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Why is it worse for women to cheat than for men? “Because Penis,” Redditor explains

Cloudy with a chance of … you don’t want to know

By David Futrelle

From the Unpopular Opinions subreddit, a rather ingenious explanation as to why it’s much, much worse for men (well, cis men) to cheat on (cis) women than it is for women to cheat on men:

Girls cheating on guys is 10 times worse than guys cheating on girls because Penis. (self.unpopularopinion) submitted 15 days ago by OpinionManVIP Practically speaking, the main pieces of equipment involved in the act of sex are he penis and the vagina. When a guy cheats and has sex with a different girl, it’s just another hole. Sure maybe it can be tighter, but it’s pretty much the same deal. When a GIRL cheats on a GUY and experiences a new penis, she experiences something different that her boyfriend can NEVER give her. If the guy she’s cheating with is bigger, smaller, or even just shaped in a certain way there are things every guy has in his arsenal that are his signature strengths / weaknesses. And for females, that makes the experience of cheating so much more to be guilty about.

This was an unpopular opinion even for Reddit, with everyone in the comments arguing against this unique insight from OpinionManVIP, who not only seems to have never had sex but also to have never watched any porn. Seriously, dude, if you believe this you are Very Bad at Sex.

H/T — r/TheBluePill

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Nothing is Permanent But Woe
Nothing is Permanent But Woe
4 years ago

….Speechless….

This is so NOT the thread I wanted to be the first commentator on.

But I am.
*Sighs*

eataTREE
eataTREE
4 years ago

Me: Siri, what is “special pleading”?
Siri: (displays this Reddit post)
Me: Oh. I see. Now I understand. Thank you, Siri.
Siri: No problem.

PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
4 years ago

Now, I don’t remember if I got this from a commenter here or elsewhere, but it made me laugh, so I did save it. Apologies for the non-credit; I need to start writing down attribution.

“So having multiple sex partners “stretches out” a vagina…obviously, multiple sex partners wears down a penis. Like sharpening a pencil. Except it probably gets thinner as well.

So, a big penis means that person’s a virgin, and a small penis means they’re a slut. Got it.”

Scildfreja Unnyðnes
Scildfreja Unnyðnes
4 years ago

Never has the opinion of “women are just interchangeable holes with no discernable differences between them” been more clearly laid out. I hope this dude sticks to his fleshlight.

Viscaria
Viscaria
4 years ago

Not only does he think it’s totally cool to cheat on women, but he thinks of women as interchangeable holes?? Someone get me his number! *Wolf whistles*

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
4 years ago

But I thought evopsych teaches us that men are constantly in need of the new and different and that’s why they can’t expected to be monogamous? If a hole is a hole is a hole and they’re all the same and the person attached to the hole doesn’t matter, why can’t they just stick to one?

This also kind of undercuts the popular misogynist theory that having sex with a new man drastically changes the size and shape of the vagina. If all vaginas are basically the same, that means that it doesn’t actually matter if we sleep around, right?

misophistry
misophistry
4 years ago

So dumb. No vaginas for him, he wouldn’t appreciate them.

Godzilla Roberts
Godzilla Roberts
4 years ago

If she truly is experiencing “something her boyfriend can never give her” then maybe it’s for the best she’s found greener grass elsewhere.

And what is it with the holes and the stretching that these guys are just fixated on? o.O

Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

there are things every guy has in his arsenal

“Rose petals, candles, 155mm Howitzer…Let the romance begin!”

kupo
kupo
4 years ago

@PeeVee
Apparently they believe the opposite.
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Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
4 years ago

@Nothing is Permanent But Woe
At least you live up to your username : D

PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
4 years ago

Kupo,

I’ve seen that particular thread before, and I am *truly* staggered at what some people believe.

I swear, I feel like I live in a Monty Python movie, sometimes.

misophistry
misophistry
4 years ago

Kupo that was a fascinating insight into the mind of a trollolol. I say that because I simply cannot accept that they actually believe this. Flat earthers have nothing on this bizzare fantasy.

Overly Long Name
Overly Long Name
4 years ago

Hey guys, sorry for off topic, but is anyone able to talk economics and its relationship to social issues, as well as if how we value economic success vs societal success?

Moggie
Moggie
4 years ago

There are many questions to which “because penis” is the right answer, but not in this case.

Bakunin
Bakunin
4 years ago

A fascinating look into the psyche of the MRA. “Men are all unique and have individual differences, women are literally interchangeable holes.” Generally they dress it up better.

Off-topic: Arrived at the office for appointment, in the middle of a snowstorm, and found out that the scheduler had crashed and deleted my appointment. Hooray

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
4 years ago

I love it when “do your research” is paired with something completely wrong. It really elevates the fail.

Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

There are many questions to which “because penis” is the right answer

“Why isn’t this sword the mightiest”?

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
4 years ago

Now Viscaria’s come back too!?

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Diego Duarte
Diego Duarte
4 years ago

The Olympic levels of mental gymnastics required to achieve such a response are gold level. I would seriously stand up and clap if his opinion wasn’t so disgusting.

@Kupo

That’s a new one… Virginities are used to grow the size of the dick? I am confused where he got that from. Is he assuming this because people featured in porn have larger than average dicks or because he feels his dick size isn’t satisfactory on account of the amount of sex he’s not having?

Amazonia The BBW Dragon, Eater of Alpha Males and Tacos
Amazonia The BBW Dragon, Eater of Alpha Males and Tacos
4 years ago

I’m pretty sure he’s never had sex with a real person. Not shaming his lack of experience though just in awe of the sheer lack of logic.

dr. ej
dr. ej
4 years ago

Am I the only one disturbed by the phrasing? A woman “experiences” a penis?

Ew.

There is so much more to good sex than the shape of your dick.

Weird (America Where Are You Now? Don't You Care About Your Sons And Daughters?) Eddie
Weird (America Where Are You Now? Don't You Care About Your Sons And Daughters?) Eddie
4 years ago

@ PeeVee:

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Moggie
Moggie
4 years ago

dr. ej:

Am I the only one disturbed by the phrasing? A woman “experiences” a penis?

It makes it sound like the penis is just passively there, like a sunset or some cheese.

Bina
4 years ago

Heaven forfend that women should have a basis of comparison between men.

“NO! They’re supposed to be ignorant of all dicks but me, me, ME!”

If you say so, Mr. Stupid Opinion POS, if you say so.

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