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A Voice for Men fights the rising tide of loose vaginas

Women: Always trying to kick a man’s pickle

Over on A Voice for Men, headquarters of the Greatest Super Awesome Human Rights Movement of the New Millennium, the regulars are troubled by those who make jokes and other unkind remarks about small penises, noting that this sort of body-shaming can wound the self-esteem of its targets and “has fostered a growing penis enlargement industry praying [sic] on young mens distorted perceptions of normality and worth.”

As a result, the AVFM regulars have vowed to set a higher standard of behavior for themselves, and not resort to easy body-shaming when arguing with, or talking about, women.

Ah, just kidding. They tried to see who could come up with the worst way to tell a woman she has a giant vagina.

Here are a few of the, er, standout comments from the discussion.

All these wonderful contributions inspired Kimski to suggest that AVFMenners should collect them together in a book titled “A 100 Ways To Fuck Their Shit Up.”

Gordius Knot expressed his distress that so many women seem to be ok with having cavernous “man-holes”:

Doc, meanwhile, offered some dating advice for men afraid of big vaginas:

Dr. F, meanwhile, offered these very confusing, er, observations:

If any of that makes sense to you, please let me know exactly what he’s on about here.

But, hey, at least the manly men at AVFM never resort to making disparaging remarks about the masculinity of other men, right? Oh, wait. (Then wait some more.)

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CassandraSays
CassandraSays
9 years ago

I’ve done the hooking up with a guy with Penis of Unusual Size thing. Never again.

pecunium
9 years ago

I have a friend who suffers from being too long. He’s had several women who say, “That’s not going into me.”

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Gawd, now I have an image of that bloke looking like a Rodent of Unusual Size (which would probably be a good reason all on its own never to have anything to do with him … )

cloudiah
9 years ago

Gawd, now I have an image of that bloke looking like a Rodent of Unusual Size

And now that mental image is in my head. XD

Still, I feel like the “too big” thing is only really a problem if the penis-haver insists that sex = PIV (or alternate orifice of choice) sex, and only that will do… Anyway, I’ve always been a believer in the principle that people have the equipment they have, and with mutual attraction, good will, and creativity you can usually make things work.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Very good point about orifice-only sex, Cloudiah. PIV was certainly the sex in question with my friend, and I know for me (not that the question will ever arise)* PIO would be the stumbling block. But yeah, there are ways and ways.

*no pun intended! 😛

Neeraj Singh
7 years ago

for make vagina tight try to use myotaut serum which is help you to make your vagina tight naturally.

contrapangloss
7 years ago

The only place I like spam is in Monty Python skits.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
7 years ago

For make vagina padlock itself shut post sex related spam with avatar taken from children’s program.

marinerachel
marinerachel
7 years ago

Did I just read “for make vagina tight”?

marinerachel
marinerachel
7 years ago

So, I just googled Myotaut and it’s a product that claims to shrink tissue and, in doing so, tighten the vagina and/or asshole and reduce a woman’s external genitals. Because healthy female genitalia need fixing?

I can think of a few ways this product causes tissue shrinkage. None are good. Ew.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
7 years ago

Also, what about transference? If there’s still some on the woman’s bits and it ends up on the man’s bits too does he end up with a teeny weenie?

Of course I’m guessing they’re both more likely to end up in the ER, so.

kittehserf
7 years ago

The answer to any man who wants a woman to tighten her vagina with this stuff: You have to use it first.

M. the Social Justice Ranger
M. the Social Justice Ranger
7 years ago

I can think of a few ways this product causes tissue shrinkage. None are good. Ew.

I wouldn’t worry. Ten bucks says it works by not actually doing anything at all.

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