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MGTOW Memeday: Crushed by the wheels of Ladies’ Night

The meme-maker forgot to include "Graphic Designer: No one will hire him"
The meme-maker forgot to include “Graphic Designer: $0 yr. No one will hire him”

Say what you will about the meme-makers at the Going GHOST – MGTOW Facebook page, but you have to give them credit for one thing: their laser-like focus on the issues that truly matter to men.

And I don’t mean silly frivolous fluff like prison rape or workplace safety or prostate cancer. No, I mean the issues that REALLY matter. Like ladies night. And hot chicks playing video games in their underwear.

Let’s take a look at these and other totally important issues they raise.

1) Females today being a bunch of ugly lesbians

Do not dispute this highly scientific chart
Do not dispute this highly scientific chart

2) The aforementioned Ladies Night

Time to be flaky with da boys!
Time to be flaky with da boys!

3) Hot babes playing video games in their underwear

Well, the dudes are free to play video games in their underwear as well
How exactly DO you get attention while playing video games by yourself in your underwear? (Asking for a friend.)

4) Hot babes getting more “likes” on Facebook for their cosplay pics than I got for my totally awesome Batman costume, no, I’m not bitter

Also, she's oppressing men with her butt
Also, she’s oppressing men with her butt

5) Women dressing up as sexy Darth Vader even though they probably don’t even know who he is, probably!

Also, this costume is totally inauthentic as the real Darth Vader did not have a boob window
The real Darth Vader did not have a boob window

6) Females doing Yoga wrong, and also having jobs and voting

Yoga is supposed to be about RELAXATION YOU DAMN WOMEN AND YOUR DAMN BUTTS AGAIN
Also, women doing downward dog are oppressing men with their butts

Clearly the only way to deal with a society this corrupt is to Go Your Own Way and live a life of quiet dignity like Henry David Thoreau devote all your free time to yelling about how women suck on the internet.

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kupo
kupo
5 years ago

@dslucia
I figured it was a knock on how unlady-like the women on here are.

dslucia
dslucia
5 years ago

@kupo:

Well, I bet it was both. If he’s been here “many times” then he ought to know that everyone here isn’t just a woman, and since manospherians hate women and men and don’t acknowledge the existence of anyone else…

PocketNerd
PocketNerd
5 years ago

My name really is Pocket Nerd: Pocket Julian Nerd IV. (It’s an old family name and my family is very traditional — both my mothers and all three of my fathers.)

I post under my real name in defiance of the abuse I am likely to receive from people who hate nerds, pockets, and Julians.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
5 years ago

I post under an alias because I don’t want anyone finding out my real name is Bamboo Harvester.

Bina
5 years ago

Tim, nobody here thinks about you at all. Except to breathe a huge sigh of relief when you finally stick your flounce (or get bounced by David, whichever comes first).

Sorry to disappoint you, but nobody reads walls of cut-and-paste BS, much less mulls over it thinking “hmmm, maybe that asshole has a point!”. Even I skimmed it to get to the better stuff below you. And I have a long attention span.

JoeB
JoeB
5 years ago

I am actually a Joe B, though my name is so generic I could spell it all out and it’d still be hard to track me down.

OoglyBoggles
OoglyBoggles
5 years ago

Tim my real name is CatPlant Li Chu. I was sent from the SouthEast Asian Alliance to infiltrate the American feminist sphere and learn of contemporary feminist and MRA thoughts and behaviors. Right now as you speak my superiors are already finding more ways to spread the word of FemWO.

GrumpyOld SocialJusticeMangina
GrumpyOld SocialJusticeMangina
5 years ago

@Tim: I thought “dipshit” was a very accurate diagnosis. Everything you say has been said here many, many times, and none of it gets any less false in repetition. For example, men get longer prison sentences in part because they tend to have longer criminal records which include much greater violence. Men pay more alimony because they tend to make more money and tend not to take anything close to the same day-to-day responsibility for their children.
We get that you don’t like the trend toward women getting closer to equality in society — and that trend isn’t going to change — so it would be much better for your mental health and for peace in society if you would, in fact, Go Your Own Freakin’ Way as soon as humanly possible.

Rabid Rabbit
Rabid Rabbit
5 years ago

A troll, a troll! Woo-hoo, a… Oh, wait. It’s just one of those again. Sigh. There I was getting excited.

Where have all the good trolls gone, long time passing?
Where have all the good trolls gone, long time ago?
Where have all the good trolls gone?
Mammoths mocked them every one.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

Where have all the mammoths gone, long time passing?
Where have all the mammoths gone, long time ago?
Where have all the mammoths gone?
Manly men killed them every one.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

Where have all the manly men gone, long time passing?
Where have all the manly men gone, long time ago?
Where have all the manly men gone?
Women cucked them every one.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

Where have all the women gone, long time passing?
Where have all the women gone, long time ago?
Where have all the women gone?
Turned to feminism every one.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

Where have all the fem’nists gone, long time passing?
Where have all the fem’nists gone, long time ago?
Where have all the fem’nists gone?
Dingbats trolled them every one.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

Where have all the good trolls gone, long time passing?
Where have all the good trolls gone, long time ago?
Where have all the good trolls gone?
Mammoths mocked them every one.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

Ok, so that got away from me and doesn’t actually make much sense. Apologies to anyone who likes the song.

One thing I did notice in passing in the copypasta, though, is the claim that women were handed equality on a platter the moment they asked for it. I still haven’t stopped laughing at the thought of what Emmeline Pankhurst would say to that.

Paradoxical Intention - Resident Cheeseburger Slut

Tim | July 29, 2016 at 5:45 pm

“I guess Timmy thinks that if he repeats it enough times, we’ll all just stop being feminists or something, and possibly sleep with him and then never call him again and let him do whatever he wants but still clean his house and raise his children without asking for child support?”

You just pointed out the feminist strategy – and blamed it on men. Typical.

NO U.

Seriously though, why didn’t Katie inform me of this change in strategy? I thought we were still sending men to the dangerous bon bon mines, not sleeping with them and then having their kids and leaving them alone forever???

No really, I’m being totes serious now, how would this work as a “feminist strategy”, Timmy? Please, I’m inviting you to mansplain this to me, a feminist, feminine-presenting person.

Because I’m pretty sure what I described is the exact opposite of what a lot of feminists want. We don’t want to stop being feminists, and we certainly don’t want to sleep with you, let alone raise your kids.

Do you even have reading comprehension, bro? Or did you just kinda skim it and then filled in the blanks with what you thought I said?

Fabe
Fabe
5 years ago

Awww,feeling oppressed Timmy? Well here’s a song about your stuggle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk6gjqMrOy8

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
5 years ago

Julian’s sliding down now. Phryne’s been replaced…

Mish
Mish
5 years ago

@Pocket Nerd – I laughed so hard at your comment that I had a coughing fit and scared the kitties.

I, too, courageously post under my real name and in fact my real picture; I am indeed a criminally adorable anime character. It’s a strategic double-bluff.

btw, Scildfreja, if you’re reading, you are missed 🙂

ViolinlessHoax
ViolinlessHoax
5 years ago

U.S. academic linguistics culture is in a descriptivist phase, so while the misspelling may have been meant as an insult, a real linguist would probably be the least insulted of anyone in the meme at having it attributed to them.

Ugh, descriptivism! So gauche, so pedestrian, so etc etc… I got tired of my own joke mid-sentence, so never mind.

Question: Is “da” instead of “the” used so much in common American English though that descriptivists consider it a correctness condition? I would literally not know (being one, not American, and two, not a linguist) but from what I can hear in popular media that doesn’t seem to be the case.

Fabe
Fabe
5 years ago

how do we embed video?

Bina
5 years ago

One thing I did notice in passing in the copypasta, though, is the claim that women were handed equality on a platter the moment they asked for it. I still haven’t stopped laughing at the thought of what Emmeline Pankhurst would say to that.

I want to see this silver platter. Where is this miraculous vessel of instant equality enshrined? Because somehow, I get the feeling that I’ll have to start saving a few of my feminine 77-cent dollars to make that pilgrimage…

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
5 years ago

I am truly a Victorious Parasol. With ruffles.

kupo
kupo
5 years ago

Now my mental image of PocketNerd is Dr. Julian Bashir from DS9.

Handsome "These Pretzels Suck" Jack (formerly Pandapool)

I post under an alias because I don’t want anyone finding out my real name is Bamboo Harvester.

You..aren’t a panda are you?

EDIT: PocketNerd, you shall be missed.

JoeB
JoeB
5 years ago

Imo Julian is the most interesting Roman Emperor.

PocketNerd
PocketNerd
5 years ago
Reply to  kupo

Thus Spake Zarakupo:

Now my mental image of PocketNerd is Dr. Julian Bashir from DS9.

If only I were so handsome and talented.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
5 years ago

@ joeb

Imo Julian is the most interesting Roman Emperor.

Surely it was Eliga…Egileb…Ebileg….Sod it. You’re right, let’s go with Julian.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
5 years ago

@ handsome jack

You..aren’t a panda are you?

Nope, that’s your gig, so definitely won’t intrude.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
5 years ago

@Hoax
‘Da’ is often used to phonetically spell ‘the’ in the African American Vernacular or Ebonics. It seems, both in writing and speaking, to be more used by those mimicking the dialect than actual speakers. We tend to just spell out ‘the’. Easier that way. At best, it’s an extremely rare corruption (or if there’s a better, descriptivist word than ‘corrution’)

Also not a linguist, BTW

The Thousand Cock Stare
The Thousand Cock Stare
5 years ago

I have a confession to make.

I admit that I probably haven’t seen a thousand dicks. A few hundred maybe, if ones on the internet count, but not a thousand. I’m working on it, but there’s only so many hours in a day and I have better things to do than look at dick pics 24/7.

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