By David Futrelle
Incels don’t just talk endlessly about how much they hate women and want to shoot them. Sometimes they talk about more pleasant topics, like horses. And why women are “degenerate whores” who, like horses, “need to be tamed.”
Or so runs the argument of an incel calling himself Alpha_Fucks_Beta_Bux, who posted an oh-so-thoughtful message in the Braincels subreddit not too long ago with the title “Hating holes for being whores is as silly as hating a horse for running wild.”
Oh, by the way, “holes” is AFBB’s preferred term for women, presumably because cis women have one more penis-accommodating hole in their nether regions than cis men.
Anyway, AFBB brought with him a message of love, incel-style.
“I understand the hatred for holes,” he explained,
but ultimately I think it’s silly. It is simply in a hole’s nature to be a degenerate Chadmongering whore.
AFBB urged his fellow incels not to hate the he half of humanity that he had just reduced to one body part and then tried to shame as “whores.” Instead, he urged men to treat women with the utmost respect and …
Just kidding. He urged his fellow incels to pity women instead. And then take away their rights.
I know it sounds like a cope, but in all honesty I pity them. Their only contribution to humanity has been to spread their legs and they know it. This is proven by the fact that two incels alone (Tesla/Newton) have contributed more to humanity than holes have since the dawn of our species.
After draping all men in the glory of these two dudes, he compared women to a popular farm animal.
Just like horses, women are underdeveloped beasts who need to be tamed. This is proven by the fact that they have smaller brains than men. Also proven by all the greatest minds throughout history who confirmed the belief that women are nothing more than uncivilised savages giving in to every lust possible.
In case you’re keeping track, in just the first two paragraphs of his post, this dude has compared women to:
- Holes
- Whores
- Horses
- Beasts
- Savages
And all to promote his message of love triumphing over hate!
So instead of hating women I hate the simps who for whatever fucking reason decided to give in to holes’ demands and give them equal rights.
Once again I find myself utterly baffled as to why incels can’t get a date.
The men who lived before us had these creatures tamed. Instead of continuing to live like we had, they decided to unleash these beasts on society.
It is not a coincidence that less than one century after holes got equal rights, society is already on the brink of collapse.
Well, maybe we are on the brink of civilizational collapse, but I’m pretty sure that women aren’t the ones primarily responsible for the climate catastrophe, the return of Nazism, or Donald Trump.
In the comments, a Redditor called lmaooolmfao took the horse metaphor and galloped away with it.
“[I]f some unknown farmer lets his horses run free,” he began,
and they are everywhere shitting in the street blocking traffic destroying your way of life how do you fix it? you say i hate these damn horses and find other men who think that way too until you have enough men to round them up and put them in a new pen.
AFBB replied:
Ultimately, another farmer(cuck) will release the horses from their pen. First we need to deal with the simps and cucks before we can deal with the holes.
Lmaooolmfao suggested that maybe the real solution is just to ban women from voting.
[A]fter putting them in the pen then we would make new laws because we have just learnt the lesson. what is even dealing with cucks mean? you deal with it by removing the vote of women.
AFBB responded again, this time by railing against … trans women and abortion?
Just like we had laws against degeneracy before they were given rights. All these laws were revoked. Those cucks are allowing men in dresses to enter showers with little girls, they’re enabling infanticide, they’re enabling holes to run wild which is destroying civilisation.
Wait, why are these “men in dresses” getting into the shower anyway? Shouldn’t they take off the dresses first?
AFBB then returned to his anti-simp rant.
Before we address the issue of simps in today’s society, nothing we do will solve the issue. All we’ll be doing is kicking the can down the road. Eventually the simps will feel bold enough to give them rights again if we remove them. I honestly don’t know how we can deal with the cucks, that’s something people who are a lot smarter than you and me need to figure out.
Wait, are the cucks and the simps the same people or are they different groups? I’m so confused. But then again I don’t care enough to try to find out the answer.
Our ancestors built civilisation which has lasted for over 5000 years. If we are replicate their success we need long term solutions.
All I can say is: TEAM CUCK/SIMP all the way.
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Wouldn’t someone who is “Chadmongering” be selling chads rather than sleeping with them? I don’t think fishmongers f**k the fish
I am pretty sure that they could run with any analogy to describe women as long as they could steer it down the disgusting / degenerate / worthless route.
I wonder if they are aware that domesticated horses are able to live without human around. Which isn’t the case for every domesticated specie.
That being said, in the “utter self-ownage” category, I would like to point out that since the society have “devolved to the brink of collapse”, we have gone to the Moon, created the internet, have had significantly less wars in Europa and America, have gained like 20 or 30 years of life expectancy, and much more. Not bad for a degeneracy I guess.
They also much exagerate the achievements of Newton and Tesla. Their discovery would have been found within 50 years at the very most if they weren’t here.
What a pile of horse shit
Pssst….. Incels. Newton and Tesla were respectively gay and probably asexual or aromantic- neither were Involuntarily celibate
Not to mention that there are wild horses, who do just fine without human intervention.
Horses only need to be tamed and controlled if they are owned by people and being used for recreational/work/sporting purposes. It’s pretty telling that the incel went with this analogy, isn’t it?
This reminds me of that time the incels suggested replacing women’s brains with dog brains. Sorry to bring that up again, but this seems quite similar.
Speaking of Newton:
Physics/maths youtuber Tibees has this odd video where she reads Newton’s Principia aloud by candle light. So, if you need a soothing bedtime story…
Funny how all these hollow little men refer to women as “holes”, or anything else that’s lesser than they. Projection is strong with them, even if nothing else is…
Also, horses, like women, are highly evolved, superbly adapted, and generally noble. Incels, on the other hand, are stubbornly and self-destructively backward.
@Bina : I would not press the idea that horses are highly evolved and superbly adapted, for two reasons :
* the first one is that evolution theory don’t deal with any amount of evolution or quantification of adaptation. It explain how stuff change with time, but there isn’t any concept that later animals are “more evolved” or “more fit” than the older one. Far right fuckers, however, do *love* that concept, and it sort of taint by association any use of it. I even recall incels saying that women are “less evolved”, and the right answer to thoses claims is that it’s meaningless, not “actually women are better”
* if we try to create a metric of adaptation to environment, I am not sure horses would score super high on them. I mean, probably higher than panda bear, but probably a lot lower than rats and pigeons and ants.
As for nobility, it’s in the eye of the viewer. But being a french, it tend to be indexed to the guillotinability of someone, a metric where Incels do excel.
(… ok, ok. I know, the french revolution mostly guillotined other revolutionaries more than nobles)
If that were true we’d all have spears and most with an incel head on the end.
@Ohlmann:
I’m pretty sure their cries of “degeneracy” are actually just a form of circular logic. Ask them for examples and they will most likely tell you stuff like “gynocracy” (i.e. women have rights), brown people “taking over” (i.e. people in developing countries having a few more options to better their lives, and developed countries being a little more tolerant on race issues), gay people “taking over” (i.e. LGBTQ+ people having some more rights and tolerance) etc.
So basically, the way they see it, by doing things like securing rights for women, LGBTQ+ people, and others, western societies have brought themselves to a nightmare situation where women, LGBTQ+ people and others have more rights and are treated better. Oh, the degeneracy! Alas, what shall become of us?! (/s)
“women are underdeveloped beasts who need to be tamed.”
Am I the only one who keeps reading that as “women are underdeveloped breasts”?
Just me, then. Well ok!
It just sounds like something they would say, so it takes a sec for my brain to register the error. 😀
Technically I don’t think Nikola Tesla qualified as an incel, not since that one time he fell in love with a pigeon. Though I suppose his crippling phobia of germs and human hair did not exactly do much to make him look for human companionship either.
Tesla was weird like that. Come to think of it, Newton might not be the best role model either- the man was infamous for being an absolute prick to the people who got on his bad side and wasted a surprisingly large chunk of his life trying to turn lead into gold with the other alchemists. So the comparison isn’t totally wrong, it’s.just much less flattering than the incels might have thought.
Given how much the incels seem to like to refer to women with words beginning with ‘ho’, (holes, whores, horses) I predict that we will soon get posts comparing women to:
– hotels
– hoses
– hospices
– hotcakes
– Hodor
@Prith kDar
You’re not alone. I read it like that too.
Next tomcat I adopt, I’m naming him Chad, for sure.
AFBB’s statement about women having smaller brains than men, therefore being intellectually inferior…what a simplistic way of thinking. I seem to remember reading that dolphins (I think) had physically larger brains than humans. Maybe it was some other animal.
Let’s see. What would an incel say?
– hotels
Women are like hotels, they have a new batch of Chads entering them each day.
– hoses
Women spew cold water on the hopes and dreams of incels.
– hospices
Men die to come inside us.
– hotcakes
Full of starch? I don’t know. I’ve got nothing.
– Hodor
Women were made to carry our men and ultimately sacrifice themselves for them, just like Hodor. Only, women are such degenerate sluts nowadays that they won’t fulfill their destinies!
I wonder if AFBB hasn’t been looking at ponygirl porn
I love how they complain about civilization degenerating as it secures more and better rights for everyone. Most people would consider the expansion of civil rights to be an increase In the level of civilization of a society, leading me to conclude that incels don’t actually know what the word civilization means.
@tim gueguen
I don’t know what that means.
I find it funny that Incels consider women as “savage”, “uncivilised” or downright beasts when women are actually and most probably responsible for hte development of all the inventions and techniques necessary to have the development of complex civilisations.
Agriculture was most likely developped by women. From primate observations, the most likely inventor of the first hunting and foraging tools are females. The first known author in history is a woman. Most of the prehistorical paintings were made by women. Women were most likely the one’s who tamed and domesticated our first animal, the dog. All these inventions and technical development are necessary for civilisation.
Considering that women are on average more sociable, cooperative, rule observant and less likely to display physical violence, which disprove the idea that women are fundamentally self-centered or prone to act of violence, I find their views on women a pretty much perfect example of projection.
PS: Margaret E. Knight was a fairly prolific inventor, but she mostly invented industrial machines and process which isn’t bad at all for a women without any form of formal education who worked low and mid level jobs in the textile and paper industry for all her life.
@WWTH
For Hodor, you left out “women’s feeble brains mean that their entire conversation is like a single repeated word, and they have no intellectual stamina for anything more complex. Also, land whales. It’s not like any of us would actually fuck a she-Hodor anyway, right?”
@Ooglyboggles a ponygirl is a woman dressed up to resemble a horse as part of a sexual roleplay scenario. And there are ponyboys as well.
@tim gueguen
Oh okay
That explains it.