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It’s the end of the world as we know it, and this incel can only think about revenge. And blow jobs.

It’s not quite Spring, when a young incel’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of revenge. Also, fantasies of apocalypse. And blowjobs.

Consider the 1100-word supervillain monologue recently posted on Incels.is by a regular commenter calling himself the MarquisDeSade.

Can you feel it my American brocels? The United States is finally on the edge of collapse, hyperinflation is coming to town and soon we’ll even have a good old-fashioned stock market crash along with the death of an entire currency [USD]. And of course, we’ll eventually have 75% national unemployment where people will be pissed off, penniless, angry, homeless, and starving in the streets everywhere [millions upon millions of them] along with the global famine that is also being engineered inside the United States or elsewhere.

I don’t have a lot of hope for America at the moment, but I’m pretty sure things aren’t going to get this bad. And no one is “engineering” a global famine.

Of course, that assumes our insane government run by psychopaths with a senile dementia-ridden old bastard at the helm doesn’t start a war with Russia and China simultaneously which will have an equal or even worse outcome.

Well, yes, that would be very bad.

Can you feel it my American brocels like I can? For years they called us crazy or conspiracy theorists and yet we’ve been right about 75% of all the issues going as far back as 9/11/2001 where the normies will never take that away from us.

Incels didn’t even exist back in 2001 — at least not incels as we know them today, the angry dude kind. A hefty portion of today’s incels weren’t even born by then.

Now for the foids reading this thread, I want you to sit back and be amazed, I want you to sit there in your chairs for much anticipation of what I am going to write down right now because you will never get another opportunity to hear a message from me directed largely at yourselves after this thread.

He really is intent on turning this into a supervillain monologue, huh?

This is my final warning to you all, but mostly, it’s just me sticking my finger in your eyes because I view all of you as lesser inferior beings.

Oh I do love to see such serious intellectual discourse on the internet.

I have watched all of your so-called progressive western foids, especially inside the United States since 1999 now. I have watched you, studied your behaviors, and have done everything I can to understand your psychology, but more interesting will be your fate upon the collapse of the United States or the collapse of random nation-states in general.

And here comes his imagined apocalypse, right on schedule.

In the late 1990s when farmers were losing their farms and male workers lost their jobs in manufacturing due to job outsourcing or automation I watched as you collectively snubbed your noses at working-class men. As those same displaced working-class men became much poorer forced to exist on lower incomes I watched as you called them losers, peons, nobodies, servants, beasts of burden, and useless wage-slaves.

Did you really? Even the most egregious rich asshole doesn’t call poor people “peons.”

Then at the height of all this in the mid-2000s [2007-2015], I watched you women have the audacity to proclaim yourselves the most oppressed under male patriarchy as largely male homelessness and joblessness rose exponentially.

Actually, during the time period he’s talking about, homelessness, far from rising exponentially, was decreasing. And most of the men who lost their job after the crash of 2008 were able to get new ones; the unemployment rate fell dramatically after hitting its peak in 2009; and despite a recent uptick (blame COVID) it’s still considerably lower than it was in the wake of the 2008 crash. The rate is about the same for women and men.

Don’t these guys Google anything before launching into their rants?

And even when women started becoming the majority in college campuses or higher learning outnumbering men who were enjoying the street life of being homeless you still had the crazed audacity to call yourselves oppressed.

Then with the Covid1984 lockdowns[2021-22], did any of you bitches sympathize with the men that lost their jobs or vulnerable men in the population generally? Fuck no you didn’t, you were too busy chasing after wealthy Chads on dating websites or shaking your asses for extra cash on webcam along with the government stimulus money you were receiving.

You really think that women were living high on the hog at government expense? The amount of stimulus money the government gave to individuals was $1200 — basically, just enough to pay rent for one month. Also, men got this money too.

And though incels seem to be convinced that most women are raking in the dough on OnlyFans, only a miniscule percentage of women have signed up for this job and the average income they get from it is $180 a month.

It has been an interesting twenty-two to twenty-three years observing you bitches of your awful so-called progressive transformation from women into whatever grotesque things you call yourselves today,

I’m sure most women simply call themselves “women.” Maybe “ladies.”

but guess what bitches? It’s game-over time now, for you see the nation, government, and the entire world is on the verge of total collapse now.

Bla bla bla.

You cunts had your twenty-five years of partying, destroying the lives of a majority of men, and sucking the lifeforce out of society by contributing absolutely nothing with your insistence of being responsible for nothing at all.

Incels and other manosphere misogynists love to talk about women not being held responsible. For what? How?

Now the tides are turning, let us explore your future together, shall we?

1. That 55% of men you reduced to inceldom in the last twenty-five years are going to fucking haunt you cunts when the United States finally collapses, imagine 55% of the male population absolutely despising your dumb asses upon total societal collapse, you cunts are in store for some very bad times.

More statistics straight from his ass. Even in the current “sex recession” the percentage of those American adults age 16-24 (the prime incel years) are celibate is 30 percent. And this has more to do with people spending too much time online than it does with women chasing “Chad.”

2. When the economy collapses and the dollar finally dies leaving the entire United States in civil war, smoldering ash, or just violent chaos everywhere we’re going to learn the extent of the Potemkin Village that is the United States economy, meaning, it was all a lie, deception, and mirage from the very start.

As if you have the slightest idea what you’re talking about.

All those men which is basically the majority of men you have called losers, peons, useless wageslaves, lesser men, not real men, and so on are going to haunt you upon the collapse of the United States because those same very men are going to outnumber you everywhere.

Even if the “majority of men” are angry poor dudes, how exactly will they outnumber women as a whole? How would that even work? Men and women each make up roughly half of the population; a portion of men can’t outnumber the entirety of women.

We will never forget one-liners like, “I refuse to date a man who doesn’t make at least $30,000.00-$40,000.00 a year.”

Is that supposed to be a staggering amount and an unfair burden on men? It’s basically just the median income in the US. How dare the average woman prefer to date the average man!

“I refuse to date a man who isn’t college educated or doesn’t have a degree.” “I refuse to date a man who doesn’t have a car or vehicle.” “I refuse to date a man who doesn’t own his own house.” And so on……….

Huh. I don’t have a house or a car and somehow I find women to date.

Money is going to be useless, you might even say worthless, and as far as the majority of your worthless degrees you have accomplished at the female majority attended college campuses they won’t mean shit in societal collapse, over for you it is.

So now we’re talking like Yoda?

“But my boyfriend, husband, or their male friends will protect me against you lesser inferior men!”

Except the disenfranchised, downtrodden, chronically single, and poor men outnumber all your boyfriends, husbands, or their male friends added all together. We outnumber you 15>6.

That is an odd fraction. Where exactly do these numbers come from? Oh, wait — from the same place all of his other numbers come from (his ass).

“We know the country is on the verge of collapse, that’s why there are historic sales of guns and ammunition nationwide, we got a bullet with your name on it you filthy incels.”

Incels have guns and bullets everywhere, fact. Hell, the entire nation has guns and bullets everywhere, fact. In all honesty, I hope everybody violently kills each other in this bullshit nation in a blood-soaked orgy because that’s how much I fucking despise this place.

Boy it’s really hard to figure out why this guy can’t get a date.

3. When the global famine arrives I’ll finally be able to answer the age-old question, how many lost meals will it take for women to suck dick just to survive?

Wait, so this is what all of this was about? You’re eager for society to collapse in a heap if it means you can get a very unenthusiastic blowjob? What is wrong with you.

4. When cities are burning everywhere, when the national capital is on fire, when people are dying in the streets, when people start killing each other everywhere, when people start starving to death everywhere, and when misery fills the air so bad you can’t go anywhere without smelling its aroma I want all of you cunts to think about all the men you have written off in the last twenty-five years. Every single guy you’ve cast out in your lives. Enjoy you fucking cunts, you deserve everything that is coming your way. I hope all you cunts lose everything, we’re going to find out what happens in a collapsed society, nation, or country where the majority of men are pissed off impoverished with nothing to lose in life, enjoy you fucking sick bitches.

Well that was certainly a rousing conclusion to a very thoughtful essay.

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epitome of incomprehensibility

Their hobbies include athletic pursuits or something similar, and they’re looking for someone to share those hobbies with. Their intent is to exclude largely sedentary gamers and bookworms and the like, they’re not really thinking of involuntary health problems or physical disabilities.

@Snowberry – In that case, it seems better to be direct: “I’d like someone who also likes [x activity].” Because saying “healthy and active,” especially the “healthy” part, seems like…I don’t know if “dogwhistle” is the right term here, but it’d make me suspicious if someone wrote that.

@Allandrel – Agreed. And someone saying they don’t want someone with “issues” might be a similar case (although I hesitate to compare things because I don’t have a disability that limits physical mobility, so I can’t speak for that).

Like I haven’t seen anyone write that on a dating profile (haven’t done any online dating, to be honest), but I’ve heard people say that.

occasional reader
occasional reader
2 months ago

> epitome of incomprehensibility, Allandrel, Snowberry, .45
I’m in France and i am on Bumble since a bit less than 2 years. I did not seen any profile asking for a specific sum of earnings, but i have seen several profiles of persons requiring the potential match to have “a good job” (which is a language abuse to mean a job which earn a lot). Does not mean they are gold diggers, just they want financial security, i guess.
If the so called MarquisDeSade (who had probably never read all the texts of his illustrous homonyme) had really been on a dating service, he would had seen that the variety of descriptions and “criteria” provided by women is hugely eclectic and not just “money and chad”.
I agree that there are sometimes enounced criteria which sound ableist (or any problematic in -ist, to be honest), but i guess that comes with the possibility to express more freely their choices and wishes, which in itself is at least a progress, than 20 or 30 years before. Maybe time and further social progresses will bring less -ists requests ?

Alan Robertshaw
2 months ago

I’m not on any human dating sites, but I am a member of this:

https://www.borrowmydoggy.com

None of the dogs have specified an income preference yet. Mainly it’s stuff about walking or throwing things.

Ron W
Ron W
2 months ago

Gee, hard to see how these guys can’t get a date when they talk like victim blaming abusive knobs.

Alan Robertshaw
2 months ago

When cities are burning everywhere, when the national capital is on fire, when people are dying in the streets

Like in Ukraine?

Well then you get heartbreaking scenes like this. And somehow I can’t imagine he would be half as brave.

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Xennial Dot Warner
Xennial Dot Warner
2 months ago

I need to go snuggle with Mr. Parasol and thank him once again for being an awesome husband.

When I tell “Mr. Warner” (who is not wealthy and has neither a car nor a gym body) about this, he will no doubt laugh at how pathetic the guy sounds. I mean…

This is my final warning to you all, but mostly, it’s just me sticking my finger in your eyes because I view all of you as lesser inferior beings.

Why is it always the saddest specimens of humanity who burp up drivel like this, anyway? At any rate: I worked through most of the pandemic (until I had a health crisis that lost me my job); “Mr. Warner” was the one collecting the most from FPUC.

Queen of the Harpies
Queen of the Harpies
2 months ago

@Alan

“Borrow My Doggy” sounds like such a great site, and I don’t even own a dog. Is there a US equivalent?

@Dot

Why is it always the saddest specimens of humanity who burp up drivel like this, anyway?

I think you answered your own question.

Gaebolga
Gaebolga
2 months ago

Alan Robertshaw wrote:

I’m not on any human dating sites, but I am a member of this:

https://www.borrowmydoggy.com

Yeah, but all the females on there are bitches…

…I’ll see myself out.

Alan Robertshaw
2 months ago

@ qoth

Is there a US equivalent?

Ooh I don’t know. Perhaps a gap in the market?

The one here is pretty much a non profit. It was set up by a woman for reasons set out in the liked article.

Owners pay £50 per year. I pay £13. That covers things like background checks and insurance. So if the dog eats a small child that pays the legal fees, and any necessary vet bills. I know a lot of the local dogs anyway; but doing it through the app gives that extra level of protection for all concerned.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2706860/Rent-pooch-Dog-need-walking-Want-borrow-furry-friend-LIZ-JONES-tries-barking-website-bring-together.html

Dalillama
Dalillama
2 months ago

@ Queen of the Harpies
Your local humane society/animal shelter will almost certainly welcome volunteers to walk their dogs, and/or rent them out for same. It’s a great success in encouraging adoptions, and socializes the dogs wonderfully.

Queen of the Harpies
Queen of the Harpies
2 months ago

@Alan

I did skim through the site and thought that was a smart idea.

@Dalillama

Interesting to know. I’m not much of a dog person myself, I prefer cats, but I like them okay and there are plenty of dog lovers in the family and extended friend circle. I may bring this up to them.

Kat, ambassador, feminist revolution (in exile)
Kat, ambassador, feminist revolution (in exile)
2 months ago

When I was single, I used to read the personals in my local free newspaper. One ad (from a man seeking a woman) specified “no cellulite.” Does such a woman exist? In my opinion, no. Somehow I managed not to blame all men and wish evil on them in lurid detail because of this one guy’s unrealistic preference. And even though I have cellulite, I laughed.

Queen of the Harpies
Queen of the Harpies
2 months ago

@Kat

What about “cellulose”? Hm, nah, I don’t think Poison Ivy would lower her standards like that.

Moon Custafer
Moon Custafer
2 months ago

@Queen of the Harpies:

No celluloid? After all, not everybody’s a movie buff.

Jazzlet
Jazzlet
2 months ago

@ several

No cellulitis? I could get behind there being no cellulitis ever for anyone, it’s nasty and diffficult to deal with.

GSS ex-noob
GSS ex-noob
2 months ago

@Moon Custafer: Does that mean more modern movies which are made entirely digitally would be acceptable, or are we not being literal?

Animal shelters definitely need people to walk and socialize the doggies, and play with the kittens to get them used to people, and whatever it is you do with bunnies. Although they may not need as many during the pandemic — depends on your local shelter.

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