So in the Red Pill subreddit, the Alpha dudes are circle-jerking over an obviously staged “prank” video by a Russian YouTuber (who has plainly acknowledged that some of his videos are staged) in which women are enticed into taking a ride in his Lamborghini right in front of their boyfriends! Except not really!
But all this doesn’t really matter, because in the midst of the conversation, one of the regulars offers this bit of Red Pill wisdom:
![Laconises 6 points 20 hours ago I blame the "boyfriends" (how I hate that word). First they're ogling some kid's car and thereby demonstrating what pathetic, materialistic failures they are, then they let their women actually get in the car with the kid. Repulsive behaviour. If you don't treat your women like cattle, someone else will. permalinkembedsaveparentreportgive gold [–]Endorsed ContributorScholarInRed 0 points 8 hours ago If you don't treat your women like cattle, someone else will. This needs to be made into a poster and distributed to every male under 14.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/cattle.png?resize=527%2C325&ssl=1)
Sometimes the only proper response is a reaction gif.
Oh, and if anyone wants to actually make a poster of the quote, DO IT.
H/T — r/TheBluePill
This whole post is gold. Bless your face.
Same here! XD
Though I also watch other Youtubers like Markiplier (who’s coming back after a hiatus because one of his friends/roommates committed suicide, so the Markiplier fandom’s a bit walking on eggshells right now), the Yogscast (Specifically Kim, Will Strife, Duncan, and Hat Films on occasion), and whenever Mr. Sark can be bothered to put up a Gmod video (he mostly does FPSs, and while I don’t mind them, they’re not ones I care to watch).
So yeah. XD
No shit.
I love video games, but these “gamers” really need to stop huffing their own farts. They’re not tactical geniuses because they can beat a game, ffs.
If that was the case, I’m a wasteland survival expert/gun expert/mechanic because I beat Fallout 3.
They just wanted to be part of the McFeasting!
Not that they’d have the guts to do half the stuff the War Boys did to impress him, or do they realize that Immortan Joe was the only one allowed to lay hands on the wives.
(In other news, guess who finally sat down and watched that movie!)
@Paradoxical Intention
Does that mean if I go and kiss a demon, it’ll be like I had splashed it with holy water? 😀
@KIA post
Wow, that had some absurd levels of self-importance.
“We sit around for days performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks.”
Geez, thank you for your selfless and valiant contribution society. How could our world possibly function if you weren’t on your computer sniping people in Call of Duty for hours at a time?
(Psst, most video game are not that hard. It’s almost like they made them that way on purpose so that people could enjoy them)
Uh… You aren’t torturing yourself if you’re doing something you think it’s fun. There are lot of people who would consider hiking a punishment, but since I love it, I don’t say I’m punishing myself when I go hiking.
All those MMORPGs seem to have morphed the original poster’s understanding of reality. He sounds like he just learned he’s the “chosen one” or something.
*Ahem*
Oh great and wise gamers, you who have spent untold hours performing the most herculean of tasks, I beseech your aid.
Our turbines have tripped offline, we have no control of our safety systems, nor any lighting to see our troubles. If the problem isn’t resolved within 90 minutes, we’ll need to start evacuating people lest all these lovely hydrocarbons ignite and kill us all.
Please, oh beneficent ones, what should I do? I tried shooting the turbine in its weak spot, but that only appears to have made matters worse!
(FYI, this was a real problem. I already resolved the issue. It did not involve shooting anything in the face)
RosaDeLava — I’m bruised, blistered, peeling, and I think I managed to rope burn my armpits. Definitely fell a few times. Torture or trapeze? Brb, running away to join the circus!
Yeah, most sensible people would consider hanging from their knees, or holding themselves upside down, to be torture, me? Knee hang = fun… the other? Ehhh I’ll get it sooner or later!
For bonus irony — I was noting over lunch that at least my left hand got the worst of it so I can still play VtM:B. Gators, when you’re bruised and blistered to the point that holding your controller is painful, then we’ll talk. In the meantime, I have a drop to manage to do without dropping clear onto the mat!
@Drezden, Simple! Just collect the assorted wires, metal scraps, and bolts scattered throughout the area. They should be easy to spot, glowing and rotating a few feet above the floor. Once you have collected at least 50 [parts], return to the turbines and stand within the red completion zone. You’ll know you’ve succeeded by the floating text stating “mission complete.” If you collect all 70 [parts], you will get the “Who needs a repairman?” Trophy (or Achievement). Easy peasy!
Speaking of games, I’ve recently been gathering inspiration for my (hopefully) future game collection room.
A nice, large room with comfy chairs, a big TV, and lots of collectibles everywhere of the console, controller, cartridge, advertisement, swag, ect. sort. (♥ω♥ ) ~♪
I’ve been collecting them in various places too. Pintrest and Etsy mostly, but I have a folder dedicated to it in my “Dream House Design” folder, since that’s a project that kind of soothes me a bit.
It’s interesting the way gamer-geeks thinks that sitting in front of a screen necessarily means they’re smart. I’d comment further but I can’t stop laughing at Kia’s poor spelling.
I saw the KiA post when it was posted on BOOC and a few people did some great copypastas. Much funnier than the original arglebargle. (Well, funny in a different way at least)
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestOfOutrageCulture/comments/3o7h50/gamers_are_competative_hard_core_by_nature_we/
@Argenti
Disregarding the injuries, that sounds like a lot of fun. Not gonna lie, I’m kind of jealous.
Nawh, bruises aren’t injuries and the rest is literally skin deep, totally worth it. As for being jealous, I have no idea how good this map is, but it’s listed on my studio’s site for people not close enough to go there — https://maps.google.ca/maps/ms?msid=201361651918209598044.0004dfd89c683413d10b6&msa=0 — it really is fun, if exhausting.
Argenti, alas the closest one to me would require a passport. And a plane. Or a long, long, long drive.
@Argenti
Thank you! None of them are in my country, sadly. But even if there were I think they wouldn’t be close to the place I live.
Ah, yeah, outside the US your best bet would probably be to google things like aerials, circus arts, aerial yoga might get you something too, sorry I can’t be of more help, though I guess outside the states your circuses tend to be acrobatics and such? One of them might know of a local studio, if they’re a local group, though at this point I’m throwing out any idea that springs to mind.
Oh hey, there’s one close to me. Hm.
In San Diego there’s a Circus Arts place that I think also alternates as a Kung Fu studio, which initially brought this to my mind:
Fibi!! Hi! How are you?
Nequam — that is hilarious, and I don’t like clowns! The dual purpose makes sense actually, you’ll want actual crash pads under each trapeze, but for both the whole floor is ~2″ thick foam so you can stretch and such without getting dirt and grit in your elbows.
And those crash pads? One of our trapeze bars is rigged really low, like, you will land on your ass when you come down off it, and fuck it, it’s like plopping onto a nice comfy mattress. So worst I’ve done so far was a wicked rope burn on my foot, well, that and a few cases of bruised pride 🙂
@Argenti
I think I’ve seen something like circus art in my hometown, but this was year ago. The place I study in is not far from a major town though, so it’s possible that there’s something like that there – or at least something other than gym. I just need to learn how the buses there work 😀
@Nequam
That’s just awesome.
I’m around and alive, thanks for asking. Hope all is well with you and your fishies :]
Lol, I hear you on the buses! Moved back in with my parents, um, four years ago and still haven’t figured out the buses here, Pittsburgh puts this suburban transit chaos to shame!
You might also want to try looking up other circus arts — fire arts like fire eating and such, they’d might know local studios; jugglers and stilt walkers and such might, though lots of them are self taught. I’d say maybe acrobatics, but most of those studios, at least here, are really teenage gymnasts bending in ways I simply don’t understand! Trapeze does not require nearly the strength that does — I can’t do a pull up, and can do maybe one push-up, but other than a few things that would be more impressive if I could fully lift myself, I’ve gone from “holy shit this is impossible” to sitting on the bar waiting to be told what’s up next on our practice list in two months.
@skiriki
Karelian pies…mmmm…I learned how to make those… mine are tasty but never look as good as the bought ones.
@Drezden — just in case if I stumble upon a situation similar to yours, what’s the correct procedure? Like, you know, overall. Honestly curious, although chances of that are like 1 in 999,999,999,999,999 trillion gabillion gerbilzillion.
@rugbyyogi — Protip: dip in melted butter as they come piping hot out of the oven and set aside to cool, after that, no one cares how they look like, because they will taste divine to power of ten and people will be way too busy cramming them into their mouth to stop and evaluate their looks.
OT, but what do people think of this protest in Texas where people are protesting the new campus gun laws by carrying dildos around?
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/gun-nuts-freak-out-over-texas-students-cocksnotglocks-open-carry-protest-and-its-awesome/comments/#disqus
Unsurprisingly they’re being targeted, doxxed and harassed by the pro gun trolls who sound a lot like our usual suspects.
That’s awesome.