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"My seed has too much dignity to be in the company of the rest of useless humanity" and other insights on marriage and sperm from Infowars.com

Gosh, who would ever have expected that this guy might prove popular with unhinged MRA types?
Gosh, who would ever have thought that this guy might prove to be popular with unhinged MRA types?

So while poking about the manosphere today I followed a link from an obscure Men’s Rights blog over to Alex Jones’ Infowars site — specifically to the comments on a news article about a study that claims internet porn is destroying marriage.

Jones, as you may know, is essentially the king of the world’s conspiracy theorists, so naturally I expected his commenters to be pretty unhinged. What I didn’t realize is that they would also all be Men’s Rights Activists.

Well, maybe they don’t all call themselves that, but they certainly think like MRAs; several even linked to a site for Men Going Their Own Way.

Most commenters agreed that porn was a better deal than a wife; after all, as numerous wits declared, porn won’t steal half your money in a divorce.

But alongside such familiar, indeed cliché, sentiments there were also some pretty inspired mini-rants. Here’s my favorite, which received several dozen upvotes from the regulars, making it one of the most popular comments in the 373-comment thread.

 EinNietzscheStein • 4 days ago  My body, my choice. Been woman free for 3 years now, and at least $60K richer for it. Also realized I can live off under $10K a year, and thus under the tax exemption bracket, meaning I don't need to suffer tax extortion to pay for the indoctrination of breeders kids in collectivization concentration camps called school. I can move to where the jobs are, I can travel the world and if need be, rent woman for just a night. And even if they shut down porn or the internet, they will never ever be able to locate or confiscate years of downloaded material. I will proudly be releasing my sperm down the bathtub drain rather than down any the throat of some duplicitious broad who is a threat to my personal sovereignity, wealth, and sanity. I've had my share of women, and checking out. Thanks for nothing, you empty shells. You are the true polygamists, married to the state, married to your smartphones, married to your burdensome eggs, and good men will only occupy that very tiny space you left for him. My seed has too much dignity to be in the company of the rest of useless humanity that has no dignity or principles of its own.  24 • Reply • Share ›      Avatar     Another Apostle EinNietzscheStein • 4 days ago      Well said Brother!     3     •     Reply     •     Share ›         −     Avatar     chris EinNietzscheStein • 4 days ago      Amen brother. Eloquently stated...

But there were other comments that were nearly as, er, inspired as this one. Take this righteous comment from one of Mr. EinNietzscheStein’s biggest fans:

 Another Apostle • 4 days ago  I thank our Lord and Savior for Comment Sites like this. It has finally allowed men to get there feelings out toward what is going on. I hope this grows into a maninism movement to reclaim our God Given right to lead the family, the workplace and set our women back where they belong. There are some very afraid feminists out there right now realizing that their little ploy is no longer on track; men are not the big dumb clods that they have taken us for. Gentlemen, let's get our dignity back. Anyone who agrees with me, upvote this comment and I will lead the way into a new tomorrow. Quit sitting back and taking it. This is why they have got so far, it's because we never really took them seriously. I wonder how many billions of dollars in male assets the feminist movement has aquired in their war against men in the last forty years or so.  11 • Reply • Share ›And who could forget this fellow’s intriguing theories about female sexuality?

 WEREFEAT010 • 4 days ago  The promotion of feminism and homosexuality, plus the woman's ability to get a divorce for any reason, keep the house and the children adds to the fact that women are weak and will cave in when put under stress. The typical American woman is unsure of her feminism and is looking for another woman with a man's body who will obey her, cook and do housework. Eventually the woman in a man's body becomes optional, and a woman in a woman's body is acceptable.  This is Cultural Communism in action. The goal is to destroy the Family unit.  New movie: "This is Where I Leave You." In the movie, we have gentiles who wish to be Jews, and Jane Fonda AKA "Hanoi Jane" apparently announcing that she is now lesbian. She is "turned" in the movie's plot. I'd call that divine justice.  3 • Reply • Share ›

“Hanoi Jane.” Hadn’t heard that in a long time. Really brings you back, doesn’t it?

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kittehserf - MOD
kittehserf - MOD
7 years ago

Katie changed when Mamie passed over, too. Mamie was the oldest female cat, anything but a dominant personality (she had the feline equivalent of a Kick Me sign on her back), and Katie was forever harassing her. Once Mamie had gone, Katie calmed down a good bit and spent more time than ever sitting on my lap, wanting cuddles and so on. She was still the little dominant queen of the house, but it was like she didn’t think she was competing for the position any more. I don’t think she wanted to be the only cat, but she sure loved being boss if she could (she never tried her luck with Magnus; that boy was almost Greeoboishly unbossable).

booburry
7 years ago

@skiriki I can’t remember if any of my friends or family that have cat allergies have spent too much time around the savannah (named “Pretty Kitty” because after the 6th cat I lost the will to make real names hah), but she does shed just as much as any other short hair cat I’ve had.

Plus, after I got her I read about how they breed cats like the savannahs and it can be vicious. I never knew anything about it, but it surely has made me more cautious about getting fancy breeds in the future.

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
7 years ago

My friend Twerpazoid was the biggest boss that ever bossed the world around. She was five and a quarter pounds of Siamese authoritarian who ruled them all with a simple hiss. When she died at the age of 19 the other cats, and I, went into deep mourning. One of them continued to look for her in all her favorite places for two years after she passed. I miss her still.

Robert
Robert
7 years ago

I still like the idea of adopting a shelter cat after our sons leave home. Assuming they do so before I die. I’d hope for an adult black cat, and would want to name it Snowball.

kittehserf - MOD
kittehserf - MOD
7 years ago

Twerpazoid is a splendid name, thebewilderness.

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
7 years ago

The beauty of a name like that is that you can call her Zoid or you can call her Twerp but you must never call her late for dinner.
ba dum bump.

leftwingfox
7 years ago

I was thinking of getting a new cat in the new year (adult adoptee) but I might end up doing so sooner rather than later. Without a playmate to keep her company at night, my remaining cat meows piteously through most of the night. She’s not allowed in my bedroom; cat fur in the bed is just too much allergen for me.

Eliot Rodger Was A Terrorist
Eliot Rodger Was A Terrorist
7 years ago

I find it ironic that “AnotherApostle” uses Christian-sounding language, yet praises a comment by a man who openly admits to paying for hookers and watching porn.

Maybe these guys should just join the Werewolf Cathedral already. That seems like the perfect sort of religion for them, given that they’re wolves and all. http://www.salon.com/2011/07/26/werewolf_cathedral/

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