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Two Nice Guys enter the ring; one leaves. But who will it be?

Today, two Nice Guys face off against one another in a slap fight for the ages. Who will win, Mr. Worse Than the Holocaust or Mr. Vaginal Cavity?

k a 7-36 points 1 hour ago Nice guys are more oppressed than Holocaust and American Slavery victims. And it might even be worse. I will explain with facts think about it at least they had support. Nobody cares about us you even have to at least be 177cm to donate sperm in fact we have entire communities made to mock us. We have females calling for genecide of short men online and getting thousands of likes. Females control social standards and if your not a sex haver or touched the soured of estrogen essence then your not even a person to females. And they want nothing but Chads in media and nice guys being portrayed as creepy monsters. The females will only go for these assholes while the nice guy will lose. You can't speak about about what females are doing or you get banned and fired.They want to wipe out all of the nice guys by silencing us we are the most oppressed group of people on earth. We get balked for everything because a female is never responsible for what happens.

Well that was certainly a powerful argument. Mr. Vaginal Cavity, your reply?

The temale is one of the most wicked evil and twisted beings on the face of this entire world. Females make all of their content about sex and their vaginal cavity then wonder why they are seen as sex objects. It's the females fault but they never take any responsibility for it. Females are responsible for crime by not being able to pick the right good and responsible kind of men. All of these crimes you blame for happen to majorly areas and households led by the females because the female is not a leader. Females don't deserve any sympathy for being oppressed females say they want to work but sell photos online for money. Then they wonder why the stronger and more logical gender of men make all the money. Females hold all men accountable for the action for the actions of one of you got into an absurd relationship then female it's your fault. And as a person I am so nice and was for years but females don't want that. Females want brutality females don't know what a real man is. Females pick what feels good at the moment and that's brutality they find it attractive when men fight. They don't want a logical man who can Acutally figure something out. If this gender of females understood they could fix things by not rewarding bad behavior things could change. But nope females can't do that very emotional. We should be proud of being men as we built around 94.5 percent of modern technology.

Huh. I found both of these screenshots going around on Reddit. Is it possible they’re both written by the same guy?

One guy or two, these little rants make it pretty clear why no one but nice guys themselves think of them as actually nice.

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Katherine the Adequate
Katherine the Adequate
6 months ago

Hmm. I can honestly say no amount of content I’ve ever produced has even mentioned my vaginal cavity. Maybe I’m doing something wrong.

Kat, ambassador, feminist revolution (in exile)
Kat, ambassador, feminist revolution (in exile)
6 months ago

Is it possible they’re both written by the same guy?

There is a certain lengthy amount of self-pity in both posts.

Last edited 6 months ago by Kat, ambassador, feminist revolution (in exile)
Nequam
Nequam
6 months ago

I’m rooting for “Sudden pack of feral dogs.”

Full Metal Ox
6 months ago

They don’t want a logical man who can Acutally figure something out.

And that’s why no woman in the history of media fandom has ever crushed on Sherlock Holmes or Mr. Spock.

Lizzie
Lizzie
6 months ago

“If you have touched the soured of estrogen essence” – I don’t know what the first person meant by this, but it did prompt me to check the use-by date on my yogurt, which fortunately was still ok.

Nicholas Kiddle
Nicholas Kiddle
6 months ago

“Vaginal cavity” must be the least sexy term for it ever. I’ve read leaflets at the sexual health clinic that used more arousing terms

Buttercup Q. Skullpants

you even have to at least be 177cm to donate sperm

California Cryobank currently has two 5’6” donors, so no.

You do have to be at least slightly altruistic, and capable of grasping the difference between a pogrom and a dry spell.

.45
.45
6 months ago

Sadly, I feel like David nailed it as far as the description goes. Compared to a lot of the rants featured on here, these two really are fairly nice guys. They didn’t even use the word “foid”.

Banananananana dakry: still fat and deranged
Banananananana dakry: still fat and deranged
6 months ago

There are a lot of hot guys under 177cm. In fact a great deal of women would probably prefer shorter men because they don’t get greater height/ weight being used as a bludgeon against them in social situations.

But mostly, I think, women would prefer men that weren’t misogynistic, self-pitying jerkasses.

Anna
Anna
6 months ago

I sometimes imagine them as Temptor species from ‘All Tomorrows’

Queen of the Harpies
Queen of the Harpies
6 months ago

Here’s a confession: I like nice guys. But, you know, real nice guys and not Nice Guys™ who throw disgusting mantrums on the interwebs because they can’t get laid due to their shitty behavior. These douchebags are the exact opposite of “nice”. They are creepy, whiny incels.

I’d just love to see whinebro #1 say that shit to an actual holocaust survivor with a straight face. Yes, feeemales refusing to date me is SO MUCH WORSE than being locked up and systematically exterminated! The absolute nerve of these navel-gazing fuckwads.

More “wimmin can have menz thrown in prison with a snap of her fingers!!!” bullshit.

Douche #2 is of the “wimmin only want violent hulking chads!” variety, I see. Yeah, it couldn’t be even slightly possible that SOME women who grow up under patriarchal rape culture might absorb those messages and make mistakes, which all women will then be blamed for. When you tell a little girl “He just did it because he likes you!” when a little boy is hitting her, why is it a surprise when she gets hit by her first boyfriend and thinks “This is just his way of showing that he loves me”?

Females are responsible for all crime by falling for those guys who commit crime!

Hmm.

“Females hold all men accountable for the actions of one”

HMMMM…

“They don’t want a logical man who can Acutally figure something out”

Lol, dumbass! How many of these absolute walnuts go on and on about the intelligence of MEN while having the spelling skills of a second grader? Almost everything has spellcheck now, dudes! It’s not hard!

@Nequam

I’m rooting for “Sudden pack of feral dogs.”

Yesss, bring back the colosseum days!

@Banananananana dakry & Buttercup

Are there really height restrictions for sperm donors, or is this dude just talking out of his ass, like so many others?

Last edited 6 months ago by Queen of the Harpies
Moggie
Moggie
6 months ago

Commas, my dudes! Learn to use them! Females like a man who can punctuate!

“Around 94.5 percent” is a strange combination of approximate and precise, considering that the figure is entirely made up.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
6 months ago

This woman really prefers men who can punctuate properly. (Hint: An apostrophe does not signal the arrival of a letter S or a letter T.)

Robert
Robert
6 months ago

I vote for it being 2 different “nice guys”. The first seems to have liberated himself from punctuation.

Battering Lamb
Battering Lamb
6 months ago

Ah yes. Niceness. The trait defined by calling women all kinds of names.

Sugar. Spice. And a bucketload of gendered slurs. That is what little girls are made of. I guess.

OT: I’ve been listening to the podcast/discussion stream ‘Pynk Spots’ (later episodes are called ‘A Little to the Left) recently and highly recommend it. Leftist/feminist discussions on gender, sex and sexuality. Rotates guests to get different perspectives. Very informative, and also quite funny at times.

Allandrel
Allandrel
6 months ago

An indie game developer has found a new platform for misogynistic screeds (along with anti-mask screeds, because of course): the patch notes for their game on Steam.

They did not count on the effect that seeing these screeds might have on their game’s reviews…

https://www.pcgamer.com/indie-gladiator-game-faces-steam-review-backlash-over-anti-mask-patch-notes/

GSS ex-noob
GSS ex-noob
6 months ago

Is it wrong to think about locking all these guys in a big room together… and leaving them there?

@Katherine: Me neither. We must not be women.

Gerald Fnord
Gerald Fnord
6 months ago

>touched the sour of estrogen essence
Who is this guy?—Dutch Schultz, Bill Burroughs, and Dr Bronner were my first three guesses, but all are dead….

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