Time for another visit into the mind of Christopher in Oregon, a confirmed bachelor best known for posting long screeds on his friend MarkyMark’s blog about how ugly and smelly and disgusting women and their various orifices are. Today, his topic is old women, by which he seems to mean all women above the age of 35 or so.
I’m not even going to bother to comment on this one except to say: if you’re a heterosexual man, with an interest in sex, and you actually believe that all women over the age of 40 are icky and ugly and smelly and wear dentures, you’re not only delusional, you’re probably going to have a very sad second half of your life. (And I’m guessing the first half probably won’t be so great either.)
Here’s Chris:
Face it: Nature doesn’t want CRUSTY OLD WOMEN having children! Basic biology, folks, and I’m no expert on biology. It’s just common sense! …
Old women are supposed to be…..old women. Crabby old women. Ugly old women. Nasssssty old tobacco-chewin’ women. …
A woman should be done spewing out babies by the time she is thirty, and no later. By forty, a woman is OLD! Look around you. Look at the forty-year-old women you see every day. See any of them you want to screw? Any of them? Didn’t think so. (Blow-jobs aren’t good either- their dentures might lock up on your weinie! Imagine THAT 911 call!)
Nature makes women BUTT UGLY fairly early in life to prevent them from breeding. Kind of hard to get pregnant if you’re so gruesome no man in his right mind can get a boner over your appearance. But, women, in their arrogance, fail to realize that men are stimulated VISUALLY!
If you look like an old hag, then the penis just naturally will NOT stand to attention. You’ve got to have some sort of good looks to get our motors running, ladies, and if you look like a bag of wrinkly cellulite, then you had better face it- no one wants you! Contrary to the lie feminists have been telling you, fifty is NOT the new thirty! A fifty-year-old woman has less sex appeal than a sheep. (Ask anyone in Montana.)
I am constantly amazed at the post-forty women that have come on to me lately. Give me a break! Do they think I’m blind?
Ick! …
A woman of forty is not sexual in any sense of the word. She is useless for breeding, and her sex appeal is GONE! Why have women fallen for the lie that they remain sexual into their sixties and seventies? They are NOT! They are putrid, smelly shells of their former selves! Nothing more! By that age, a woman looks like the package her body once came in. All sagging, wrinkly and disgusting! …
If you just have to get laid, and you can close your eyes, and hold your breath (pew!), there is no easier lay than an old woman. They are so desperate. So pathetic. So easy.
So gross.
There’s more where this came from over at MarkyMark’s.
Wow. One must wonder what anomaly created the multitudes of “older woman, younger man” relationships (including mine. I’m 34, he’s 25.) We did both live in the city when we met. Is it a lack of access to quality sheep that’s causing these abominations? Should I be worried, now that we’ve moved to a small town and have a sheep pasture literally next door to our apartment building (no, seriously, we do.)
The thing is, sheep are lovely animals, but they are smelly and wrinkly.
“Should I be worried, now that we’ve moved to a small town and have a sheep pasture literally next door to our apartment building”
Yes, they can be very loud
“I am so, so sorry kid. Whilst your parents were on holiday in Greece, their tourist ferry was shipwrecked off the cost of the Island of Misandrist And Ugly Amazons, who attacked the survivors, replaced their soft furnishings with hard chairs and scented fucking candles, and then ran off with their lifeboats ‘in the name of chivalry’. I’m afraid when we rescued them we found the party in a tragic state. I’m so sorry. The bus to the orphanage leaves in ten minutes and I hope you’re fond of gruel.”
[/bad person]
I’d be more worried about an impending change in your diet than anything else. It only took one experience bottle feeding a lamb for me to have difficulty eating lamb ever since.
Closeted? No. I’ve known many men who were still very much in the closet, who didn’t think women were vile and disgusting.
Aside from how fucking tired I am of people trying to shift the blame for misogyny (and homophobia and racism) onto gay men, I would think a gay man who didn’t find women attractive would probably just GHOW. This guy’s anger seems like the confused anger of the hetero misogynist: he wants us, and he hates us for making him want us, and round and round we go.
These sheep are pretty quiet and have acres to roam anyway. And… I’ve never had a taste for lamb. I’m wondering if I should be checking my fiancés shoes for alfalfa laced shit, as I’m almost to that magic age where I’ll be issued my set of dentures, a can of Skoal and a quota for hitting on 20 something misogynist douchebags.
What’s this closeted shit? No, I don’t think Christopher is closeted, I think he’s got the world’s biggest case of sour grapes. Women don’t want a damn thing t do with him, and he’s going to show those bitches by “going.”
So… He thinks older women are smelly and wrinkly and that guys would rather fuck sheep.
I have lived on a sheep farm. Logic fail.
@Emilygoddess: Most people, regardless of their sexual orientation, realize that it is very possible to think that someone is attractive, even if the person is not sexually attractive to them.
This guy hates women. Full stop.
MISANDRY!
This song is dedicated to him:
@kittehserf Hahahaha!
I dunno, I could be pretty insufferable during my closeted period, but I somehow managed to avoid hating women. I mean, I got a sister!
Overlord Tomala: Ewe will regret this.
Baa humbug!
Anecdata: I have an aunt who turned 46 in December. The members of her theatre group have a trick they like to play on newbies, called “guess [aunt’s] age.”. The highest guess ever is 27 years.
I’m guessing I got her genes, because I turned 30 in September and last week a grocery clerk asked me if I’m graduating high school this year. XD
Wait,I thought that any woman no matter what her age or attractiveness can get sex at any time by just walking outside and asking for it? Isn’t that the MRA talking point, that men have it rough because alpha beta bullshit means that only the hot men get women and all the rest must be forever alone.
It’s almost like this is shit they are making up on the spot to justify their sad lives and not an actual philosophy or worldview.
@ opium4themasses: That was baaad.
I used to look significantly younger than I am, until chemo got done with me. I still look pretty good considering that it hasn’t even been a year yet, but… I can tell.
My grandmother was 44 when my mother was born.
Musta been a miracle. Oh shit… I’ve got a sister who’s 18 years younger than I am, and a brother who’s 21… and my youngest sister is 31 years younger than me?
Criminy… my parents might still be having sex (my father just got married again, his new wife is 60).
The world will end!
@DoubleDogDarrow – hi and welcome!
“It’s almost like this is shit they are making up on the spot to justify their sad lives and not an actual philosophy or worldview.”
Say it ain’t so! :O
My grandma had a boyfriend when she was in her 60s (and widowed). Of course they eventually broke up because the rest of the community were outraged, which is part of why I think that the growing acknowledgement of the fact that older people still want sex and love is so great.
(Granny’s old boyfriend was so great, my cousins and I were really sad when they broke up.)
I have crossed paths with dudes who spew this kind of shit, and after some time I realized each one had an intense fear of aging (one went so far as to cut eight years off his actual age. Another would never let anyone look at his driver’s license– ever) that they liked to project onto women. Basically, they needed to make themselves feel better by playing the, “Gee, I don’t like getting older — but at least I’m a man. A woman aging is worse! Ha! I win!”
If they want to feel like winners, they have to make someone else the loser…which is a common move for an insecure dolt.
Also, I think a lot of these fear being happy. If they were, it would disprove their belief that the universe hates cis white men. And deep down, they don’t think they’re worthy enough for a woman to choose them to grow old with.
I do think that a big part of it is an attempt to deflect worries about their own aging. If you ever engage with them directly and point out that men don’t look as good as they age either? Rage, so much rage. The “but it’s worse for women” delusion is all they have, and they don’t appreciate people taking it away from them.