Now, some WEAK ASS BETA MANGINAS think that you shouldn’t deliberately annoy waitstaff because, you know, they’re human beings like you and me simply trying to get through their work day, and why the fuck would you want to deliberately make their lives worse for no good reason, that sounds kind of pointlessly rude, I mean what the hell’s wrong with you? Heck, even I used to think that. But that was before I discovered the RED PILL subreddit.
That’s right, ALPHA DOGS, we’re returning to that wondrous place we first visited last month to learn some more TIGHT ASS GAME to use on the hot babes. Specifically, we’re going to be learning some TIGHT-ASS KNIFE GAME. No, I’m not talking about stabbing anyone, fellas, except maybe “stabbing” some hot young babe with your you-know-what later, if you know what I mean, wink wink nudge nudge nudge?
(You do know what I mean, right? By “you-know-what” I mean your penis, and I’m trying to suggest that if you master KNIFE GAME you may later have the opportunity to have consensual sexual intercourse with a young woman, which is something that someone might colloquially refer to as “stabbing” due to the regular thrusting of the penis into the vagina that is a central feature of coitus.)
Anyway, KNIFE GAME involves actual knives. DINNER KNIVES, whoooo!
I learned all about it from a cool Red Pill dude called ATowne who wrote up a totally ALPHA DOG FIELD REPORT for his RED PILL ALPHA BUDDIES about how he totally scored some points with some totally hot waitresses and like even got one of their NAMES!
Because waitresses love customers who take advantage of the leverage they have over them as customers to just fuck with them. And they especially love it when these customers are ALPHA DOG ASSHOLES trying to get into their PANTS. Because that is such a TOTALLY ORIGINAL MOVE as well as being ALPHA AS FUCK. Trust me, NO ONE HAS EVER DONE IT BEFORE. Except maybe a couple of these RED PILL ALPHA DOGS.
Unfortunately, some of ATowne’s BLUE PILL friends kept cock-blocking him and calling him a douche and apologizing to the waitresses for his behavior but it didn’t matter because it didn’t stop him from having this totally awesome INTERACTION WITH A WOMAN:
Cute waitress comes by and I decide to focus on her. She brings me a fork for my salad and I smile and say “no knife?” After a little back and forth she comes back with the knife and I get her name. A little while later I call her over, give her the knife and say “I don’t need it, I’m eating a salad.” She smiles at first, then looks frustrated and as she’s walking away “nice way to get my name…”
I’m the only one of the group who actually goes and talks to girls, so my life is the center of conversation almost always. They are talking about how I am an asshole, making the poor waitress take time out of her busy day to bring me a fucking knife. Are you serious? Anyway, cute waitress is ignoring my table and eye contact, but I can see her looking at my peripherally. I stop caring and talk to my friends and then catch her slipping while she’s walking because she was ‘looking away’ (directly where she was going) but peripherally looking at me. …
I see the cute waitress as I’m leaving and say “hey, don’t take the knife stuff personally.” She says “I know, I was kidding.” I follow up with “Okay, I’m ____, see you around.” Cringe.
Cringe, man, THAT IS totally fucking ALPHA!
Also, what kind of name is “____?” A totally fucking ALPHA name is all I know!
I found this wonderful RED PILL field report via the Blue Pill subreddit, which is sort of an awesome tribute to the RED PILL subreddit, though I am beginning to suspect that some of the people there do not fully understand the totally BADASS nature of the RED PILL PHILOSOPHY.
EDITED TO ADD: I forgot about this TOTALLY RAD scene from the movie “Made” in which ALPHA DOG Vince Vaughn demonstrates some ALPHA MOVES with a flight attendent who is obviously totally into him. Watch and learn, beta fools!
I mean, what’s the alternative excuse, that it’s for hunting? What are they hunting with that, a kraken?
The rationale here in TX for owning an AR-15 is wild hog hunting, no shit.
Every time I see a suggestion to give Texas back to Mexico, the reaction is “What makes you think they’d want it?”
Maybe they think there’s a stegosaurus somewhere in the woods, and that’s why they need armor piercing bullets.
They’d be smarter if they had the stegosaurus’ tiny brain.
Hey, how cool is this: stegosaurs’ plates may have been for display – intimidating enemies by making them look bigger, and attracting mates when blood pumped into them and they coloured up.
Ok, wild hogs are not to be trifled with, but as a result I have to ask who the FUCK would activitely hunt them. I mean, that’s like hanting a giant ass perpetually cranky black bear. Defending against one, ok, I could see that, but not like they’re only in Texas. Wtf do the other wild hog having states use? I doubt it’s an AK.
As for home protection, supposedly shotguns are your best bet, exactly because you have to be fairly close and thus the risk to anyone besides your target is minimized. My father and brother are split on this one, the former says handgun, the later shotgun. I can email the good Sit Pecunium if y’all want a, um, less wingnut opinion on the matter.
But yes, barring, maybe, a 2,000+ lb angry beast with thick skin and serious killing ability charging at you, an AK is overkill (and even then, elephant gun anyone?)
Tangentially, wild hogs would be better than orcas for the topic on the other thread. I mean, if you really want to be a douche that is. But orcas are cute, wild hogs are disgusting (and mean, and huge, and can kill a human no problem and yeah, hunting them always makes me wonder how much moonshine was involved in that decision)
Well, if they’re anything like the boar in Europe I’m guessing that “tasty” might have been part of the thought process. I’m not sure how edible whatever was left would be after you fired an assault rifle at them though.
Is this a breed of pig gone feral, Argenti, or actual wild native boar, or what? We have feral pigs here and yes, they’re big and dangerous, but I don’t think they’re on that scale. They’re pests and need to be controlled, but alas, as with everything else, it’s the ubermacho shiteater brigade who have to get out there and show what manly menz they are by beating piglets to death.
I think the ones here are the feral kind, and I forget where exactly, but there’s a rather large colony of them. I don’t think they need to be vaporized, as large and mean as they may be.
Precisely, hellkell. I’m with you on the automatic weapons. Well, I go further and say nobody who doesn’t use a gun for work (farming, wildlife ranger, police and the like) needs guns at all, but that’s an Oz viewpoint.
RE: Argenti
Wild pigs are also delicious. I was given some of the meat from a hunter flatmate back in the day, and they made the best wedding burgers ever! HIGHLY doubt AK-47s were used though.
RE: Binjabreel
Piers Anthony? The author? What the hell was he doing on TV regarding gun control?
My “Nice Guy” stalker back in college was always confessing things to me that I, for the love of all that is holy, did not want to hear. One of those confessions was, “I habitually get crushes on waitresses.” Uh-huh, yeah. Eye-contact, professional courtesy…these guys can’t handle it without getting stupid.
Both? Wiki says the European ones were imported — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_boar
But mating with feral pigs seems the only way that small a population could’ve become an established species.
And yeah, they aren’t usually that huge, but how fucking dumb do you have to be to go hunting something that could be 5x+ your weight? I don’t fucking get it, raise pigs if you want pork, why risk getting killed for it?
I don’t fucking get it, raise pigs if you want pork, why risk getting killed for it?
I told you, Argenti. Because they’re DELICIOUS. People do many foolish, foolish things for the sake of delicious.
LBT — I hadn’t seen your comment yet! I still think it makes as much sense as hunting black bears, but ok. In any case, I would think smart people would hunt it like they hunt most things — long range from a hide.
The best burger I ever had was made of wild boar. It’s like regular pork but better.
Still not going to go chase large, belligerent creatures around in the woods, though.
“Eye-contact, professional courtesy…these guys can’t handle it without getting stupid.”
Or in some cases, more stupid.
If anyone wants to see a real Alpha Dawg, have a look at the gif on cloudiah’s newest blog page.
Well, my brother says he thinks AK’s are legal in Texas. And then I had to sit through a goddamned gun expo until I forcibly evicted him from my room (oh you like your pretty little guns? I have 6′ of bamboo and I know how to use it, bugger off!)
Also, he’d apparently hunt wild boar.
I’m currently enforcing a “walk in my room get poked with my staff” policy >.<
Only time I can abide gun collections are when they’re in museums, preferably ones with examples from Mr K’s collection (he was the first major gun collector, at least in European history). Even when they’re the most beautiful things, like this, it’s hard to get away from what they’re made for, and the whole own-an-armoury mentality these days makes me puke.
I have to admit that when I first read that TX story, my initial reaction was “How can we raise money to airlift hellkell and her loved ones out of there?” (Ithiliana too, but we haven’t heard from her in a while — hope she’s well.)
I had much the same thoughts, cloudiah – a rescue for the Sensible People in Texas. I begin to think it’d be easier than deporting the wingnuts.
I think Ithiliana (and maybe hellkell too) would tell us to not give up on Texas, and keep fighting. Which is right and also hard.
Does Freitag live in Texas, too? I hope he’s okay, it’s been a while since he posted.
Yes, my SO and most of the other men I came in contact with treated me like an actual human being. How strange! While it looks like things will be coming to a regretable end with my SO, he did treat me like a living, feeling human being when we met.
As far as guns are concerned, it’s common knowledge among gun enthusiasts that the AK47 is the most reliable gun in production. The way the rifle was designed, it doesn’t jam the way other models do, which accounts for it’s popularity. And, in reality, a gun is a gun. A single action pistol will kill someone just as dead as an AK47. This is why I’m much more in favor of across the board gun control and mandatory training legislation, rather that focusing on specific guns and ignoring the other less scary but equally deadly weapons out there.
Having lived in AZ and coming across some very nasty javelina, owning a gun does mske sense, in that respect. They will attack and kill anyone who messes with them and it wasn’t uncommon to see them walking down residential streets at night. A lot of people in my neighborhood had guns because javelina. And coyotes. And rattlesnakes. And wildcats. Lots of nasties down there.
I must admit, my take on gun ownership is very urban! For all the talk about Australian wildlife, it’s not the sort that comes after anyone (with the possible exception of feral pigs or dog packs). Snakes would rather be left alone and I don’t think even the most rabid gun-nut here would demand firearms for getting rid of spiders. At least I hope not. 😛