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Attention women! Sorry, “wahmen.” Are you broke and in need of some quick cash? Here are some guaranteed EZ get-rich-quick schemes you can use to GET PAID, according to some dude called Incelius Savage on the Incels.is forum.
“Some of you can’t fucking grasp the power you have right now, he tells the (cis) women of the world. “All because ya’ll have a pussy yall got these privelages.”
Indeed, he adds, it is so easy for women to get money fast that if they are broke (a virtual impossibility), they should “just kill yourself in Gta 6 you stupid illiterate bumfuck retard.”
Here are some of the ways “females” can accumulate money fast:
Option 1: They can text an indian baljeet guy on social media and get him to buy them free shit for exchange of bobs and vagene pics. Most of these indian guys are dumb as shit and will literally do anything for a woman thats not in india. Right after they ghost him or they can hit up any random guy or old man online who is desperate enough.
Ah, the old “nudes for money” scheme, with some racism added for good measure. A great way to set the tone for the list that follows!
Option 2: they can literally ask any guy for money in public if they arent landwhales and get money instantly. It’s that easy.
Shades of legendary WHTM troll NWOSlave’s theory that women in need of money should simply lie down in the street and cry.
Option 3. They can start an only fans, don’t even have to post nude pics, there are men who are retarded enough to still pay for your subscription.
Option 4. Be a cam girl. It’s the most easiest job in the world and you won’t be shamed for it. “It’s female empowerment”
I think I can see a theme emerging.
Option 5. They can sell their virginity for well over a million dollars. That’s $1,000,000 and yes, there are retarded rich men out there that will buy it.
A tiny handful of woman in the history of the world have managed to (allegedly) sell their her virginities for a million bucks or more. This is a symptom of a society in which some men really have too much money for their own good, not a useful guide for female moneymaking. Removing money from these guys’ bank accounts by any means possible seems a reasonable goal to me.
Option 6. They can charge well over $1,000 an hour for a man to have sex with them, doesnt matter if you’re ugly it will still work. And the woman gets free sex!
FrEe SeX!
Option 7. They can hook up with a rich man if they are above tier 7 and looks and be set for life.
If it’s so easy for women to make money, how come all of Incelius Savage’s scenarios involve men with more money than they know what to do with? Shouldn’t we be asking how exactly these men “earned” their money?
Option 8. They can sell there literal shit. Yes, don’t believe me there are creepo fucks out there that buy shit for well over $500-$1000 per bar.
Dude, if it’s this easy, why not just pretend to be a woman and sell your own shit?
Option 9. Sell there panties. No need to explain this one.
Dude: Buy women’s underwear. Wear it yourself. Spray it lightly with cheap perfume. Sell it online.
Option 10. They can have an abundance of boyfriends giving her money all the time.
This works the other way around too.
Option 11. They can sell their eggs for $5,000 to $10,000 a pop.
And dudes can sell their sperm, without the need for surgery to remove it.
Option 12. They can be a twitch cam whore. No need for an explanation for this one.
Dudes can literally make millions playing video games and blabbing nonsense.
Option 13. Strip. They can easily go strip, ugly or not and make over $6000, $30,000 in a week.
Dude, nothing is stopping you from being a male stripper.
Option 14. Be a prostitute, hey thats free sex for the female and she gets fucking paid!
Isn’t this just Option 6 again? How lazy are you, dude?
Also, dude, you could become a prostitute yourself, see how much you like having sex with gross dudes that no one wants to have sex with.
Option 15. Women get hired on the spot at jobs.
Huh?
Option 16. Women can be maids, babysitters and other female dominated exotic jobs which men can’t have.
BABYSITTERS MAKE LIKE $12 AN HOUR, DUDE, YOU TRY LIVING OFF THAT SHIT. Maids make only a smidgen more than this. While I doubt you’d be able to get hired as a babysitter, because you’re a weird creep, there are certainly jobs for male housekeepers.
What kind of fantasy world do you live in to think that these are good options for earning big money quick?
Option 17. Get child support.
Average child support in the US amounts to about $430 a month. You try getting rich off of that, all while, you know, raising and paying the expenses for another human being.
Option 18. I forgot. but theres a hundred more reasons.
Very convincing. What a completely rock-solid bunch of wealth -maximizing strategies for the average woman.
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So, if I send guys pictures of Bob Ross, Bob Saget and Bob Hope they’ll give me a bunch of money? How did I never know it was so easy to get rich!?
I also found another way women can use their pussy privilege to get rich quick!
https://twitter.com/forexposure_txt/status/1495570234560098306?s=20&t=MZ2F54AXSuoydyHLYTywjA
Okay, not so much get rich as work 24/7 for free as a combination wife/mother/secretary
I thought they didn’t like short hair.
It sure must kill this guy to know that there are millions of women out there who are making a decent living without having to engage in any of the traditional feminine pursuits he enumerates above. And who really couldn’t care less what a purely voluntary asshole thinks of them.
Well over a $1,000 an hour for sex? Guess hookers must be loaded then.
On a vaguely related topic, I used to know a young woman who actually played games with guys, promising nudes and such for money.
Interestingly, although she played games with desperate jackasses, she never asked me for money despite me being known to throw $20 or more at people who were down on their luck.
I suspect a good part of her motivation lay in getting recognition and validation by feeling desirable. So since I wasn’t down to flirt with an underage girl half my age, the fact that I would give her more money than any of her usual victims was irrelevant to her.
With all that in mind, I did try to help with her obvious depression by playing amateur therapist and simply listening to her, though I believe a fair amount of what she told me were lies.
Sometimes she comes up in conversation and I wonder whatever happened to her. She had a good heart and needed help, not money and compliments from assholes trying to groom a seventeen year old. The only consolation there was that she seemed to be good at getting money without delivering on her promises, though that is a dangerous game to be playing.
Gotta admit it was funny to talk to the upset jackasses later as they whined about buying her something but not getting anything in return. Especially one time when she decided to “innocently” mock one of her victims by telling him she considered me more attractive than him. I found that hilarious.
This is what happens when you have never spoken to a woman in your life.
You start believing all kinds of weird stuff
Sadly, this won’t work for me. My shit generally comes in elongated ovoid shapes, not rectangular prisms.
On a less silly note, what’s this “won’t be shamed for it” business? Like one’s ever been fired from a job when it came out that they did any sort of sex work?
“Option 6. They can charge well over $1,000 an hour for a man to have sex with them, doesnt matter if you’re ugly it will still work. And the woman gets free sex!”
Ha ha ha! Oh dear. Yeah I know a fair few FSSW who would challenge that belief.
Also they really think we welcome any old sex from anybody? That quantity is valued more than quality? It’s really hard to feel sorry for incels.
…maids and babysitters are exotic jobs?
Not even the average lady since he certainly thinks the average lady is too fat to live. He’s talking of a small percentage of women who might be able to do these things if they wanted to.
Angry at the women, the grammar and the spelling, always an interesting combo…
Well, you sell bullshit to your incel friends and they buy it wholesale, you are a bit disingenuous here…
There’s a documentary on youtube about sex workers in Liverpool (mainly struggling with addiction) who charged *£4* for a blowjob. They were in their twenties and not ‘landwhales’ (urgh). Intense competition, desperation, and the fact their punters wanted to humiliate them had driven prices down to an impossible degree. Hardly the land of milk and honey, is it?
No, I need an explanation. How can I get rich selling there panties? Is this a brand? Is there something special about there panties? Why don’t you, an incel, sell there panties and get rich?
You forgot? You forgot. You gave me 18 bullshit ways to get rich, and now you forget the other 100?
There are 1 million reasons, at a conservative estimate, why you’re an incel. No need to explain this one.
Where panties?
There panties!
@Moggie
Made me laugh.
@Moggie
There castle!
or could be an ultramodern virtual tuber.. which means you use an artificial avatar on you, instead of the real video of you. then it’s irrelevant how you or your body looks. it’s after all a 2d/3d youthful female model that is used, forever.
one example on twitch that is live right now if you want to see is ” ironmouse ” , who suffers from debilitating physical diseases that she cannot live a normal life and needs regular blood transfusions, on a South-American island, lives with her mom, is not conventionally pretty.. and has steady 16000 viewers all the time, for years. that means lots of money. she has a cute voice and mannerisms with her virtual avatar, and that’s enough for males.
even now she has “DAY 19 OF UNCAPPED SUBATHON”, subathon means time gets added, whenever people subscribe. it’s been 19 days of unstopped subscribing.
virtual tuber avatar idea came from Japan.
in English the most known example on youtube is Gawr Gura, with 4 million subscribers and tens of thousands of live viewers on every stream, swimming in money. It’s the niche of “looking and acting like a young girl with a virtual avatar of a young girl.” … doesn’t matter how you look or how old you really are.
Imagine a conversation between this guy and his (imaginary) girlfriend or wife or whatever:
“Babe, we’re short on the rent this month. I know that you want to be a social media influencer on Reddit and that’s why you have no job and spend all day at home, but maybe you could just get a temporary job till you make that influencer money?”
Guy: “Why would I do that, you lazy wahman? You have poop you can sell. You have your panties you can sell. You can make an only fans account. And if that’s not enough money, you can go down to Club XXX and dance nude. And later you can go down to the street corner and charge money for sex!”
Well, definitely that ends that conversation.
Hey this is way OT but
https://twitter.com/erininthemorn/status/1496511215719399431
Cis folks… if you can, please be there today for the trans people in your lives. And do what you can to support efforts against this.
(No, I don’t know what those are yet. I’m sorry, I’m just exhausted. I trust y’all to do some research on this yourselves, since you’ve demonstrated enough allyship to not turn into bigots the minute one trans person does one bad thing.)
I agree he’s just a wee bit out on the selling sex, walking home from a disco in my mid teens I was offered a fiver by some drunk bloke that happened to come out of the pub as I was passing. This was the seventies, but I don’t think rates are any better now, likely a lot worse from what lollypop said. I was outraged that I was only being offered a fiver for my virginity, not the most sensible reaction under the circumstances.
When I was 16 I thought about selling my virginity to a rich guy for a million dollars and then defrauding him by not showing up. I thought it was the perfect crime and would make me enough money to live forever without working. Now, I am a happily employed PR consultant for *redacted* and have no delusions of fraud.
Jesus, Texas is going to need an underground railroad soon. And other states will follow suit.
@redmanticore:
Err… yikes?
OMG. Where do we even start with this one.
@redmanticore I second Moggie’s opinion, that’s a whole lot o’ yikes.
Also vtubing isn’t unskilled work. Do you understand how much thought and effort goes into presentation, marketing, PR, maintaining a stage persona? Being a radio or television personality is work, and being an Internet personality is in some ways harder because of gig economy shenanigans – you don’t even have a team of people to cover your skill deficits, you have to do all the marketing and pushing and whatnot yourself.
As it happens, I know someone who does does Twitch streaming. She has a cute voice, uses a cute virtual avatar, works late nights preparing content… and is so poor she can’t afford a cellular data plan. And that’s not the only freelancing she does either. The gig economy is shit and vtubing is no exception. The few vtubers who hit it big don’t change that.
Option 2: I spent many years as a thin, conventionally attractive White woman who looked younger than my age, and no random man ever offered me money. Other women, however, were very supportive when I seemed to be in need of either a few bucks or moral support, and still are.
Option 6: I don’t know from personal experience, but I’m absolutely certain that “ugly” sex workers don’t get $1000 an hour unless they’ve got something else going on.
Option 13: Male strippers generally have to be buff and good-looking, and at least able to convincingly feign attraction to women. That rules this chode out.
@Moggie: Why are we talking this way? 🙂
@GSS ex-noob, I thought you wanted to!
Blücher!