So in the Red Pill subreddit, the Alpha dudes are circle-jerking over an obviously staged “prank” video by a Russian YouTuber (who has plainly acknowledged that some of his videos are staged) in which women are enticed into taking a ride in his Lamborghini right in front of their boyfriends! Except not really!
But all this doesn’t really matter, because in the midst of the conversation, one of the regulars offers this bit of Red Pill wisdom:
![Laconises 6 points 20 hours ago I blame the "boyfriends" (how I hate that word). First they're ogling some kid's car and thereby demonstrating what pathetic, materialistic failures they are, then they let their women actually get in the car with the kid. Repulsive behaviour. If you don't treat your women like cattle, someone else will. permalinkembedsaveparentreportgive gold [–]Endorsed ContributorScholarInRed 0 points 8 hours ago If you don't treat your women like cattle, someone else will. This needs to be made into a poster and distributed to every male under 14.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/cattle.png?resize=527%2C325&ssl=1)
Sometimes the only proper response is a reaction gif.
Oh, and if anyone wants to actually make a poster of the quote, DO IT.
H/T — r/TheBluePill
A cow in a Lamborghini! I am loving the thought of what that will do to the suspension!
Well, seeing as how cattle are revered in many cultures, I guess it could be worse? Then again, it could be a helluva lot better as well. Best, on the whole, to just treat everyone as people.
Or, to put it in other words: Moo, I say! Moo.
So much is at steak.
I doubt a Lamborghini would interest me. Now, a handsome phaeton pulled by well-kept Hackneys…
Cows and Lamborghinis aren’t as incongruous as you might think.
Lamborghini was, and still is, a manufacturer of tractors.
Mr Lamborghini had a Ferrari. However he had issues with poor customer service. After once again being given the brush off by Enzo Ferrari he just said “Sod this, I own a vehicle assembly plant” and got his staff to design and build him a car.
The rest is history.
Katz, your joke is très mignon. It’s better than the one made by Sir Loin when he enticed me to go to Porter House, the famous establishment on the New York Strip. But I refused to accompany him to England, as I couldn’t face the London broil.
@Alan Robertshaw
I think Lamborghini sports cars have the most impressive, and at the same time most useless, feature ever. I’m of course referring to the “flame thrower” effect that the car has when going really very fast indeed. When your exhaust pipes glow hot enough to ignite the left-over fuel vapour in your exhaust gases, that’s when you know you’re doing something terribly wrong, or awesomely right, depending on your point of view.
@ monzach
I must confess to knowing little about their cars (I’m more of a Land Rover person); I do however like their tractors. I’d love to go off roading in this beauty:
http://www.thehindubusinessline.com/multimedia/dynamic/01431/laom_jpg_1431351f.jpg
@Alan Robertshaw: o_O It looks like a tractor and a monster truck had a baby…
Mooo…..
Did he just say the guy was pathetic for eyeballing a Lamborghini? Does not compute.
@Alan Robertshaw
I do believe that that Lamborghini tractor is the most expensive one on Farming Simulator 2013! 😀 Yes, I’m a closet farmer, disguising as a slick city worker.
I just got through watching Season 5 of The Walking Dead. After the Terminus story line associating people with cattle sounds a lot more sinister.
Also, boys under 14? Who presumably still live with their parents? Treating women like cattle might not go down too well.
@ catamara
Like a lot of high end modern tractors it can be taught the layout of the land and actually drive itself. So you can just leave it to get on with ploughing etc. on its own.
Oh, and it has a jump seat so all the ladies who’ll no doubt be impressed have somewhere to sit with you.
@ monzach
A real farming simulator would just have you filling out applications for EU subsidies and shooting tourists’ dogs. 😉
Hey, Jessica Jones, sweet! Maybe MRAs/misogynists can be her first big bad for season 1!
I think of meme of her as Jayne vomiting would’ve worked perfectly there as well.
@Alan Robertshaw
Presumably while yelling “Git off mah lawn!” 😀
“Him were worrying my sheep”
“My sheep be the best in t’ County, Oi’ll have ye know!” (And of course “my” is pronounced “moi”)
If anything it seems women would be the ones that are in a better position to treat men like cattle, especially when it comes to feeding. I was raised on a small farm, and I’ve literally seen housewives in my area call their family for dinner in the same fashion they call the cows home.
I just checked out the link to the Russian guy doing the pranks, I’m not sure they are staged. I gather he said that after his family found out and were attempting some furious damage control. I’ve done a bit of googling, and unless this hoax has yet to be revealed, this kid’s for real. Apparently he’s the grandson of some oligach, and thinks it’s funny to pay poor people to humiliate themselves for money.
He sounds like a right little shit (if he’s real), while I didn’t read about him luring girls into his car, I’ve read many accounts of him paying people to drink his urine. Somehow that seems more worthy of outrage than the car prank.
@ monzach
Ha, I nearly spelled it that way!
@ Ashley
I hope women don’t start treating us like cattle. As you’ll know there’s not a lot of future being a boy cow!
@Ashley and @Alan Robertshaw
Well, at least I know that I won’t be ready for the slaughter in quite a while, what with my steady course of gradual weight loss. Phew!
Speaking of cows and boys.
If you ever find yourself texting your girlfriend that you’re “Just chilling and admiring the cows, the young ones are so cute” you might want to keep an eye on what predictive text is doing.
(Side note: I FOUND A SLY COOPER GIF. YISSSSSS.)
So…if men don’t treat me like cattle, some other man will, so they should treat me like cattle because…why, exactly?
Is it because they want control? Or am I literally a lower life-form/animal to them? Or do they want my milk? Or do they want to cannibalize me? Do they want to worship me like a deity? I’m so confused.