After hearing a misogynist make some rancid generalization about women based on the terrible behavior of one particular woman, it’s hard not to respond by saying “not all women are like that.” Misogynists hear this so often, and evidently see it as so hilarious, that they’ve invented their own little acronym for the phrase: NAWALT. You’ll find this all the time on MRA sites, along with its sister acronym NAFALT, with “feminists” in the place of “women.”
Many MRAs seem to believe that simply repeating one or another of these acronyms is an effective, and highly witty, rebuttal to their critics. Because to them it is self-evident: All women, all feminists, ARE like that.
So imagine the pleasure I felt when I finally ran across an MRA-ish fellow challenging this conventional wisdom. On his blog la prensa, the regular Spearhead commenter known as Boxer makes this controversial claim:
It is a popular misconception which men hold on to which suggests all women are the same. This is not the case.
Unfortunately, my pleasure lasted only as long as it took to read these two sentences. Because then Boxer went on to explain just what he meant by this:
For example: Some women are whores, and others are even trashier than whores. Some women live in houses where the litter boxes overflow and the pungent aroma of catshit lingers lovingly in the air. Other women are allergic to cats, and their houses carry the stench of human feces, rotting food and the cheap perfumes they douse themselves in.
Apparently Boxer has never been invited into any woman’s house, and bases most of his opinions of the fair sex on reruns of Hoarders.
Men will center themselves upon these notable differences, and mistakenly assume that the diversity of individual women points to differences in the way individual women behave. Such high-minded fools usually learn the hard way, when the woman decides to “cash out” with the help of the state and its family law courts, who are always eager to liquidate a lifetime of male planning and work, dividing it between themselves and the cunt which the fool so stupidly married.
See yesterday’s post for more on women and their apparently insatiable hunger for D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
The foolish man, confronted by a mountain of inescapable evidence that every woman, from his mother and sister down to the bitch who empties the trashcan in his office, is a trashy slut, will immediately construct an intricate conspiracy theory between his ears. ‘Yes,’ the dumbass tells himself, ‘all the women I have ever known were and are trashy skanks, but that’s just because western society has brainwashed all the women in my own vicinity with its toxic headpoison.”
I am actually pretty sure my mom is not a slut. (Though I have heard that Las Vegas is full of them.)
This mangina will be aided along in his misconception by other manginas and white knights, often falling in with a disgruntled lot on various loser’s hangouts, in real life or on the internet. Often these men get “yellow fever”, and fly off to some third world shitheap to marry (again) in an effort to find that one precious snowflake who is not a third rate whore among the billions and billions of cunts on planet earth who prove their utter worthlessness on a daily basis.
Oh dear. I think Boxer is about to add a heaping helping of racism on top of his misogyny sundae.
It is true that Asian bitches tend to be slimmer and more intelligent than those in the white and black camps, but that just means they are more cunning, and better able to exploit the chumps who delude themselves into thinking that marrying and serving an oriental master is somehow “better” than being the slave of a homegrown American cunt.
Huh. Honestly, that wasn’t quite as bad as I was expecting. Though after nearly two years of intense study of the manosphere, I have some pretty high standards for offensiveness.
For all their variety, bitches’ behavior is uniformly lousy, and in that regard, all women are indeed like that. Yes, all of them, all around the world. This is not a war, it is something more analogous to an organized deer hunt, and you are the prey. For god’s fuck’n sake, quit marrying these slits already.
And so we circle back around to “all women ARE like that.”
Still, I have to say I agree with Boxer’s final sentence. Dudes, if you believe any of this crap, please do not marry women. Or, really, have any contact with them whatsoever. Frankly, I’d suggest that you find yourself a nice uninhabited island – like, say, this one – and move there posthaste. You’ll be much happier, and so will the rest of us.
Heretical = believing something different from what the establishment has deemed to be true
Blasphemous = irreverence, toward God, holy persons, or holy things. You’re blasphemous, my droog. 😉
I totally want to read that story about kickass hipster granny nuns saving us from occult disasters!!!
And no no! Its not blasphemous at all…don’t worry about it…
They don’t care one bit what NWO thinks of them, either.
NOOOOO
Can this gentleman make a guest appearance?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7513571.stm
VOIP, that was priceless!
And don’t listen to him, I’ve got your best interests at heart. God won’t mind at all.
Heavy metal monks must TOTALLY make an appearance! And I think the villain will have to be Satan trying to take over the world disguised as Pat Boone or something.
Also, I’m apparently both blasphemous AND heretical.
Unimaginative your also apparently proud of it. Which is just the way it should be, since it makes my job soooo much easier. Although less entertaining, as you won’t be squirming with guilt and self loathing…
Easy is good!
NWO: If a species of animal were to up and be asexual, that species would cease to reproduce and cease to exist. An amoeba, that simply replicates itself, lacks sexual organs because sexuality is not needed to reproduce.
Have you had children?
If not, according to you, humanity is doomed.
On the other hand, for millenia, in lots of cultures, people have (usually for religious reasons) refrained from sex.
The human race survives.
If it gives you extra points toward your bonus, pillowinhell, you can totally count me as having been suborned by you.
On the other side of the spectrum from asexuality, I wonder if Slavey knows about bonobos? The idea that sex is inextricably linked to reproduction in every animal ever is pretty hilarious.
I’m pretty sure that slavey has never heard of sex being more than the grunting and moaning you do for an orgasm. Having sex just for the pleasant feeling of bonding with another person? To express emotion? Never!
@pillowinhell
“Also, even the Pope realizes that sex is also for pleasure, not just reproduction.”
Well, duh, of course it’s a pleasurable act. Do you think nature, or God depending or your faith would make the only means a reproduction anything less than pleasurable? No too much of a chance any humans would reproduce if sex felt like projectile vomiting, cronic diarrhea and blood shooting out of your eyes. I get the feeling I’m not conversing with the sharpest tools in the shed out here.
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@Falconer
“Just because you’re issued a set of reproductive organs at birth doesn’t mean you’re issued the sexual identity to go with them. Many times, yes, you are. Many other times, you aren’t.”
Well far be it from me to question feminist fantasy, but it actually does. Just because Doc freakzone slices off someones stem and berries, slaps in a coupla titty implants, pumps him full of artificial hormones, then introduces his victim to little miss I’ll validate your feelings feminist shrink, doesn’t really change anything. When a boy hits puberty and his junk falls off to be replaced by female reproduction organs, or a girl hits puberty and her vagina seals itself and she grows a brand new set of male reproductive organs, you let me know.
Has that ever happened? Once again, if you’re at all confused, refer to reality. Back in the days of common sense, before all these women headed households and women dominated psych proffesions, something so ludicrous would’ve been solved at home. “Gee dad, I feel like a woman trapped in a mans body.” Dad’s response, A good old fashioned slap to the ear. Son snaps out of his stupidity and all is good.
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@Hershele Ostropoler
“I’m interested — in a trainwreck sort of way — in how Slavey thinks the asexuality (or CFness, I’d be willing to bet) of a relative handful prevents the species as a whole from continuing. Bearing in mind those are orthogonal to each other and feminism.”
Your comment sounds so intelligent and aloof, it must pain you to lower yourself down to my uneducated level. Having never even gotten a degree in gender studies I feel so inadequate. Arf. Arf. You’ve said your piece, no go scoot behind Ozy’s skirt and beg for a treat. Hey, that rhymes!
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@hellkell
“Slaveboy telling someone else to acquaint themselves with reality is irony at its finest. NWO and reality haven’t spoken in years.”
@Bostonian
“As I said before NWO and reality’s divorce has been final for many, many years.”
Well, let’s see. Some jackass says, “I feel like I’m in the wrong body.” Response for hellkell and bostonian, “than you don’t belong in that body.” Response from the slave, “shut up, jackass.” Yup, I live in reality. Hey, I feel like a fiddler crab stuck in a humans body. Now validate my feelings and make me a political movement. If ya don’t, it’s a hate crime.
Speaking of hate crimes, do any of you know what private entity came up with the hate crime laws? I’ll give ya a hint, this powerful private entity was established the same year the federal reserve was established. Might even be the same group of people.
I’m starting to have my doubts nwoslave even knows what sex IS. It’s like he found a definition in the Encyclopedia Brittannica and takes it as if it is the purest of facts.
Seranvali: Congratulations!111!!!! Best wishes!
The AVENGERS kicks ass. I love it. I have written my first fan fiction in a new fandom in years.
And I thought Black Widow had a great deal of action, screen time dialogue, and major climax saving the day–I’d totally watch a film around her character, though I doubt she’ll get it.
Was snickering to read that the publicity dudes were sending the avenger guys to THE VIEW and other women’s shows because, OMG, Hunger games, shows women like action films!
Of course, I’m a huge fan of sff in general and ok with quite a few action superhero films, and I never watch the VIEW. But maybe they were going for a new female audience.
Bruce Banner aka The Hulk RULED!
I can imagine NWO knowing what sex is.
What I can’t imagine is trying to explain to him why most people cuddle after.
NWO:
The Elders of Zion?
The Trilateral Commission?
The Chicago Bears?
Those Eastern Orthodox habits are really neat-looking; of course everything Eastern Orthodox is neat-looking, IMO.
@Argenti Aertheri:
Sorry! I thought I was casting a broad enough loop with “sexual identity” to cover all the bases. Sorry if I stepped on your toes.
Dave, it was the Illuminati Lizard People, everybody knows that.
Hahahahaha!!! Seriously slavey, what crawled up your ass? Your posts seem to be trying for more venom these days?
My internal organs operate just fine. But it must be really pissy when you realize that some women friendzone EVERYONE huh?
As my head is too busy exploding, I’m just going to go for a history lesson, please try wiki — issues with wiki as a citation aside, the concept is a hell of a lot older than American politics.
NWO why don’t you at least go make some conspiracy friends or do something more fun and productive. I don’t know why you keep posting here because you seem really unhappy doing that.
And no offense taken Falconer, it was an edit for inclusiveness, not out of offense. (inclusiveness? inclusivity? spellcheck says the former)
So yeah, The Avengers ROCKED.
Black Widow got plenty of screen time and emotional investment. She’s not nigh invulnerable or super strong or a genius physicist, but she has her skills and she puts them to use, and they’re not all butt-kicking (and they’re not Being Sexy, either), but if I say more I might spoil things.
The Rockefeller Foundation? (Wasn’t Rockefeller a Baptist?)
The Journal of Ecology?
The Westridge School for Girls?