Courtesy of the Not How Girls Work subreddit, I present to you the least successful pickup lines in human history:
Wait, I’m being told these aren’t actually the worst pickup lines in history.
Here, also courtesy of Not How Girls Work, is the actual worst pickup line in history:
“Hey baby, you gave me a rock-hard stiffy. Want to come back to my place to make out with my armpit, which oddly enough will help to regulate your menstrual cycle?”
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