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“When you Fap to porn you’re essentially just cucking yourself,” Red Piller explains

Ha ha what a pathetic cuck!

By David Futrelle

Pickup artist types tend to look on masturbation as a stumbling block in the way of true Red Pill greatness. If you’re not sexually frustrated pretty much all the time, you see, you’ll never have the “discipline” necessary to learn and try to use all the creepy sex-getting tactics taught in places like the Red Pill subreddit.

Naturally, Red Pillers get pretty inventive in coming up with reasons why masturbation is bad. But few have been quite so inventive as a devoted Red Pill Reddit no-Fapper called, ironically, faplordxd.

In a comment on the Red Pill subreddit today, he explains that

when you Fap to porn you’re essentially just cucking yourself because you’re jerking off to another guy fucking “your girl” so it makes you beta

Ingenious!

Happily. though I’m not sure faplordxd fully recognizes it, this logic can be extended to pretty much every situation in which you’re watching or reading about or hearing about someone doing something that you’re not doing.

If you’re watching the Superbowl, you’re Superbowl-Cucking yourself because YOU’RE NOT PLAYING IN THE SUPERBOWL.

When you’re reading about whoever invented the Post-it inventing the Post-it, you’re Post-it-Cucking yourself because YOU COULD BE INVENTING THE POST-IT!

When you notice your cat licking its own butt you are Cat-Butt-Cucking yourself because YOU COULD BE LICKING YOUR CAT’S BUTT!

Ok, that last example wasn’t such a good one.

But the point is simple: unless you want to be a cuck, you should either do EVERYTHING ALL OF THE TIME or maybe just staple your eyes and ears and mouth shut. That’s the ALPHA way.

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LeftWingFox
LeftWingFox
4 years ago

Talk about cartoon villain stupidity… I was just writing about a sleazy character who thought like this, and he didn’t come across nearly as cartoonish as this red pillock.

Ami
Ami
4 years ago

Does this apply to eroge games? Or even games? Like, if I’m the player doing a thing, am I cucking myself by not directly using my charisma stats to charm a pile of pixels, or does it count?

Protip: Answering this question breaks your frame. 😉

Makroth - wild west firecracker window-smashing soap-averse unionized cowboy Jacobin from Hell
Makroth - wild west firecracker window-smashing soap-averse unionized cowboy Jacobin from Hell
4 years ago

Does this apply to Solo? POV? F/F? M/M? So many questions.

Viscaria the Cheese Hog
Viscaria the Cheese Hog
4 years ago

when you Fap to porn you’re essentially just cucking yourself because you’re jerking off to another guy fucking “your girl” so it makes you beta

Have you considered:

1) Sex workers don’t belong to you

2) Women you want to have sex with don’t belong to you

3) No woman belongs to you

Laugher at Bigots, Low-T Inbetweener Weener

When you’re watching someone else hunt the mammoth, you’re mammoth-hunt-cucking yourself, because YOU COULD BE HUNTING THE MAMMOTH! Any vestige of meaning that the word “cuck” ever had is now lost.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
4 years ago

when you Fap to porn you’re essentially just cucking yourself

The cuck was within you all along…

you’re jerking off to another guy fucking “your girl” so it makes you beta

He’s using quotes as if he doesn’t absolutely believe this. Guaranteed this dude thinks his favorite actresses belong to him

ninjad by Viscaria

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
4 years ago

/ Looks at this post
/ Look at exhentai.org account favorites

Heh heh heh, oh the inappropriate questions I can spin from this…

@kupo
Cops are literally dragging people’s disabled grandmothers out of a building who just want Mitch McConnell to stop being a mass murdering monster. What’s comforting is that the amount of replies being horrified and disgusted by the cops and Mitch far FAR outnumbers the trolls.

kupo
kupo
4 years ago

@Oogly
Also, the White House doesn’t want reporters reporting on the press conference. They also don’t want reporters reporting on the announcement that they can’t report on the press conference. http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/06/22/white_house_press_conference_no_camera_notice_is_not_reportable_white_house.html
This is one of the most recursive news stories ever.

Lea
Lea
4 years ago

RPer watches a cooking show:
“Damnit Martha! Those are my crepes! Stop crepe cucking me! *sobs*”

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
4 years ago

@kupo
Huh? Just huh?

This post originally identified Thursday as Tuesday. It’s been a long week.

Understatement of the year.

Dan Kasteray
Dan Kasteray
4 years ago

Recently I read a bit of a parody of 1984 where about ten years after the events of the book, the English language has broken down so badly that big Brother’s regime collapsed like the former USSR.

Obrien’s famous phrase, “Picture a boot stamping on a human face, forever,” in the new language became “Big Brother Will Faceboot all years.”

That’s what these guys have been reduced to. MGTOW will Faceboot all years.

Ray of Rays
Ray of Rays
4 years ago

@ Ami

Presumably, you should actually engage in tantric sex in order to tie your prana capacity to someone else’s and unlock your ultimate magic. Doing otherwise is just Fate-Stay-cucking yourself.

ow, my frame!

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
4 years ago

Cuck Fate
Unlimited Cuck Works
Cuck’s Feels

“I am the cuck of my sword
  Cuck is my body and cuck is my blood
  I have created over a thousand cucks
  Unknown to cuckdeath
  Nor known to cucklife
  Have withstood pain to create many cucks
  Yet those hands will never hold anything
  So, as I pray, Unlimited Cuck Works.”

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
4 years ago

As long as we’re sharing off topic horribad stories, Bill Cosby is going to be holding MRA town hall meetings across the country on avoiding “false” rape accusations.

http://dlisted.com/2017/06/22/no-this-is-not-a-headline-from-the-onion/#more-259861

(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
4 years ago

You know somebody is laughably pathetic when a fucking Toy Story quote sums them up: “You are a sad, strange little man”.

(NOT that there’s anything wrong with certain senses of sad, strange little men or Toy Story, mind you)

Lea
Lea
4 years ago

That evil p.o.s.

Cohen the Librarian
Cohen the Librarian
4 years ago

Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
A chicken that walks like a duck
Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
Go cuck yourself
You’re so far up yourself
You think they belong to you
You really think they do
Live just for your own delight
When you’re fapping at the sight
At them carrying on the way they do
With another someone
Who sadly isn’t you

Schnookums Von Fancypants, GloboThermoNuclearHomo
Schnookums Von Fancypants, GloboThermoNuclearHomo
4 years ago

This is really just some revival of the Dada movement, isn’t it? It’s like…anti-thought.

BGHilton
4 years ago

I see that the word ‘cuck’ continues it’s evolution from ‘least insulting insult ever’ to ‘word that means both everything and nothing’.

Also, the story of the invention of the post it? Actually pretty interesting.

https://www.thoughtco.com/history-of-post-it-note-1992326

Ami
Ami
4 years ago

Presumably, you should actually engage in tantric sex in order to tie your prana capacity to someone else’s and unlock your ultimate magic. Doing otherwise is just Fate-Stay-cucking yourself.

I should really do anything Fate/Stay related sometime so I can get this. @_@;; All I know about the series is that it’s highlander but kinda like Persona and the blonde lady is the star unless it’s a car brand and then the blue haired maid bleeds him a sweater of blood and he still goes for the other lady.

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
4 years ago

That goddamned evil fucking goblin McConnell. Goddamned Republicans. Fucking devils incarnate.

Stupid, stupid voters. There is no goddamned excuse for this shit.

THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THIS CALLOUS DISREGARD OF LIFE!!!

I am so goddamned angry right now. So very, very angry.

History Nerd
History Nerd
4 years ago

Re: The weev stuff

I saw an article in a conservative ministry journal that said the current legal situation around marriage was making it difficult for wives to “submit” to their husbands. Couples were defaulting to more egalitarian relationships and making more decisions together, even if they had very conservative views. The “submitting” was easier to stick to when a woman was legally her father’s and then her husband’s property (the “conservative” approach) or when minors had rights and a woman was considered a minor in her husband’s household (the “progressive” approach in the 19th century).

So yes, weev can’t expect his allies to practice his preferred form of patriarchy as long as we have modern marriage laws.

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
4 years ago
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