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Why is it worse for women to cheat than for men? “Because Penis,” Redditor explains

Cloudy with a chance of … you don’t want to know

By David Futrelle

From the Unpopular Opinions subreddit, a rather ingenious explanation as to why it’s much, much worse for men (well, cis men) to cheat on (cis) women than it is for women to cheat on men:

Girls cheating on guys is 10 times worse than guys cheating on girls because Penis. (self.unpopularopinion) submitted 15 days ago by OpinionManVIP Practically speaking, the main pieces of equipment involved in the act of sex are he penis and the vagina. When a guy cheats and has sex with a different girl, it’s just another hole. Sure maybe it can be tighter, but it’s pretty much the same deal. When a GIRL cheats on a GUY and experiences a new penis, she experiences something different that her boyfriend can NEVER give her. If the guy she’s cheating with is bigger, smaller, or even just shaped in a certain way there are things every guy has in his arsenal that are his signature strengths / weaknesses. And for females, that makes the experience of cheating so much more to be guilty about.

This was an unpopular opinion even for Reddit, with everyone in the comments arguing against this unique insight from OpinionManVIP, who not only seems to have never had sex but also to have never watched any porn. Seriously, dude, if you believe this you are Very Bad at Sex.

H/T — r/TheBluePill

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Steven Dutch
Steven Dutch
4 years ago

eataTree:
Me: Siri, what is “special pleading”?
Siri: (displays this Reddit post)
Me: Oh. I see. Now I understand. Thank you, Siri.
Siri: No problem.

Whenever I hear “no problem” I say “I love a challenge. What do I have to do to BE a problem?”

EJ (The Other One)
4 years ago

I fervently hope that nobody has to suffer through experiencing OpinionManVIP’s penis.

Bina
4 years ago

@WWTH:

I love it when “do your research” is paired with something completely wrong. It really elevates the fail.

Right up alongside “Your a idiot”, eh?

#EJ (TOO):

I fervently hope that nobody has to suffer through experiencing OpinionManVIP’s penis.

Someone probably did, and innocently asked if it was “in yet”.

I’m only guessing, but that probably is what brought this on.

The Adjunct (BECAUSE PENIS)
The Adjunct (BECAUSE PENIS)
4 years ago

“BECAUSE PENIS”

“This is how dicks get so huge, fucking godamnit.”

“Your virginity is used to grow the size of the dick”

Lol, and I’m the one who needs to do some research? Lololololforever

EJ (The Other One)
4 years ago

Someone probably did, and innocently asked if it was “in yet”.

http://www.drugs.com/cg/images/en3033987.jpg

doomcup
doomcup
4 years ago

These people badly need to learn that porn comics and videos aren’t documentaries.

Dan Kasteray
Dan Kasteray
4 years ago

For the most part, these guys are such inept lovers I pity this guys flesh light

calmdown
calmdown
4 years ago

These guys are really overthinking the penis. The truth is, it isn’t nearly as important to most women as they’d like it to be, yet they continue to be surprised when it isn’t the center of the universe to us. They are offended when we won’t sleep with them just because their boner is sad. Sorry guys, your penis just isn’t that important to me! It doesn’t have life-changing powers.

Viscaria
Viscaria
4 years ago

Aw, hi WWTH! Nice to see ya. I am indeed back, and also maybe possibly signed in this time? Edit: Yessssss

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
4 years ago

Y’know, whenever I’ve heard the term “cock worship” before, it’s usually in the context of BDSM. I should remember that other people would use that phrase more … erm … creepily.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Off topic.

No, no, no. Whhhhyyyyy!!!!????

NateHevens
4 years ago

Okay that trailer was kinda terrible…

An off-topic question… is there a way to log in as a commenter here, or do I just have to keep filling out the little form? I swear I remember being logged in as a commenter back when I was slightly more active…

kupo
kupo
4 years ago

@Diego Duarte

Is he assuming this because people featured in porn have larger than average dicks or because he feels his dick size isn’t satisfactory on account of the amount of sex he’s not having?

Yes.

Female Yid
Female Yid
4 years ago

How To Be incredibly Misogynistic Without Saying You Are

calmdown
calmdown
4 years ago

A two hour advertisement for a terrible book plus the same “ha ha, sometimes older people have sex!” jokes we’ve seen a thousand times before? Wow sign me up!

(Their all just Golden Girls wannabes)

calmdown
calmdown
4 years ago

@NateHevens

(Sorry I missed the edit window!) I’ve never been logged in but on my PC it will populate the form fields automatically, so I can just post. However if I am on another device I have to fill it out again.

nparker
nparker
4 years ago

@ Bina

Reminds me of ‘Get a brain, morans!’, that one.

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
4 years ago

@Moggie

dr. ej:

Am I the only one disturbed by the phrasing? A woman “experiences” a penis?

It makes it sound like the penis is just passively there, like a sunset or some cheese.

Snorted coffee; startled cats. Thanks for that!

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
4 years ago

I love that the next suggested video after that Book Club trailer was “10 best horror movies for 2018”.

Kidvelociraptor
4 years ago

(FYI the first paragraph has the genders switched)

Obviously women themselves aren’t a series of interchangeable holes, being people & all, & going down on women is always a different experience. But as a disabled woman with a paralyzed (but still really small) vagina, I kind of do hope most vaginas feel about the same to any given dick. That’s my biggest insecurity when it comes to group sex with a male lover.

whatevermynameis
whatevermynameis
4 years ago

I don’t know about you, but I love how this guy never considers the fact that a woman can be attracted to a man’s, I dunno, personality or something. I’d say that the d00d never quite learned to how to interact with actual human beings, but that’d be kind of an understatement.

Also:

It makes it sound like the penis is just passively there, like a sunset or some cheese.

The more times I read this, the funnier it gets.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
4 years ago

If your ‘signature skill’ is the topography of your junk, then you ain’t shit. Like, cheating is wrong and all, but I ain’t entirely surprised in this case. Cos something tells me the angst here is autobigraphical, call it a hunch…

Bina
4 years ago

It might shock this guy to know that a vagina doesn’t register an awful lot of the shape of any given penis. A clitoris, on the other hand, doesn’t really care how big or small or straight or bent it is, as long as it rubs up against it.

But then again, this guy obviously hasn’t had any sex ed to speak of. Most men who subscribe to the “vaginas are molded by penises” myth haven’t.

Paradoxical Intention: Resident Cheeseburger Slut

Translation: “Because I’m really insecure about the size of my dick, because toxic masculinity tells me I have to have a large penis (and have cis women confirm that) in order to be considered a True Man. So, if a woman sleeps around, it’s possible she’s encountered a bigger dick than mine via Laws of Statistics. Therefore, feeeemales are all horrible for not telling me my penis is not only huge, but the HUGEST.”

Nevermind the fact that most women (from my own experience) don’t really care that much about the size of the ol’ ship, but care more about the captain of the ship. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don’t get me wrong: I’ve identified myself as a “size queen” before, but that’s what dildos are for. If I care about my partner, I’m not really going to care about their genitalia specs, yanno?

Of course, trying to explain to this one that women actually care about men as people would only confuse him. I mean, he only views (cis) women as “interchangeable holes”, so why should he do anything but project that attitude upon women?

Lunetta
Lunetta
4 years ago

Wow Kupo, that was amazing haha

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