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Oh, Brother! Gun-toting MGTOWer rejected by Big Brother program

No, not THAT Big Brother
No, not THAT Big Brother

Life is tough for dudes in our evil misandryarchy. Even dudes who just want to help littler dudes find themselves blocked by evil women.

Take, for example, the sad tale of a public-spirited MGTOWer who calls himself TheDisgruntledGentleman, and his thwarted attempt to join the Big Brother/Big Sister program. No, not the TV show, or the creepy dystopian leader/voyeur from 1984 — the mentoring program that pairs adults with at-risk kids. Let’s let him explain:

So, instead of just hand wringing about how males are targeted and denigrated within all aspects of life, I decided one way of trying to help would be to join the Big Brother Big Sister program. The first meeting I went to explained that there are twice as many boys looking for a match than there are girls. They said it was partly because more females than males volunteer. They didn’t mention how most boys have a mother in there life but no father because of the misandric divorce courts but I digress…

Oh, dear. We’re not off to a good start here.

Anyways, as part of the process, I had a one on one interview with a female member of the organisation to assess if I was suitable to be a Big, and if so, they wanted to know about me so they could match me with a little. I mentioned that I carry a firearm everywhere I legally can, I also wanted to know what protections were in place to protect me from unfounded accusations, and I expressed how I couldn’t be with a Little if his father had been forcibly removed from his life because of the vindictive actions of the mother. I think the final one sealed my fate however.

Yeah, why on earth would the program reject a gun-toting, woman-hating, self-described “disgruntled gentleman” whose only question for the organization, apparently, was about what would happen if he was accused of child molestation or abuse?

I’m not particularly upset at being rejected because after looking into it more, the activities deemed appropriate to do with your Little seem somewhat feminine, but it just further hammers home that even when you try to help because there are boys out there screaming for some positive male role models in there lives, you’re only allowed to show them masculine things that females deem are appropriate. It just makes me sick.

Hate to break it to you, dude, but you’re not actually a positive role model for anyone.

In the comments at MGTOWforums.com, where TheDisgruntledGentleman posted his tale of woe, others stepped forward to offer their own, er, critiques of the Big Brother program. “I’m really not surprised by the outcome of this at all,” wrote Mpav8r.

Basically, for our purposes, without intending any disrespect to the pious, we can compare the Big Brother service to a kind of prostitution agency, specializing in providing uber-manginas to attend to the fatherly duties of the harlot’s absconded alpha daddy, or the cuckolded beta wallet in exile; furthermore these manginas are free-range certified not to be paedophiles, or likely to have any real parental influence in lieu of the mother’s. Big Brothers is basically a volunteer organization that makes the logical connection between single moms and pathetic beta chumps trying to score brownie points, and attempts to exploit it for the perceived benefit of the children.

Most pathetic is the fact that these volunteers know for a fact that they will not be getting any tail as part of the deal. Unless you have a bleeding heart for abandoned bastards, you’d have to be a fool to waste your time on such a fool’s enterprise.

Based on what you said in your post, I would wager that the women in charge likely factored you as an armed misogynist pedophile with a chip on his shoulder. I would have gone wearing an old navy outfit and talked about flower arranging and self-esteem.

Relic, meanwhile, suggested that the best way to help out young boys today is for MGTOWers to keep being the woman-hating assholes they already are. Well, that’s a rough paraphrase. He phrased his advice slightly differently:

For me personally, I have zero interest in helping single mothers raise their kids. If she wanted a positive influence from a male, maybe she and her kind would not fuck us over at every turn so dad stays in the home. It’s only when society passes the breaking point things will get better for men. Stalling this only prolongs the suffering. Until then, I’m in the shadows.

I’m willing to bet that many men have been falsely accused of crimes trying to give back to these programs. No fucking way I would expose myself to that nightmare to help a single mother. Allow the whole thing to come crashing down while putting good information out there for truth seekers to get educated. It’s the absolute best thing we can do for boys.

I do agree that  the best thing MGTOWers can do for boys is to stay as far away from them as possible.

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Glad to hear, Some Gal! 😀

katz
13 years ago

If you’re going to set something in Dubai you have to do something with the underwater restaurant in the one fancy hotel (can’t remember the name, sorry). I’d be tempted to flood the place and have a shark swim in. Although there aren’t very many sharks that are dangerous to people there – maybe some barracuda instead.

Ooh, good idea. I can make that a secret way past the port security. Should they fight killer fish or killer sea snakes?

cloudiah
13 years ago

Sea snakes are way cool. I”m voting for sea snakes.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

School of barracuda versus octopus?

Argenti Aertheri
13 years ago

katz — barracuda have a serious thing for anything shiny, like, you know, swords and most other weapons that’d work underwater — depending how hard you want to make it, go for barracuda

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

Actually when I think about it there are some dangerous sharks. Not sure which kind, but they occasionally attack abalone divers.

katz
13 years ago

There are sawfish, hammerheads, and other large sharks in the Persian Gulf. Moray eels and stingrays are also a possibility. As are mutant varieties of any of the above!

katz
13 years ago

School of barracuda versus octopus?

If you save the octopus, it’ll help you later on. Squid pro quo.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

Rays I’ve actually seen while in the water. I know they’re dangerous but I just can’t imagine them as a boss/opponent, they’re too pretty.

I like the idea of a battle between a school of barracuda and an octopus because of all the arms. Many scary fish, many arms to fight them off with…but not quite enough.

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::facepalm::

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

Squid pro quo.

ILU

Argenti Aertheri
13 years ago

Octopus (plural! Fuck it) are way too smart, barracuda can be distracted at least, piss off an octopus and you’re in trouble (lucky for us most have exactly zero interests in humans)

Maybe I can just appreciate the “oh shiny!” aspect of barracuda brains though.

Argenti Aertheri
13 years ago

Squid pro quo…yeah, that’s how you involve an octopus (not to ruin this pun with pedantry, but they aren’t squid, carry on like I didn’t say that 🙂 )

cloudiah
13 years ago

Squid pro quo.

I snorted red wine out of my nostrils. Painful.

pecunium
13 years ago

Hammerheads aren’t dangerous to humans.

Happily Mako, Bull and Tiger sharks do live there, as well as the occasional Great White.

You also have Sea Snakes, which aren’t very aggressive, but are very poisonous. Bites are rare (and many are without envenomation), but have the potential to be lethal.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

In retrospect I feel quite lucky that the only thing that actually attacked me in the Gulf was a sea urchin. Spiny little bastards, I’d eat them in revenge if the texture wasn’t so disgusting.

Seranvali
Seranvali
13 years ago

Katz:

“There are sawfish, hammerheads, and other large sharks in the Persian Gulf. Moray eels and stingrays are also a possibility. As are mutant varieties of any of the above!”

Australian here. I remember a school field trip to the beach when I was a kid and we saw this most amazing eel. As I remember it was bright neon green and there was a bright orange stripe involved somewhere. It was very aggressive. Some stupid kid poked it with a stick and it climbed up the stick and tried to bite him. Our teacher grabbed the stick away and dropped it while the eel continued to glare at all and sundry. I think he said it was a moray but I could be wrong. It found that a particularly instructive field trip in how not to deal with the local wildlife.

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That kid sounds like Darwin Award material.

Seranvali
Seranvali
13 years ago

Kitteh said:

“That kid sounds like Darwin Award material.”

*chuckles* Our teacher rolled his eyes and told him he was so stupid it was a wonder he could breathe.

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LOL!

Oh my, an ad for a new season of Midsomer Murders just came on. There goes the population of England again!

Argenti Aertheri
13 years ago

Australian moray — http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3198/2658048498_feda3bd608_z.jpg

Pecunium, apparently the Atlantic ones get as far north as you, so don’t go sticking your hand in any ocean holes!

That’s the problem with using morays for this, they look a lot meaner than they are, they’re a bit like snakes in this regard. Unless you actively annoy them, or accidentally startle them, they’re more inclined to hide than attack. Poking it with a stick is definitely actively annoying them (why do people do that? Even my loaches have spines if you really piss them off!)

katz
13 years ago

Barracuda is an interesting possibility because it would give the fight some strategy. I imagine there are many shiny things in a submerged, abandoned hotel that could attract their attention. Maybe there is even a loot hoard that you have to fight them to get!

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

I would be tempted to use gold bathroom fixtures as a commentary on consumer culture. Wanted to stay in the fancy hotel with the gold fixtures? Well, now you have barracuda in your bathroom.*

(I don’t remember if that particular hotel has gold fixtures, but they’re not uncommon in the area. There’s a Holiday Inn in Saudi that has gold fixtures and marble floors.)

katz
13 years ago

The Hydropolis was never built, but I’m sure if it was, it would have gold everything.

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Tacky. Seriously tacky.

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