TheManMakerX is a pickup artist who sells his wares on Twitter, where he’s built up (or perhaps just bought) a decent following of curious men drawn in by the little nuggets of (what I guess is supposed to be) dating advice he doles out in his often enigmatic tweets.
His profile explains that he will show his followers “how The Female Brain works, what motivates them, why they do what they do,” promising a mixture of “Discipline,” “Dating,” and “MindGames.”
His profile picture adds a little to his aura of mystery, given that it’s quite clearly a picture of Jason Statham. There are only three possible explanations.
- MrManmaker accidentally posted a picture of Jason Statham instead of himself. Oopsie!
- MrManMaker is Jason Statham
- MrManMaker is a professional Jason Statham impersonator., and a pretty good one at that.
Regardless, let’s see what we can learn from this mysterious man-making man.
Huh. That’s not a promising start.
Yeah, we got it the first time.
And Land O’ Lakes makes men and women butter.
Salahuddin said that? That Salahuddin? And where exactly are all these young nudists, anyway. (Asking for research purposes.)
I can vouch for this one as one of my cats is continually trying to eat me.
I’m having a little trouble getting this metaphor here. If you buy the whole woman you can use the “door” whenever you want? That’s not always true even in real estate; I’m pretty, pretty sure it’s not ever the case with women, who are not buildings.
Says the guy posting a picture of Jason Statham as his profile pic.
If you’re toxic I hope she can get free of you as quickly as possible.
Yeah, we got the idea the first time.
Sure thing, Mr Machiavelli.
MrManMaker also likes to do tweets that aren’t about what they’re ostensibly about. And so he tells us this, every time, although you’d have to be pretty obtuse to not get that whatever the ostensible topic is, it’s really just a metaphor for dating life.
Thanks for telling us this isn’t about fishing because we never would have figured it out.
I just hope he didn’t have to figure out this insight the hard way after trying to feed his date worms.
No shit this isn’t “about bus.” With buses, you always run, because the next one may not be by for 20 minutes.
Just a little crass. Also not true, of cars or women.
Just to be absolutely clear here, never ask a deer about how to hunt deer because they can’t talk and don’t even know what language is.
I’m pretty sure this guy has never owned a cat, because then he would know that you basically have to give the cat as much attention as the cat wants because otherwise they’ll come and sit on your keyboard. Also, cats already think they’re lions. I mean, look at this utterly fearless lil beast.
There are at least a half dozen other videos of cats chasing off bears on YouTube.
It’s almost as if this woman-whisperer actually hates women.
And now he’s sounding like an incel.
MrManMaker also likes to set up little challenges for his followers.
“Excuse me, miss. Do you have a face or is it just hair all the way around?”
“Excuse me, ma’am, Are you photoshopped or are you compressing your internal organs with a way-too-tight corset?”
Well, at least he didn’t use this picture.
I’ve got nothing left to say about MrManMaker, so let’s wrap this up. Please don’t follow any of his advice.
Here’s the song that inspired my graphic up top.
Follow me on Twitter.
Send tips to dfutrelle at gmail dot com.
We Hunted the Mammoth relies entirely on readers like you for its survival. If you appreciate our work, please send a few bucks our way! Thanks!