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Evo Psych Sunday: “Women have an amorality similar to lower evolved animals that steal.”

Prehistoric women gathering foodstuffs.
Prehistoric women gathering foodstuffs.

So over on MGTOWforums — the festering hive of misogyny that is the internet’s largest forum for so-called Men Going Their Own Way — one of the regulars was so impressed with the Evo-Psychy insights of a YouTube commenter by the name of Moe that he decided to share them with the gang there. And I have decided to share them with you.

Brace yourself, though, because Moe is bringing some hardcore SCIENCE to the topics of feminism being awful and why women are such terrible selfish child-murdering monsters.

Moe starts off with some MGTOW basics:

Feminism is a natural development of women’s desire to hate, manipulate, exploit, and discriminate against men for women’s personal gain.

Yes, Moe, but why?

Women do not and cannot love men.

Dang. That’s rough.

Women only like gathering stuff, because they are biologically driven to gather as much stuff as possible. Women actually get an emotional rush from buying stuff and receiving stuff. They do not get the same rush from creating, achieving, or earning stuff.

Oh, because cavewomen were gatherers! You can’t argue with SCIENCE like that. Mostly because it isn’t science. It’s just words arranged in such a way that they sound vaguely like science to people who have no idea what science is.

Women see men as their competitors (advisories) and providers of resources. This all means women have an amorality similar to lower evolved animals that steal or do anything possible to procure resources.

Uh, so pretty much all animals then? I mean, evolutionarily speaking, animals basically need to do two things: they need to survive and reproduce, and eating is sort of essential to the first task.

Also, if you’re trying to relate womens’ interest in buying things with their role as gatherers in hunter-gatherer societies, wouldn’t that mean that men would be similarly interested in killing and eating stuff? How is killing and eating animals any less amoral than, you know, picking berries?

The government provides them with an opportunity to force employers, all men, their men (yes they like to cuckold), education institutions, and even other women to provide for them.

Wait, how did we get from gathering to cuckolding?

IMO Many women do not feel the need to have children. When big daddy government will take care of women from birth to death, then women will have less or no child(ren). Children were just an old age policy for women: something to use when their man-slave dropped dead.

Yeah, women carefully arranged all that pregnancy and childbirth stuff with Mother Nature — also a woman! — so they’d have children and grandchildren to sponge off of.

Women also used to practice infanticide overwhelmingly on little girls throughout history, because those little girls provided less future utility (use) to the the woman. Also boys are easier to manipulate and will be needed asap if their man-slaves drops dead quickly.

So, killing girls is actually a form of discrimination against … men.

The modern divorce laws in western nations also allow women to get the greatest utility from the ex-husband through holding the child(ren) hostage, while having multiple new men to exploit for even more resources and other benefits. This is the reason for the high divorce rate. Women do not want or need men, and given the option they will be happier acquiring more stuff from government, multiple men, and the babies daddy.

Never mind that welfare payments are dinky and that roughly 30% of custodial mothers don’t receive any of the child support money they’re owed.

The real fatal flaw of feminism, all women doing this in mass creates a situation where the population declines, while the welfare system increases. These women are illogical, because they just assume: men will continue to put up with their shit … .

Oh, dear. Is the apocalypse near at hand? I have the strange feeling that the apocalypse is near at hand.

Well, welcome to the new reality women: almost 25% of you will never be married. Discriminating against men pisses them off and drives them from education and work, so your hypergamous needs will be unfulfilled. The single men will produce less, so the government will receive less. Employers will leave the country, in order to flee high regulations, taxation, and lower productivity female employees.

And here it comes, right on schedule!

Women have less desire to produce as much as men, so they are inefficient employees in comparison. Lower standards and female accommodations also lower business productivity, and increase costs.

Oh no! Damn those lazy women.

Hey, while you’re at it, can you work lazy brown people into the mix somehow?

The government will increase immigration, because it needs more slaves to pay the growing women’s needs, but the new slaves are of a different culture that does not value the 40-60 hour week westernize male slave system. Also, the immigrants will take full advantage of your welfare system more so than the natives.

Thanks! Misogyny and racism, two great tastes that taste great together!

Welcome to a diminishing economy, where less men will give a shit about women. Your wants will increase, but the resources will decrease. Haha I am going to love seeing the world turn to shit in the next few years!

Well, I guess we can’t argue with SCIENCE.

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kittehserf
12 years ago

Not to mention having to sit around and wait for new ammo! (at my age that could be 6-10 weeks, lol)

bwargh I just snorted tuna sammich out my nose

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
12 years ago

Pecunium — other than the obvious issue with it, did you want to scream “you’re getting sniped from the bushes dumbasses, sneak up behind us!!”?

eli
eli
12 years ago

@kittehs

Ouch 🙁 sorry

Robert
Robert
12 years ago

Speaking of menstrual blood, the SF writer Connie Willis wrote a short story about twenty years ago, “Even the Queen”. It was set in a near future in which advances in hormonal medicine had rendered menstruation entirely optional. This single development had altered gender relations and society in general to a considerable extent, particularly as non-menstruating women didn’t get pregnant.

Interesting story. Some of the regulars here might enjoy it.

Full disclosure – I have only a theoretical knowledge of the phenomenon, despite having had three sisters. I have no idea how that happened.

Robert
Robert
12 years ago

I meant my minimal knowledge, not how the sisters happened. I KNOW how my sisters happened.

kittehserf
12 years ago

@kittehs

Ouch 🙁 sorry

You ib forgiben

Bina
Bina
12 years ago

BRB, going to look up that story. Thanks, Robert!

eli
eli
12 years ago

@Robert

I’m pretty sure that day is here with many formulations of hormonal birth control these days. If you’re a candidate for them.

But I’ll probably try to see if I can track down the story. I’ve read all of Willis’ books, but none of her stories. Thanks for the rec.

drst
drst
12 years ago

Not to mention having to sit around and wait for new ammo! (at my age that could be 6-10 weeks, lol)

Hey nobody said it had to be your own menstrual blood. The guy doesn’t need to know it’s not yours, particularly if using the squirt gun approach.

Why women are tougher than men: a woman wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her first thought is, “Dammit, now I have to do laundry!” — someone on Tumblr other than me.

emilygoddess
emilygoddess
12 years ago

the SF writer Connie Willis wrote a short story about twenty years ago, “Even the Queen”. It was set in a near future in which advances in hormonal medicine had rendered menstruation entirely optional.

My experiences with both Depo-Provera and Mirena suggest that the future is here for about 50% of the uterati. Thank heaven, too, because endometriosis fucking sucks.

Bina
Bina
12 years ago

“Dammit, now I have to do laundry!”

Too effin’ true.

sparky
sparky
12 years ago

I meant my minimal knowledge, not how the sisters happened. I KNOW how my sisters happened.

And I was about to break out my awkward, “When a mommy and daddy love each other very much” speech.

eli
eli
12 years ago

Hey nobody said it had to be your own menstrual blood. The guy doesn’t need to know it’s not yours, particularly if using the squirt gun approach.

What am I supposed to do, hang out in the ladies’ restroom at the Whole Foods and go “psst, you gonna empty your cup? Can I have it?”

Even the Queen by Connie Willis [PDF]

drst
drst
12 years ago

@eli – I was thinking we could create a bank program, like the opposite of a sperm bank. Yours works too, though.

kittehserf
12 years ago

Why women are tougher than men: a woman wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her first thought is, “Dammit, now I have to do laundry!” — someone on Tumblr other than me.

Bwahahahahaha!

What am I supposed to do, hang out in the ladies’ restroom at the Whole Foods and go “psst, you gonna empty your cup? Can I have it?”

Nah, the Feminist Hivemind will organise collections and a central depot.

My experiences with both Depo-Provera and Mirena suggest that the future is here for about 50% of the uterati. Thank heaven, too, because endometriosis fucking sucks.

Pretty much the same story with supposed 21-day pills, too. I read not that long ago (can’t remember where) that the idea women have to bleed every month is a bit of a furphy. Don’t know how true that is.

Also, are the uterati the service class to the Furrinati?

And I was about to break out my awkward, “When a mommy and daddy love each other very much” speech.

😯

You mean we weren’t brought to the door by Ceiling Cat?

Bina
Bina
12 years ago

You guys, I am DYING over here! 😆

LBT
LBT
12 years ago

RE: Bina

Facials? Where do they get the idea that we LIKE being treated with indignity? Especially during sex?

Um, can we divorce the shitty aspects of the porn industry from certain sex acts? Some people really are into that shit; the problem is when people mistake fantasy for reality and forcibly involve people in their fantasies without asking. Facials on their own aren’t inherently dehumanizing.

(Still trying to think of an appropriate female equivalent to facial ejaculation. Best I could do is pee on his head.)

Also, some women can ejaculate. So I figure the equivalent to facial ejaculation is… facial ejaculation.

eli
eli
12 years ago

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kittehserf
12 years ago

LBT – does porn (or mainstream porn at least) ever have a non-degrading context for facials and the like? I get that the act isn’t inherently degrading, but isn’t that how it’s commonly read? And would douchebrats like the one who started this conversation have a clue about any other contexts?

The thing that disturbs me a bit with “X act is not necessarily degrading” is that it can too easily slide into the “how dare you angry feminists object to any sex act in any context evah!” shit the misogynists trot out. Yes, there are exceptions to every rule but that doesn’t mean mainstream, probable reactions should be dismissed either, does it?

kittehserf
12 years ago

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wordsp1nner
wordsp1nner
12 years ago

Chiming in on the birth control…

When I was on regular birth control pills I would often taken them for months straight, not bothering with the damn sugar pills, and I wouldn’t menstruate until I stopped taking them (either for a planned break or because I forgot to take them for more than a day–and God, was that annoying).

I loved not menstruating, but I’ve been off for a year and finally have regular periods sans birth control. I think it is because I gained weight–I wasn’t technically underweight before, but I did weigh about as much as I did when I started menstruating…

wordsp1nner
wordsp1nner
12 years ago

I miswrote my email in the comment above, David. It isn’t a sockpuppet (and that email doesn’t exist).

10knives
10knives
12 years ago

“(Still trying to think of an appropriate female equivalent to facial ejaculation. Best I could do is pee on his head.)”

Uh, cunnilingus? I mean, it’s right in zir face when she climaxes, right? Wouldn’t that kinda…glaze ya?

Then again, I never saw the point of facials myself. Why not end the blowjob in her mouth? ‘Tis cleaner, more intense, more intimate…

Then again, still a virgin.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
12 years ago

Please don’t summon that sad asshole who was banging on about squirting back again.

(Not that he’d ever give oral, he’d probably consider the very suggestion an insult to his mighty penis.)