Incels certainly have vivid imaginations, whether they’re looking at the present, reinventing the past or imagining the future.
Today, an old posting from a regular on Incels.is called mericks that sketches out his fantasy of a utopian (for incels) future world of 2050 in which incels are finally given their due, by which he means virgins for “oldcels,” government-issued girlfriends for “youngcels” and Nuremberg trials for Chads.
In merick’s future world things don’t start out quite so rosy for the incels.
The year is 2050. The last four decades have been tumultuous for the west – the isla vista massacre in ’14, the joker riots of ’22, the battle of Tampa in ’30, the incel concentration camps in California. The CHAD act was passed in ’28 declaring that all male virgins above the age of 16 are no longer considered humans, and thus can be legally killed, tortured or eaten like animals.
Dude, trust me, no one wants to eat your stank ass.
Thankfully, the 2040’s turned out to be a decade of understanding as both sides laid down their weapons and instead turned to diplomacy. A mutual understanding was reached and both sides agreed to create a better society through diplomacy, not violence.
A “better society” for merick means one in which incel sexual fantasies all come true at once as girls and women lose their basic bodily autonomy.
Now a new morning dawns as the 2050s begin. Young women allow oldcels the oppurtunity to be the first to defile their pure virginal bodies as reparations for the sins of their parents. It doesn’t make up for the decades of denial and torment, but its the best that can be done and the oldcels are greatful.
I’m sure the virgins are thrilled to be “defiled” by old dudes.
Nuremburg-style tribunals are conducted, not just to mete out punishment for those who participated in the incel concentration camps, but also to decide a fair punishment for all chads for their crimes against humanity dating back as far back as the 1990s.
It’s always about “retribution” for these guys.
Youngcels are put into counseling, not concentration camps, and they’re encouraged to speak openly about their experiences getting friendzoned by stacies.
You know, incels., you can put yourselves into counseling right the fuck now, and talk about the alleged evils of friendzoning all you want, or at least until you finally realize that “friendzoning” is not really a thing.
At the age of 16, all youngcels are given government-issued girlfriends to ensure that the incel crisis never builds up to the boiling point it did before.
The perennial incel daydream of sexual “redistribution.”
It’s a new age of acceptance for the incel. There’s even talk in Washington that America may be electing its first incel president in 2052 – but we won’t know for sure until after the election.
It’ll be Barron Trump, won’t it.
H/T — Thanks to waldorsockbat onn the Incel Tear subreddit for digging out this several-year-old incel fantasy.
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