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Pickup guru and raving racist Heartiste warns his followers of the impending Whitepocalypse

So just move into your underground bunkers already, angry white dudes.
So just move into your underground bunkers already, angry white dudes.

Over on Chateau Heartiste, the Heartiste formerly known as Roissy is in full-blown white supremacist mode today.

Apparently what got dear old Mr. H in an especially racist mood was a comment from a reader called Libertardian who suggested that, while in the good old days, civilization used to rein in the alleged worst tendencies of women, “in the West we had to abolish civilization because it was hurting people’s feelings.”

This little comment was enough to send Mr. H into a full-blown keyboard-smash Whitepocalypse rage.

Every monster and manboob, every fat feminist and single mom, every quadgender and third world wretched refuse had to be appeased and their crocodile tears dried, and the cause of all their histrionically dramatized hurty — white civilization itself — razed to make room for the glorious vomit of vibrancy that is currently prolapsing the rectum of the historical West.

You get double points if you were able to make sense of that mess of a sentence on the first pass. Why is it that so many cultural elitists and would-be defenders of civilization are such terrible writers?

Just a note on usage here: When alt-right types use the terms “vibrancy” or “vibrant” it’s their oh-so-clever, oh-so-sarcastic way of referring to racial diversity and/or people who aren’t white.

God looked over all that He had made, and saw that it was good. The leftoid looked over all that his ancestors had made, and saw that it was good enough to squander. And on the eighth day, the leftoid rested his gated community security detail.

Yeah, I can count the number of “leftoids” I know that live in gated communities on the fingers of my imaginary third hand.

Anyway, it’s helpful for Heartiste to remind us from time to time how comprehensive his hate really is.  And that many of his followers are even worse than he is in this regard.

Naturally, in the comments,  some of these terrible people added their terrible thoughts.

everybodyhatesscott, for his part, was in the mood for murdering elected officials:

I really hope I’m still alive to see it when we brings the guillotines back. I’d say 2/3+ of our representatives are deserving of it and it’s probably closer to 4/5′s. Granted, the gallows are more american.

cryo, in a comment in which he cranked the racism up to eleven, reported from the front lines of Hartford, Connecticut:

I was in the metro part of Hartford, Connecticut the other day. Might as well have been in the Third World. After working hours, all decent working folk flee to the surrounding suburbs. What’s left over is hideous to behold: packs of feral pavement apes roaming the blighted and burnt-out neighborhoods. What once were charming and historic Victorian houses are now blasted crack dens of eldritch horror. Niglets as young as 8 running around with loaded guns and terrorizing public parks. Whores peddling their fetid vaginas in front of Jamaican bodegas and Check$ Ca$hed places.

This is pretty much the future of any eastern seaboard city that isn’t attractive to SWPLs [white liberals]. It will get worse and worse until finally the madness starts to invade the suburbs. By then, whites and other human species will have to live in a constant state of uncertainty and fear. Section 8 housing and minority pandering are the greatest weapon the ruling class has: blacks especially are a potent biological weapon that can wipe out entire civilized communities in less than a decade

Dan Fletcher, meanwhile, suggested that the only solution to all this is to go to infinity … and beyond. Literally. Convinced that people turn to “artificial. Feminism, multicult, white-guilt” ideologies only when they’ve got no new frontiers to explore, he argued that

the halt on human space exploration has been such a tragedy. Space is the next frontier. Mankind’s survival and salvation. A new frontier and a new struggle for people to throw themselves into. Something real and dangerous. A stark contrast to the petty vapidness of the social justice whack-jobs and other assorted fairies. A true adventure.

With nothing to fight against, people fight against themselves in a desperate bid to fulfill their primal need for struggle. Time to get off this rock.

Dan, I agree wholeheartedly with that last sentence. I would happily donate to a project to put you, Heartiste and the rest of his fans on a rocket to Uranus.

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Octo
Octo
12 years ago

Calm and rational?

Every monster and manboob, every fat feminist and single mom, every quadgender and third world wretched refuse […] packs of feral pavement apes […] Niglets […] whores

…yeah, rrright.

How can it be hard to disagree with what is written (though for five short paragraphs of hate spewing, “writing” seems somewhat an exaggerated term) there if the author doesn’t even raise a single argument! It’s just ranting and rambling… in fact, it does seem as if it is that author who is frothing at the mouth. Certainly with formulations like “glorious vomit of vibrancy”.

Whereas David simply used mockery here.

trans_commie
12 years ago

*yawn*

Tone trolls are so boring.

weirwoodtreehugger
12 years ago

Archimedes,
Why do you assume nobody here has read the blog. I’ve read a couple of his posts and they are anything but calm, neutral and logical. He’s a bigot. There’s nothing logical about that.

Go smear your feces elsewhere.

sparky
sparky
12 years ago

When you consider Heartiste’s rage-frothy, evidence-less, overwrought bit of poorly-argued dreck to be calm, neutral and logical, the problem lies with you, not with the person who points out how horribly racist and sexist Heartiste and his commenters are. There’s nothing calm, neutral or logical about a blog-entry that compares people of color to animals, considers white men to be the only builders of all that is good and civilized, and blames women, people of color and “Leftoids” for all the evils in the world because they are destroying white male civilization. That’s not calm, neutral and logical. That’s flat-out sexist and racist.

Fibinachi
12 years ago

Are you quite serious there, Archimedes?

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The irony is that if you go to his blog he writes in a calm, neutral and logical tone. It’s hard to disagree with what he’s saying and his writing is something to behold.

Yes, it does appear that the Cathedral’s entire 60-year project of dismantling the West to its pre-civilizational state is the rotten fruit of the leftoids’ REM-ish “everybody hurts” infantile morality hitched to the engine of their endless war against their heretic racial cousins.

Whereas I read your article and it seems like you are frothing with hate. Which is easier to understand and relate to… someone like yourself with an agenda or someone like Heartiste to lays it out perfectly for the reader? Rhetorical.

God looked over all that He had made, and saw that it was good. The leftoid looked over all that his ancestors had made, and saw that it was good enough to squander. And on the eighth day, the leftoid rested his gated community security detail.

From your first line this article seems like a hit piece and makes the reader tune out. If you write with less emotion maybe you can discredit his beliefs for the logical reader instead of driving hits to his site.

I do therefore humbly offer it to publick consideration, that of the hundred and twenty thousand children, already computed, twenty thousand may be reserved for breed, whereof only one fourth part to be males; which is more than we allow to sheep, black cattle, or swine, and my reason is, that these children are seldom the fruits of marriage, a circumstance not much regarded by our savages, therefore, one male will be sufficient to serve four females. That the remaining hundred thousand may, at a year old, be offered in sale to the persons of quality and fortune, through the kingdom, always advising the mother to let them suck plentifully in the last month, so as to render them plump, and fat for a good table. A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter.

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I mean, really.

Really-really.

It’s okay, you can tell me, I won’t judge.

But I think, perhaps, like your name-sake on the moon, you are cold, bereft of air, incapable of supporting human life and generally exist in a vacuum.

kittehserf
12 years ago

Aaaaand Fibi wins another internetz, with bon-bons.

Frank
Frank
11 years ago

The Chateau author is an incredible writer (Riossy ??) who explores very interesting topics. His observations on society are incredibly enlightening. I am left many times thinking wow I didn’t notice that before but there is alot of truth right there. There is some very strong language and he ridicules women and minorities and it is harsh but I find it palatable because for many people what he observes is very visceral. How many of us have been in a place after working hours and seen it all go to hell and fast and not think to ourselves our world is going to hell and a hand basket? Or how women who raise hell about how they should be treated turn around and seek out the most ardent bad boy there is? I am reluctant to call these observations/feelings racist or bigoted. I think each person should be judged on how he treats people in life not what he thinks about certain groups. There are plenty of people I know that treat all people with respect but understand the importance of not accepting the PC narrative and thinking and expressing themselves freely.

sparky
sparky
11 years ago

Frank thinks Heartiste’s overwrought purple prose is “incredible writing” and blatant sexism and racism “palatable.”

Might I suggest something, Frank? Maybe actually go read something that’s actually good writing? There are a lot of great books out there by writers that are truly skilled. I’m sure the librarians at your local library would have some good recommendations to get you started. Oh yes, and kindly fuck off with the “racism and sexism are totally justified because women and POC totally suck, amirite?” shit.

katz
11 years ago

What a logic pretzel it takes to determine that making fun of minorities isn’t racist.

weirwoodtreehugger
11 years ago

Someone w”ho spells ‘a lot’ as ‘alot’ and thinks the expression is “hell and a basket” is probably not the best judge of high quality writing.

The use of the word visceral cracks me up too. I’m sure he doesn’t quite know what the word means. Or maybe he does and is just admitting that Heartiste’s writing is not based in fact but that it feels true in his gut so it’s “palatable

Frank
Frank
11 years ago

In response to “Sparky” and “Katz”, we are talking about blogs here not Hemingway or Kerouac. Chateau is an interesting, humorous and well a written BLOG or what I would call Streams Of Consciousness. I think folks should be careful who they call ‘Racist’, I would imagine you have very close associates perhaps family members that have “racist” thoughts and you wouldn’t know any better. Regarding this author, I praise him for having the balls to say what is on his mind and I will always defend that over the censorship of what is becoming a very hiveminded culture. I’ve taken a journey in life where I was very much like you are today, I was very sensitive and possessed with a faux outrage over comments made on the INTERNET. However, as I experienced real life and all of its characters I realized that the people I was so bent on defending would turn on me in a heartbeat. We are all tribal and every race has there prejudices.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants

Regarding this author, I praise him for having the balls to say what is on his mind and I will always defend that over the censorship of what is becoming a very hiveminded culture.

It takes far more skill and maturity to express your beliefs in a non-offensive way. Roissy just spews torrents of hatred and tries to pass it off as innovative writing. That doesn’t make him closer to the truth, it just means he’s too lazy and uneducated to consider the world outside his own head.

I am reluctant to call these observations/feelings

There’s your problem right there. You can’t tell the difference between your own gut feelings, and objective observations of what actually goes on in the world.

For example, you “feel” that feminists want equality but then turn around and date “bad boys”. What makes them “bad boys” (other than the fact that they’re not you?) Can you define “bad”? Have you actually observed feminists partnering up with convicted felons in the real world, or is this just a story you tell yourself?

How many of us have been in a place after working hours and seen it all go to hell and fast and not think to ourselves our world is going to hell and a hand basket?

What does this mean? Which places? Gas stations? Hockey rinks? Corrie lochs? How do they go to hell? Why do they wait until after working hours? Are there places that go to hell slowly?

marinerachel
11 years ago

I tell my racist grandpa when he says something racist all the time. It’s fucking embarrassing and unacceptable. I don’t give my loved ones a free pass. I certainly won’t be giving a free pass to Internet bigots.

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
11 years ago

There is a minimum standard of decency in writing and in humanity. Misogynists and white supremacists fail to meet minimum standard of decent human being 101. Go away.

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
11 years ago

I’ve taken a journey in life where I was very much like you are today, I was very sensitive and possessed with a faux outrage over comments made on the INTERNET.

And therefore, somehow, all outrage is faux. What you’re doing there, son, is called “projection”, wherein you assume that everyone else feels things and assumes things exactly the way you do. We do not.

We are all tribal and every race has there prejudices.

*Their* prejudices. Yes, we do, and we can choose to be aware of them, and correct and compensate for them. Or we can choose to embrace them, and metaphorically shit all over the targets of our prejudices.

marinerachel
11 years ago

“[H]ell and a hand basket” has be thinking of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys” “passed with flying carpets”.

It probably doesn’t bode well for someone that their argument resembles something from Trailer Park Boys.

weirwoodtreehugger
11 years ago

So Frank,
Your argument is that we shouldn’t assume people who say racist things are racist because some other white person might be thinking racist things and not saying them out loud? How does that make sense? How do you get from point A to point B?

M. the Social Justice Ranger
M. the Social Justice Ranger
11 years ago

How many of us have been in a place after working hours and seen it all go to hell and fast and not think to ourselves our world is going to hell and a hand basket?

Would this place happen to be DIRECTLY ON THE BEACH?

contrapangloss
11 years ago

Frank, let me be frank with you:

There is little to no bravery in being a racist and sexist blogger catering to racist and sexist readers.

Also, I’m fairly certain that you aren’t here in any sort of good faith.

Have a nice day, and please go your own way. We certainly don’t require your continued presence.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants

WWTH – it’s the old “If everybody’s racist, then nobody’s racist!” trick.

Go home everybody, world harmony has been achieved!

Falconer
11 years ago

WWTH: I got nothing. I guess he thinks if we have racist relatives and we call someone else racist, we’re being hypocritical, but really I can’t think straight right now.

grumpyoldnurse
11 years ago

The s00pid! It burns!!

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Frank
Frank
11 years ago

Too much snarkiness here to respond to all … but you do realize that your own commentary and insults speaks volumes about you? If you think of yourself as morally superior does it make sense to act just like Chateau on this board with someone with whom you disagree?
May I suggest you try out these arguments around the water cooler in the office? See how well your “racist” tar and feathering concepts would go. May I suggest the tried and true Liberal “white privileged” meme? I would love to see how well that would go over for you before you are labeled a complete nut job. The thing is you folks are cut from the same cloth as a Chateau, your thought process is obviously as cynical and intolerant and it is a thought process that is not tolerated in polite company. What we all share on the internet is the ability to actually think as we really are and lets face it we are all intolerant and ignorant of each other. But lets go back to greeting each other on the street with a smile and chat about the weather. ***BTW I tried to clean up my diction and spelling, hoping the grammar nazi on here cuts me some slack. ***

grumpyoldnurse
11 years ago

It’s a mockery site. I’m sure it says that somewhere. Also, which co-workers should I try to convince that racism is cool? The Filipino ones? The black ones? The FN ones?

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katz
11 years ago

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