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How to tell if a guy on Tinder is secretly a raging misogynist … in one easy step!

You shouldn’t have

By David Futrelle

Ladies! If you’ve ever wondered how to tell if a guy you spot on a dating site is actually a creepy MGTOW or some other breed of raging misogynist, here’s one foolproof technique! Check to see if he posts a profile like this:

Form a line, ladies!

If you read the above profile closely, you will see several subtle clues that the guy writing it doesn’t really like women very much. For example, EVERY SINGLE THING THE GUY WROTE except for the bits about sushi and mini golf, though he probably thinks that women are inherently inferior at mini golf because they can’t visualize in three dimensions or something.

The weird thing is that the sort of guys who would post something like this are not only not joking; they actually think something like this would work.

When one fellow posted an uncensored version of this pic to the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit recently, the regulars mostly agreed that he was totally right about women:

“He’s not wrong,” wrote someone called DonaldTrumpsWaifu. “He gave them reality check,” added JFK7878.

Tylermagnus, meanwhile, tried to explain just why the Tinder poster was so totally right. 

[H]e couldn’t have been more honest.

Society makes girls into the dumb entitled no social skill having, walking vagina’s …

When a girl becomes 13 years old. She’s already bombarded by society to have a social media account. The first few butt pictures are posted. And the wave of validation starts to kick in. At first she loves the attention. Couple of years later. She feels like a diva that we see today. Entitled, spoiled, non effort type of girls.

At this juncture. The cock carasoul [sic] is already in full motion. First few dozen boys have already used up those walls. In reality she is no different than the other girls. But in her mind. She’s still that special girl.

I’m not exactly sure Mr. Magnus understands how “those walls” work, or much of anything really. But that didn’t stop the MGTOW subreddit regulars from giving him 75 upvotes.

Indeed, more than a few of the regulars suggested that telling women “the truth” like this would give the ladies what the most repulsive dudes on earth like to call “gina tingles.”

“thats some next level shit right there,” wrote someone called nofapjar. “wish i thought of doing that, back when i did use tinder.”

“Publically they would shame him for being a misogynist but many of them are getting wet reading this…” Muginns assured his fellow MGTOWs, getting even more upvotes than tylermagus for this, er, insight.

“I bet he gets tons of offers,”added RedFoxOnFire.

Women no doubt flock to him in hopes of being the “special” one. If he sleeps with them, then they aren’t diseased ridden aging snowflakes.

A few commenters who had actually tried a “strategy” like that of our Tinder hero here threw cold water on these delusions.

“I used something similar on POF, basically saying that I was a man, not a servant and I voted for Trump,” wrote NegitiveMA. “I got only hate messages. But I live in a college town full of blue haired fatasses.”

futmut had a similarly sad tale of failure:

I did the same on my Tinder profile…

I wrote in my bio…”Searching for those girls that keep riding cockcarousels for years but they write on their bio NO ADVENTURES”

Guess what? Not a single match out of 500 right swipes…deleted my bio and got already matches on the first 50 right swipes…

Women doesnt like to listen to the hard truth…they are deceiving POS and logic is something abstract to them…

Nonetheless, several commenters reported that their Tinder hero’s profile — which has apparently been circulating on 4chan and elsewhere for some time — has become a “copypasta.”  That is, dudes are actually pasting the text into their own dating site profiles — some just to annoy all the women who read it, others because some tiny part of their hatey brain thinks it just might work.

Sometimes I think that men were a mistake.

H/T — r/TheBluePill

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Angry Since 11/09/2016
Angry Since 11/09/2016
5 years ago

In other news….
Raging misogynists utilize date site in hopes of getting tail, abusing women and giving sushi and mini golf a bad name.

occasional reader
occasional reader
5 years ago

Hello.

carasoul

Ha, remember me of caramail (but not caramel, even if this was what the original pun was intended for). Bah.

Also i like sushi and mini-golf

Maybe he thinks persons read only the last line ? In all case, it is still better than “Also, i have sweets and mini-van, so come my pretty”.

When i was trying online dating (in France. I have tried Amoureux.com and MeeticAffinity, the first free, the second with a fee), we never had the possibility to see the other persons identifying as man, so i can not tell if we have equivalent in France. However, outside of crook profiles, there were woman profiles made by men (it was a basic counsel in online PUA circles, supposedly to see what other men tend to use as online bio and pick-up lines, and re-use them for your own profit). I let you imagine/guess what kind of photo and/or bio/infos were used. Yeah, when you disrespect a genre, you are hardly qualified to try and mimic it. Maybe it was only working with other online PUA, and thus creating some kind of infernal infinite loop ?

Have a nice day.

FabianPrewett
FabianPrewett
4 years ago

Also:

When a girl becomes 13 years old. She’s already bombarded by society to have a social media account. The first few butt pictures are posted. And the wave of validation starts to kick in. At first she loves the attention. Couple of years later. She feels like a diva that we see today. Entitled, spoiled, non effort type of girls.

At this juncture. The cock carasoul [sic] is already in full motion. First few dozen boys have already used up those walls. In reality she is no different than the other girls. But in her mind. She’s still that special girl.

Dude. Have you tried. Writing complete sentences. With no period. After just three words? You sound. Like someone. From the William Shatner. School of Acting!

I mean, it’s amazing how many women (including sad ol’ 20-years-past-the-wall me) will reject you just for your poor writing skills alone. Because behind. All that abortive. Sentence structure. Is an abortive. MIND.

*FabianPrewett Stands and Applauds* [Figuratively speaking as I struggle to stand IRL]

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