ve got no new frontiers to explore, he argued that
the halt on human space exploration has been such a tragedy. Space is the next frontier. Mankind’s survival and salvation. A new frontier and a new struggle for people to throw themselves into. Something real and dangerous. A stark contrast to the petty vapidness of the social justice whack-jobs and other assorted fairies. A true adventure.
With nothing to fight against, people fight against themselves in a desperate bid to fulfill their primal need for struggle. Time to get off this rock.
Dan, I agree wholeheartedly with that last sentence. I would happily donate to a project to put you, Heartiste and the rest of his fans on a rocket to Uranus.
‘Splain to me again how sheep’s bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
And I didn’t. I’ve spent the last hour, ninety minutes making an MMO-based filk of Smash Mouth’s Rock Star with my friends.
Oh … oh guys … I feel another one coming on!
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET RAISED AGAIN
YOU AIN’T EVER GONNA KILL ME DEAD
I GET SOUL TRAPPED
BUT I GET WISHED TO LIFE
YOU AIN’T EVER GONNA KILL ME DEAD
He drinks a cp drink
He drinks a gp drink
He drinks an ep drink
He drinks an sp drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the module B2
He sings the songs that remind him of the module S1
Rollin’ those naturals
Rollin’ those naturals
I GET FIREBALLED
BUT I GET A HEAL SPELL
YOU AIN’T EVER GONNA KILL ME DEAD
I GET FEEBLEMINDED
BUT I GET REMOVE CURSE
YOU AIN’T EVER GONNA KILL ME DEAD
I went out to sit on my fire escape for a wee bit, and guess who came back! That’s right: DAVID FUTRELLE. We looked at one another in surprise before Skwerltrelle hurried back down the steps. There are still some grapes left to be eaten, though, so I came back inside to allow unfettered animal access to them.
I wish I could show you all the pictures. It’s way more entertaining (and adorable) than Hugo. That guy is not adorable at all, and he’s only entertaining for the schadenfreude. Which should be his new name. Hugo Schadenfreude.
Read through the link Good provided, and though I can’t really comment a lot on the ERA good/bad thing (not american, so I don’t know the history/politics), I found this bit problematic:
Is the writer saying that black women didn’t support feminism because their men told them not to??? Cuz that’s… wrong!
Good,
She’s saying that if the ERA is interpreted in a harmful way, it could be possible for sexual harassment policies be put into place without considering women’s needs. It’s not an issue of women being more sensitive as a whole than men. The problem is that women in general deal with so much more sexual harassment in life, they are going to be more aware of it and catch on to it quicker, while it’s more likely for their male coworkers to assume they are being oversensitive or “making a mountain out of a molehill”. What she is really asking is that women’s opinions also be taken into consideration when making harassment rules.
Ooh, please share.
RE: moldybrehd
I won’t go too deep into the ERA, because I only know the basics of it, but regarding the racial stuff, feminism here has had racism as a problem for a LONG TIME. Since, like, the beginning. I would be completely unsurprised if black rights groups treated black women better than second wave white feminism did. So no, it’s not “black women weren’t feminist because men told them to,” it’s that often they were forced to choose between movements and often had to put up with shit from both.
Oh gods I am so not touching that. No really. Ah fuck it.
Hugo! Put down the Internet! Step away from the Internet! Now, go find something productive to do. Clean the kitchen or something.
Actually…either Hugo. Fucking. Schwyzer. needs a DSM check, or that “go back to hospital” idea isn’t a bad one. Cuz the difference between my hypomanic and full blown mania is, definition wise —
“E. The episode is not severe enough to cause marked impairment in social or occupational functioning, or to necessitate hospitalization, and there are no psychotic features.”
That’s the hypomania definition, ditch the “not” and you’ve got the mania definition (the last clause becomes an “or”)
And in practical terms — “However, unlike mania, individuals in a hypomanic state are often able to keep these goals rational and concise, and can plan around them accordingly.”
Concise, lol, I do nothing in a concise manner! Rational though? *bangs head against wall* My brother was right, the pump outlet diameter is inner diameter. I have to rework the plumbing in the next hour~ if I want to buy the parts tonight. *grumble*
RE: Argenti
‘S creepy, ain’t it? I feel like I’m watching someone slowly internally combust… and as much as I dislike the guy, I actually feel sorry for him right now. Not in a, “Aw, poor thing,” way, in a, “Oh god, man, when you come out of this, you are going to be HORRIFIED at your latest behavior, and I am SO GLAD I’m not you,” way.
In other, more cheerful news, I just wrote 2K words of M.D. and Biff in a giant robot! 😀 Making up giant robot names is FUN.
David Futrelle keeps burying pecans in my yard, causing pecan trees to grow in the middle of my azaleas.
(Like guffaw-ferrets, I badly need a distraction from Hugo. This seems like a good one!)
Actually, good, let me break it down this way.
Women are equal to men, and deserve equal rights. Both men and women, as well as non binaries, are hurt by sexual harassment on the job. It’s also important to note, though, that women experience a disproportionate amount of sexual harassment, and policy makers should take women’s experiences into account. It would be oppression if men only got to make the rules and decide that what women interpret as harassment is really just “harmless fun”.
This is what the author was concerned about. She was not saying women deserve more privileges than men.
I do agree, though, that what she said about black women and feminism is wrong. The truth is that black women were pushed away by racist feminists.
And I don’t know what to say about those Hugo tweets. I’m too busy cringing.
RE: thebionicmommy
Yeah, same here. I am suddenly intensely grateful that though we’re apparently certified batshit, at least when we go off into the terrifying deep end, we just become a spacy little robot zombie.
Oh, Schwyzer. I agree, you do need help. But you also need to seriously stick your flounce and GO.
I’m only a very irregular commenter here but I want to say how awesome you all are. I’ve been reading the Shermer thread over at Pharyngula all day and your nonsensical replies to good have reminded me that the world can be awesome sometimes too.
SOOOOOOME
BODY once thanked me
the mobs they tried to gank me
But I’m the toughest tank on the raid
She was lookin’ kind of phat
With her custom robe and hat
And her gold member shutter shades
And the hits start comin’ and the loot starts droppin’
The levels start dingin’ and the stats start growin’
Didn’t make sense just to tank for fun,
The mage gets smarter and I just stay dumb
So much to kill, so much to see
So what’s wrong with chasing each XP?
I’ll never group if I don’t look
I’ll never ding if I don’t raid
Hey now, you’re the PC,
Get your game on, go raid
Play now, on the PC,
Don’t mean Xbox console
It’s getting pretty late, do you wanna turn in?
I’m almost maxed out so we might as well win
My sword’s on fire, how ’bout yours?
That’s the way we like it and we never get bored.
I can’t even read those Hugo tweets, for similar reasons that I never look at car accidents.
John-H, is the Pharyngula thread so long because it’s now troll-infested? I’m afraid to look.
If you need a distraction from Hugo, I have a new post up that is a bit on the lighter side.
Cloudiah the majority of commenters aren’t trolls its just that every time a troll flounces or gets banned (five so far but three of them were the same person) a new one comes along and repeats exactly the same victim blaming bullshit.
Falconer, you’re totally sending me on a nostalgia trip. That album was, I think, the second or third album I ever bought.
I really want to think Hugo’s twitter got hacked. Then again, given his penchant for maximum drama, I don’t know. If it is him, he needs to get off the internet for a long time.
Oooooooh, I didn’t scroll down enough. He’s saying it’s not a hack. Damn.
Oh, you’re quite welcome, katz.
I get a nostalgia trip when my They Might Be Giants album serves up REM’s Stand. It gives me plenty of Tom Lehrer but he’s before my time.
Oh darn, I forgot to filk the “all that glitters is gold” bit.
TBH I was failing to think up something about rare drops.
Fuck you falconer. I had just gotten All Star out of my head!
LBT — oh hell yes on the pseudo-pity. It’s moments like these that my worst involves thinking no one would possibly want to put up with me and thus disappearing. Which, at least, means the level of pissed off that I make people is more “wtf? Where did you go?!” (And pecunium’s been instructed to nag me if I go disappearing completely, so I shouldn’t pull anymore four month disappearances)
M.D. and Biff — WANT!
RE: Falconer
Woo, filking! I recall Sneak slightly ad-libbing ‘Stil Alive’ into a creepy multi dissociation song. (“Loony-Brain system, we do what we can because we must, for the good of all of us, so we don’t end up dead!”)
RE: Argenti
Here’s hoping it gets sponsored! It’s a big one, so $40, but… GIANT ROBOTS! *wibbleface* Also, it’s Biff and M.D. Anything involving the two of them runs long just because they won’t stop TALKING.