Time for another visit into the mind of Christopher in Oregon, a confirmed bachelor best known for posting long screeds on his friend MarkyMark’s blog about how ugly and smelly and disgusting women and their various orifices are. Today, his topic is old women, by which he seems to mean all women above the age of 35 or so.
I’m not even going to bother to comment on this one except to say: if you’re a heterosexual man, with an interest in sex, and you actually believe that all women over the age of 40 are icky and ugly and smelly and wear dentures, you’re not only delusional, you’re probably going to have a very sad second half of your life. (And I’m guessing the first half probably won’t be so great either.)
Here’s Chris:
Face it: Nature doesn’t want CRUSTY OLD WOMEN having children! Basic biology, folks, and I’m no expert on biology. It’s just common sense! …
Old women are supposed to be…..old women. Crabby old women. Ugly old women. Nasssssty old tobacco-chewin’ women. …
A woman should be done spewing out babies by the time she is thirty, and no later. By forty, a woman is OLD! Look around you. Look at the forty-year-old women you see every day. See any of them you want to screw? Any of them? Didn’t think so. (Blow-jobs aren’t good either- their dentures might lock up on your weinie! Imagine THAT 911 call!)
Nature makes women BUTT UGLY fairly early in life to prevent them from breeding. Kind of hard to get pregnant if you’re so gruesome no man in his right mind can get a boner over your appearance. But, women, in their arrogance, fail to realize that men are stimulated VISUALLY!
If you look like an old hag, then the penis just naturally will NOT stand to attention. You’ve got to have some sort of good looks to get our motors running, ladies, and if you look like a bag of wrinkly cellulite, then you had better face it- no one wants you! Contrary to the lie feminists have been telling you, fifty is NOT the new thirty! A fifty-year-old woman has less sex appeal than a sheep. (Ask anyone in Montana.)
I am constantly amazed at the post-forty women that have come on to me lately. Give me a break! Do they think I’m blind?
Ick! …
A woman of forty is not sexual in any sense of the word. She is useless for breeding, and her sex appeal is GONE! Why have women fallen for the lie that they remain sexual into their sixties and seventies? They are NOT! They are putrid, smelly shells of their former selves! Nothing more! By that age, a woman looks like the package her body once came in. All sagging, wrinkly and disgusting! …
If you just have to get laid, and you can close your eyes, and hold your breath (pew!), there is no easier lay than an old woman. They are so desperate. So pathetic. So easy.
So gross.
There’s more where this came from over at MarkyMark’s.
I will howl with laughter if this guy thinks that he’s not a misogynist.
Christopher of Oregon, living embodiment of the joke “Back in the days when men were men and sheep were frightened.”
Given his overwhelming level of stupid, he probably thinks a sales clerk saying “That’ll be $3.99, sir,” is coming on to him.
Did somebody say old people don’t have sex? 8D?
http://hobbitdragon.tumblr.com/post/49619394331/sodii-marapedic-mortimus-maximus
Here, have an awesome video about old people reacting to the question, “What do you think of gay sex?”
Also, heh, my parents were thirty when we were born, and we were the first kid they had. Pretty sure they still were into each other, just saying.
I’m curious as to how he believes dentures work. Does he think that they’re just like the wind-up clattering teeth?
I can understand “Oh, you might get your pubic hair caught in his/her braces.” but dentures come into two separate pieces. It’d be like getting your penis caught between two cutting boards.
I suspect that he is one of the many MRA d00dz who considers any woman acknowledging his existence as coming on to him. And sheep, criminy!
It’s both funny and ultimately sad how threatened this guy is by anyone feeling good about themselves, especially if they’re a woman.
Also, some women who are 40 can still have kids (my mother did).
Also, how many middle-aged women, at least in the US, wear full sets of dentures?
“Old women are supposed to be…..old women. Crabby old women. Ugly old women. Nasssssty old tobacco-chewin’ women. …”
So every old woman he knows is Granny Aching?
(Terry Pratchett’s “Wee Free Men” – what I think of automatically when I think “old woman + “chewing tobacco”)
MKlein, if every old woman turned into Granny Aching, I would be so happy about every birthday.
This is something I find weird about PUAs/MRAs… it’s like they’re not even aware of all the evidence that even *other misogynists* actually aren’t falling for their bullshit argument. Fat women are sexless beings? Nobody wants to fuck older women? There’s entire genres of porn devoted to these women. I’m not talking about love here, somebody actually acknowledging the (supposed) sexlessness of their partner but hanging out with them out of sentimentality, or what they call “the blue pill”. No, there’s entire categories of men who (often misogynistically) fap to women that the PU(MR)A categorize as purely sexless. When they had the choice of picking even HB10s, or whatever their ridiculous term is for a Conventionally Hot Woman.
Sure Roosh is out there claiming that that’s only a handful of sick pervs. Which leads into my concept of the Vanishingly Small Set of Normals. They have this idea that Normal Men are doing certain things, but then if you pick apart each subpoint of their Normalcy definition, there’s enough of a minority at each point that goes against the Normalcy standard that in the end you’re left with maybe an handful of True Believers who fulfill the whole thing… and most of them are these shitheads. I think they doth protest too much.
And woe betide the poor woman who has to inform him that his purchase comes to thirty-one cents less than the full dollar…
Joan Jett, age 50
If you don’t fit into their Unified Theory of Human Sexuality, that doesn’t mean that there’s something wrong with the theory, that means there’s something (morally) wrong with you.
His notion that all women past their thirtieth birthday are somehow “ugly” is almost incomprehensible to me. Speaking as a 20-something heterosexual male, it certainly doesn’t explain how Christina Hendricks, Sofia Vergara, Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayek, Juliette Binoche, or Rachel Weisz aren’t “ugly” to me and why I consider them some of the most beautiful women on the planet.
Also: yes, Joan Jett is fucking awesome. 😀
The misogynistic PU(MR)A crowd is fascinating to me on an anthropological level. Despite their grand theories, the PUA set have terms like “hogging” which, as distasteful as they are, demonstrate that there’s an underlying truth they’re repressing: enough PUAs are engaging in pursuing “less than hot” women to warrant a shaming term used by the in-group to socially reinforce in-group behavior.
Sure the term is used to take the piss on a PUA which is deemed as so pathetic he just *had* to go after “lower quality” women, but it assumes there was a drive that the PUA could not resist. He ended up breaking the social law of only going after “quality” women. But in the end it means that at least some sexual attraction existed, especially if you follow Christopher’s ludicrous idea that undesirable women completely shut down a man’s biological drive to have sex.
It’s sort of like when you hear about a law that forbids the act of, say, shooting guns in the air during a celebration. Presumably it was enough of an issue at some point to necessitate the law in the first place. The very existence of a word to define “hogging” means that there exists a tension between their professed beliefs and the reality on the ground.
I think he’s closeted if you know what I mean.
Seriously? Not this shit again.
So I guess old men don’t have wrinkles, dentures, etc?
(I’m not even getting into the idea that most 40 year olds have dentures, because huh?)
So this guy is going to stop having sex in mid-life? Women his own age are out, and Im guessing 25 year old women won’t be lining up down the street to sleep with him.
“So this guy is going to stop having sex in mid-life? ”
Given his charming attitudes, I’d be surprised if he ever started.
In a way I almost feel sorry for them. If you honestly believe that nobody over 30-ish is attractive then your own post-30 years are going to suck, and not in the fun way.
I think that’s a shitty thing to say if you know what I mean.
Wow. What is that guy, 12?
Also, what kind of messed-up early life leads to a) such belief that women are icky and b) such FEAR of us?
These guys remind me of the line attributed to Virginia Woolf – I have to paraphrase it because I can’t find it in quotations online, but it amounted to asking a misogynist if a pretty woman once laughed at him in his cradle.
I think Kittehserf figured out what kind of woman is hitting on him-he goes to the grocery store, the clerk says “paper or plastic” and he goes “STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!”
He goes to the local bowling alley and a middle aged lady says “excuse me” when reaching near him to get her bowling ball. So he has to say “I AM NOT GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.”
It is one endless stream of having to tell women using social interaction comments to stop demanding sex. Cuz that is what they are really asking for-not for him to please move or if he would place his order.
I mean I have an ego being a politician but that just takes the cake, I rarely think everyone wants to have sex with me.
Closeted? Seriously?!
I was thinking more like “picturing an older relative” which fucking should be a creepy idea. I’d say no one wants to sleep with their mother, but GGG.
The barista at the coffee shop says “room for cream?” and he responds with “stop trying to spermjack me you 31 year old hag, you are not worthy of my penis!”.