Time for another visit into the mind of Christopher in Oregon, a confirmed bachelor best known for posting long screeds on his friend MarkyMark’s blog about how ugly and smelly and disgusting women and their various orifices are. Today, his topic is old women, by which he seems to mean all women above the age of 35 or so.
I’m not even going to bother to comment on this one except to say: if you’re a heterosexual man, with an interest in sex, and you actually believe that all women over the age of 40 are icky and ugly and smelly and wear dentures, you’re not only delusional, you’re probably going to have a very sad second half of your life. (And I’m guessing the first half probably won’t be so great either.)
Here’s Chris:
Face it: Nature doesn’t want CRUSTY OLD WOMEN having children! Basic biology, folks, and I’m no expert on biology. It’s just common sense! …
Old women are supposed to be…..old women. Crabby old women. Ugly old women. Nasssssty old tobacco-chewin’ women. …
A woman should be done spewing out babies by the time she is thirty, and no later. By forty, a woman is OLD! Look around you. Look at the forty-year-old women you see every day. See any of them you want to screw? Any of them? Didn’t think so. (Blow-jobs aren’t good either- their dentures might lock up on your weinie! Imagine THAT 911 call!)
Nature makes women BUTT UGLY fairly early in life to prevent them from breeding. Kind of hard to get pregnant if you’re so gruesome no man in his right mind can get a boner over your appearance. But, women, in their arrogance, fail to realize that men are stimulated VISUALLY!
If you look like an old hag, then the penis just naturally will NOT stand to attention. You’ve got to have some sort of good looks to get our motors running, ladies, and if you look like a bag of wrinkly cellulite, then you had better face it- no one wants you! Contrary to the lie feminists have been telling you, fifty is NOT the new thirty! A fifty-year-old woman has less sex appeal than a sheep. (Ask anyone in Montana.)
I am constantly amazed at the post-forty women that have come on to me lately. Give me a break! Do they think I’m blind?
Ick! …
A woman of forty is not sexual in any sense of the word. She is useless for breeding, and her sex appeal is GONE! Why have women fallen for the lie that they remain sexual into their sixties and seventies? They are NOT! They are putrid, smelly shells of their former selves! Nothing more! By that age, a woman looks like the package her body once came in. All sagging, wrinkly and disgusting! …
If you just have to get laid, and you can close your eyes, and hold your breath (pew!), there is no easier lay than an old woman. They are so desperate. So pathetic. So easy.
So gross.
There’s more where this came from over at MarkyMark’s.
Soy milk is not OK for cats, in itself, because it’s nutritionally incomplete. I’m working on a kitten formula recipe and I’m wondering if I could use soy powder as an ingredient in it.
I’ve read that soy makes it harder for cats to absorb taurine, but I could always compensate by adding more taurine.
If you can’t find a definite answer I’d err on the side of probably not.
We would not recommend feeding your cat soy milk in place of fresh water or as the major ingredient in her diet, Debra. However, if your cat likes a taste of soy milk as an occasional treat, it shouldn’t cause her any harm—just keep the portion small.
ASPCA!
Oh man I totally missed the distinction you made between soy and soy milk. Directly to me. Moments ago. *headpalm*
If it interferes with taurine absorption maybe not ideal as a main ingredient? I’m thinking it would be hard to get the balance right even if you added more taurine.
Yeah, that’s what I’m leaning towards, too.
katz: re cats: I can talk to Kimberly Jennery and see what she reccomends. If you’d like I can make an introduction.
Who is that?
Ah… she’s a moderately well known cat foster/rescue person in the Bay Area. Her most famous kitten is Broccoli Cat.
I know plenty of women who are more attractive to me in their forties than they were in their twenties. Very much including the one I’m married to, if the video that she showed me of her first wedding (in her early twenties) is any guide – I met her in her mid-thirties.
The thing is, if you’re interested in women as people, as opposed to sexual objects, there’s every possibility – indeed, likelihood – that their faces are going to get increasingly interesting as they age. As for attractiveness elsewhere, we’re talking a combination of far greater awareness of their own bodies’ sexual potential and far greater experience of what to do to maximize it – and how is that not “hot”?
I’m already in a rescue. Does she have a vet/biology background? Because most formula recipes used by rescues are very ad hoc, hence why I’m working on my own.
Yes.
I recommend her because she is very good at this. In the main she recommends commercial kitten formula.
I guess in the end, the fact is that we* all* decline after our salad years, looks-wise. Men, women, dogs, cats, bacteria. 😉
There’s so stopping it, so best thing to do is just not worry about it. If you want to keep your body in good shape, head to the gym, eat well, but accept that you won’t be a hot 21-year old forever. And understand that’s true for everyone else too. 😉
@PEMRA:
The best thing to do is get rid of the stupid notion that only 21-year-olds can be hot. Beauty is subjective, and saying that everyone declines after 21, while seemingly even-handed, just continues to reinforce the status quo.
Huh, strange request. Why? Do you like 20 year olds more than those two decades older?
Okay. Good for you. Enjoy that. I hope you find people you can hang out with and have fun with. I’m not going to start rooting through the internet to find your tittilation for you. Google, mate. It’s a thing. But sure, here, let me help you get started:
Beautiful people
Some people really drop by Manboobz and have the strangest requests.
Thank god? 21 year old me has nothing on 24(-2 days) me. I am getting progressively awesomer.
But I notice how you seem to have skipped over the part where Chris is only talking about how gross and horrifying women’s bodies are, not all bodies. Not to mention how he’s not just saying he’s not attracted to these women’s bodies, he’s saying that he’s not attracted to them and that makes them evil and horrifying.
When I was 21, 21 year olds looked hot and 41 year olds looked old.
Now I’m 43, folks in their 40s look hot and 21 year olds look unfinished, like they just popped out of a mould or something and haven’t developed any character yet.
I suspect your perspective changes as you get older. Folks whose perspective doesn’t change are missing out. Seriously.
@kirbywarp- True, but I think the vast majority of people are attracted to youth as a category, over not-youth as a categaory. Is that culturally influenced? Sure, but that’s not the only factor… attraction to youth has been remarkably consistent across cultures.
So I disagree that beauty is entirely subjective, at least from an evolutionary perspective. Doesn’t mean we can’t have a special place in our heart for the one, regardless of flaws. 😉
Trollbum’s insistence on using winky faces all over the fucking place makes me think that he thinks we are just all having a laugh together. We are not buddies, PEMRA.
@Viscaria- I think that’s because Christopher’s had a failure of empathy. Or like someone said upthread, he could be insecure about his own looks. If he’s attracted to women, he’s naturally going to notice their decline more than men’s, but what I’m saying, he’d do well to remember that happens to us all, and it’s no-one’s fault. He’d save himself a lot of stress, since he seems pretty angry about it.
Even if everyone on earth agreed that younger always equals better looking, it doesn’t change the fact that, on average, people tend to be happier and less stressed the older they get
Or, another possibility, maybe Christopher was always unattractive, for whatever reason, and he’s gloating over other people also losing their looks. It’s childish, but we’re childish apes.
Eh. I was a psychology major, I like speculating on this stuff.
I chose to waste my time by talking to you! Even after I said I wouldn’t ever respond to you! That’s totally on me! Lesson learned.
Random winky faces are usually a pretty good way of saying “I am annoying, don’t bother talking to me”, ime.