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“Ask any guy for money in public if you aren’t a landwhale” and other EZ get-rich-quick plans for “Wahmen,” according to some incel

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Attention women! Sorry, “wahmen.” Are you broke and in need of some quick cash? Here are some guaranteed EZ get-rich-quick schemes you can use to GET PAID, according to some dude called Incelius Savage on the Incels.is forum.

“Some of you can’t fucking grasp the power you have right now, he tells the (cis) women of the world. “All because ya’ll have a pussy yall got these privelages.”

Indeed, he adds, it is so easy for women to get money fast that if they are broke (a virtual impossibility), they should “just kill yourself in Gta 6 you stupid illiterate bumfuck retard.”

Here are some of the ways “females” can accumulate money fast:

Option 1: They can text an indian baljeet guy on social media and get him to buy them free shit for exchange of bobs and vagene pics. Most of these indian guys are dumb as shit and will literally do anything for a woman thats not in india. Right after they ghost him or they can hit up any random guy or old man online who is desperate enough.

Ah, the old “nudes for money” scheme, with some racism added for good measure. A great way to set the tone for the list that follows!

Option 2: they can literally ask any guy for money in public if they arent landwhales and get money instantly. It’s that easy.

Shades of legendary WHTM troll NWOSlave’s theory that women in need of money should simply lie down in the street and cry.

Option 3. They can start an only fans, don’t even have to post nude pics, there are men who are retarded enough to still pay for your subscription.

Option 4. Be a cam girl. It’s the most easiest job in the world and you won’t be shamed for it. “It’s female empowerment”

I think I can see a theme emerging.

Option 5. They can sell their virginity for well over a million dollars. That’s $1,000,000 and yes, there are retarded rich men out there that will buy it.

A tiny handful of woman in the history of the world have managed to (allegedly) sell their her virginities for a million bucks or more. This is a symptom of a society in which some men really have too much money for their own good, not a useful guide for female moneymaking. Removing money from these guys’ bank accounts by any means possible seems a reasonable goal to me.

Option 6. They can charge well over $1,000 an hour for a man to have sex with them, doesnt matter if you’re ugly it will still work. And the woman gets free sex!

FrEe SeX!

Option 7. They can hook up with a rich man if they are above tier 7 and looks and be set for life.

If it’s so easy for women to make money, how come all of Incelius Savage’s scenarios involve men with more money than they know what to do with? Shouldn’t we be asking how exactly these men “earned” their money?

Option 8. They can sell there literal shit. Yes, don’t believe me there are creepo fucks out there that buy shit for well over $500-$1000 per bar.

Dude, if it’s this easy, why not just pretend to be a woman and sell your own shit?

Option 9. Sell there panties. No need to explain this one.

Dude: Buy women’s underwear. Wear it yourself. Spray it lightly with cheap perfume. Sell it online.

Option 10. They can have an abundance of boyfriends giving her money all the time.

This works the other way around too.

Option 11. They can sell their eggs for $5,000 to $10,000 a pop.

And dudes can sell their sperm, without the need for surgery to remove it.

Option 12. They can be a twitch cam whore. No need for an explanation for this one.

Dudes can literally make millions playing video games and blabbing nonsense.

Option 13. Strip. They can easily go strip, ugly or not and make over $6000, $30,000 in a week.

Dude, nothing is stopping you from being a male stripper.

Option 14. Be a prostitute, hey thats free sex for the female and she gets fucking paid!

Isn’t this just Option 6 again? How lazy are you, dude?

Also, dude, you could become a prostitute yourself, see how much you like having sex with gross dudes that no one wants to have sex with.

Option 15. Women get hired on the spot at jobs.

Huh?

Option 16. Women can be maids, babysitters and other female dominated exotic jobs which men can’t have.

BABYSITTERS MAKE LIKE $12 AN HOUR, DUDE, YOU TRY LIVING OFF THAT SHIT. Maids make only a smidgen more than this. While I doubt you’d be able to get hired as a babysitter, because you’re a weird creep, there are certainly jobs for male housekeepers.

What kind of fantasy world do you live in to think that these are good options for earning big money quick?

Option 17. Get child support.

Average child support in the US amounts to about $430 a month. You try getting rich off of that, all while, you know, raising and paying the expenses for another human being.

Option 18. I forgot. but theres a hundred more reasons.

Very convincing. What a completely rock-solid bunch of wealth -maximizing strategies for the average woman.

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Alan Robertshaw
3 months ago

Whinny!

Snowberry
Snowberry
3 months ago

Option 6. They can charge well over $1,000 an hour for a man to have sex with them, doesnt matter if you’re ugly it will still work. And the woman gets free sex!

You can make that kind of money… if you’re a high-end escort, which means being *very* conventionally attractive, have above average acting and conversational skills, have the right connections, and be living in an area with an unusually high concentration of rich people. And even then, you probably won’t make that much from a typical client, more like $300-$600 per hour.

When I was a sex worker, I estimated that I was making around $30-$40 USD per hour on average, taking into account expenses, travel times, and time spent on client negotiations, which is nowhere near “well over $1000”. But despite my efforts to build up a client base, my total “hours” weren’t enough to both pay rent and my cousin’s medical expenses, so even with that kind of pay I had to supplement in other ways.

“And the woman gets free sex” Lolwut, most of my clients only cared about their own pleasure and left me to do most of the work in achieving said pleasure, which I didn’t mind because I was being paid. I don’t put up with that sort of thing from people when the sex is actually free – as in, when I’m doing it with my lovers.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
3 months ago

In related news, a couple of tech bros have decided they can get rich by offering products (unspecified) for sale on a knitting website.

https://www.ecomcrew.com/knitting-com-domain-name-niche-selection/

Knitters everywhere are pointing and laughing. Nothing unites crafters like non-crafty people who think they know more than we do. Especially since these tech bros apparently believe that there aren’t a lot of good knitting sites out there.

*cough*

WEBS
KnitPicks
Ravelry (despite the recent troubles)
KnittingHelp.com
Vickie Howell’s blog
Stephen West
The Yarn Harlot
Every independent yarn shop – their web-fu tends to be quite strong

*cough*

ETA: The above is by no means a definitive list – this is just what I can name off the top of my head without consulting my bookmarks.

Last edited 3 months ago by Victorious Parasol
Moggie
Moggie
3 months ago

@VP, ugh, tech bros. What gets me is they didn’t even have knitting in mind at the outset. They just knew that they wanted to bring their disruptive bro-ness to some business sector, and then looked around for one to choose. I can respect someone who can turn their existing passion into a business (provided it’s non-exploitative), but when you simply want to become a billionaire, and don’t care how you get there, even if it’s in a field in which you have no knowledge or interest? Get in the fucking sea.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
3 months ago

@ Moggie

Yeah, no kidding. And while crafters can get into plenty of fights with each other, when we need to, we can join forces. Like the charity crafting after Hurricane Katrina, or the pussyhats that were made for the women’s march.

The tech bros have NO IDEA what they’ve unleashed.

kupo
kupo
3 months ago

This sounds like it’s going to turn out like those tech bros who wanted to strip the recipes out of blog posts so you don’t have to scroll through the story. Food bloggers banded together and it was what, a couple of days max? before they backed down on the whole idea.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
3 months ago

Mwahahahah.

I admit, some of the food bloggers drive me a bit up the wall with the stories, but it depends on the blogger. I like Once Upon a Chef because she gives a little intro about why you should want to cook THIS recipe (busy night, holiday feast, something you can use to teach your kids how to cook, etc.), and then gets into the steps of making the dish.

LouCPurr
LouCPurr
3 months ago

Back when I was young, shapely, and goth-y, I was offered money for sex by drunk, gropy office-bros coming out of an upscale cocktail bar. They also propositioned the two underaged girls that I’d just chaperoned at a Pantera show. That’s the only time random men have offered me money and it was gross.

GSS ex-noob
GSS ex-noob
3 months ago

Tech bros (and those who want to be) are the woooooorst.

I don’t find it that difficult to scroll through a blog post to get to the recipe if I’m not interested in the story. Which sometimes I am.

@VP: Agreed on the web-fu. I have a friend who I met online before there was even a web, and you BET his shop had a website instantly. Yes — a man who actually knows knitting, unlike these bozos.

Can’t wait for them to lose that $80K (!) they paid for a domain name, and more besides.

Queen of the Harpies
Queen of the Harpies
3 months ago

So this dude’s strategy for “females” basically consists of:

1. Whore yourself out! You get $money$ and fReE sEx!!1

Dude… As others have pointed out, only the really high-class sex workers get loads of cash, and even then, it’s less than you think. And what good is this magical freeee sex when it’s coming from shitty guys who likely see the worker as sub-human and are probably not going to do anything beyond a pump and dump? They only care about their own pleasure, not the woman’s, so there isn’t really much appeal there.

2. If you’re not up for whoring, just sell n00dz! Do sexycams, be a stripper, sell panties, sell your literal crap!

…I’m not even going to comment on that last one, but again, it’s obvious not the goldmine this idiot thinks it is. There’s a ton of free porn on the internet, if somebody’s going to be persuaded to buy it, there needs to be an angle, it needs to provide something they can’t get for free, and even then, I’m doubtful there are that many millionaire porn stars or cam girls rolling in the dough.

3. Fleece a rich guy! Have lots of boyfriends! Get child support!

Yeah, it’s just so easy to find a sugar daddy or twenty to set yourself up for life. If you are a 10/10 white, blonde, curvy, barely legal, underweight supermodel. In case you didn’t notice, shallow men who spend loads of cash on arm candy only want the very hottest women available. Kind of like these MRA/incels dipshits who think even paying attention to any woman who ranks less than a 7 is beneath them–except they aren’t even willing to pay for their Hot Babes, they just expect them to be served up on a silver platter by the government. For some reason. (He mentions “ugly” women can get money from stripping and whoring, but considering the way these dudes would sneer at any Not Hot woman’s attempt to even get a date, I sincerely doubt he means it.)

4. Get “exotic” jobs (WTF?) as babysitters or maids! You’ll be hired on the spot!

This goon cannot be serious. Babysitting? You might earn some pocket change at best. And like most guys, I’m sure he thinks childcare is easy and mostly consists of sitting on the couch and snacking while watching soaps or some bullshit. Childcare is exhausting, especially if you’re trying to really be involved, rather than aforementioned lounging. And I bet he thinks being a maid consists of nothing more than wearing a frilly French Maid uniform cut a little too short, lightly waving around a feather duster, and giggling coyly when the man of the house grabs your ass. You know, not actual cleaning and scrubbing. For a pittance.

5. Just ask any guy for money and (provided you aren’t an ugmo “landwhale”) he’ll just GIVE it to you for free!!!1

Right. I can picture the scenario. A smoking hot babe like I mentioned in #3 struts into view. Young, sexy, blonde, hourglass figure, big boobs, red lips, sultry voice, hotpants and a crop top. She wiggles her way up to the nearest man on the street…

(something dumb)
Sexy Woman: Hey there, handsome. Can I have some money?

Random Guy: Oh, you need some gas money?

Sexy Woman: No.

Random Guy: Bus fare? Not quite enough to buy what you need at the supermarket? Trying to pay your cousin’s bail?

Sexy Woman: No, silly, I just want you to give me some money.

Random Guy: Just… give you some money? For no reason?

Sexy Woman: Look how sexy I am! How can you resist?

Random Guy: Sorry, miss. Gonna go now.

Sexy Woman: Don’t walk away from me! I HAVE BOOBS, YOU MUST OBEY!!!

Random Guy: Walking away faster. Don’t make me call the police, miss.

Other Random Guy: (after watching the spectacle the whole time) Hey baby, I’ll give you some money if you come back with me to my shack apartment…

Sexy Woman: Ugh, get lost, creep! I don’t waste my time on anyone who isn’t at least an 8/10. (pouts and flounces off)

Sorry. I am tired and had a bit too much fun ripping this one to shreds.

Alan Robertshaw
3 months ago

I’ll leave the other threads for serious discussion, but if anyone needs brain bleach, here’s a tweet from a cow sanctuary.

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Queen of the Harpies
Queen of the Harpies
3 months ago

@Alan

Okay, a cow is one of the last animals I expected someone to be able to wrangle into a bathtub (but maybe easier than a cat?), but that is awfully cute.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
3 months ago

@GSS ex-noob

I’m afraid this particular group of tech bros are pretty textbook. One of ’em has been knitting FOR A WHOLE MONTH, after his 6-year-old started learning how to knit. Now, the thing is, if he’d started a blog and called it “Knitting With My Kid,” chronicling the adventures of learning how to do a craft with his child? It would’ve probably become very popular, assuming he can describe their progress in an entertaining manner.

Because that’s the other thing about crafters – we LOVE doing what we do, and we will rush to advise or cheer on any newbie to the craft.

But no. He decided to get together with his bros and drop $80,000 on a domain name after visiting a big-box craft store. (No particular disrespect to Michaels – I bought a lot of yarn there when I was starting out. But my local Michaels locations have some pretty pitiful knitting sections, from my perspective as a knitter who often prefers to spin her own yarn now that she has a Schacht Ladybug.)

So instead of getting the support and encouragement they COULD have gotten from the knitting community, they’re getting egg on their face:

https://www.ecomcrew.com/knitting-community-response/

I especially love the commenter who pointed out that Ravelry has been doing this sort of thing for years, without actually naming Ravelry. But any Rav user can identify “a knitting site built by Cassidy Forbes.”

Moggie
Moggie
3 months ago

A couple of days ago, the lefty yt channel “we’re in hell” released a video called “I Quit & the Role of the Entrepreneur”, which had some choice things to say about the veneration of shitty entrepreneurs. I was going to link to it here, because it’s related to the knitting.com situation, but I see it’s been taken down by a copyright strike. Anyway, I mention it in case it gets restored.

Moggie
Moggie
3 months ago

Remember that paramedic who got doxxed by the NY Post because she had an OnlyFans? Sure, you might be able to supplement your income by stripping for lonely guys online, but it might cost you your day job (and your safety) if your identity gets out.

kupo
kupo
3 months ago

@VP
Big box craft stores are great when you’re starting out! But then you start wanting to make things you’d actually wear.

I keep getting ads for this Afghan blanket subscription box, they send you enough yarn for one tile per month. Which would be great! I’d love to try that! But the yarn is acrylic. No thank you. That one at least had an idea for something I found intriguing. These guys are just, “here’s how we’re going to squeeze money out of grannies”

Last edited 3 months ago by kupo
Moggie
Moggie
3 months ago
Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
3 months ago

@kupo

Exactly! My very very first project (when I was about 6 or 7) was made out of Red Heart. When I started up knitting again (after I married Mr. Parasol), I used Lion Brand. Then I moved on to KnitPicks and Blue Moon and some REALLY tasty yarns I found on Etsy, and I started spinning my own.

There’s no shame in having to keep shopping at big box stores, either. A knitting buddy of mine is on a fixed income and as a mental health assist she knits hats for charity. She uses the cheap yarns, but she has an eye for color and structure, so they turn out lovely.

But there’s shame in assuming the big box stores are all you need to study if you’re wanting to launch a knitting site.

Alan Robertshaw
3 months ago

@ moggie

OT, for Alan:

Oh wow; thank you ever so much for that!

As you can imagine, and possibly why you posted it, I agree with every aspect of that argument.

I would beg to differ on some of the analysis though. I use speciesism unironically; and I don’t see that it’s ‘obviously’ different from other forms of bigotry. Also, I think some Jains might count as absolutists. There are those who wear facemasks so as not to inhale insects, won’t use Dettol, that sort of thing.

But those trivial points aside I’ll be referring this video to a lot of people.

Rebecca
Rebecca
3 months ago

I just listened to the podcast where the lay out their plans. At the end, they expressed their shock and amazement that knitters often use stores that aren’t Amazon! I cannot wait to see these mediocre men crash and burn. I shall be dancing around the fire.

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