
So in the Red Pill subreddit, the Alpha dudes are circle-jerking over an obviously staged “prank” video by a Russian YouTuber (who has plainly acknowledged that some of his videos are staged) in which women are enticed into taking a ride in his Lamborghini right in front of their boyfriends! Except not really!
But all this doesn’t really matter, because in the midst of the conversation, one of the regulars offers this bit of Red Pill wisdom:
![Laconises 6 points 20 hours ago I blame the "boyfriends" (how I hate that word). First they're ogling some kid's car and thereby demonstrating what pathetic, materialistic failures they are, then they let their women actually get in the car with the kid. Repulsive behaviour. If you don't treat your women like cattle, someone else will. permalinkembedsaveparentreportgive gold [–]Endorsed ContributorScholarInRed 0 points 8 hours ago If you don't treat your women like cattle, someone else will. This needs to be made into a poster and distributed to every male under 14.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/cattle.png?resize=527%2C325&ssl=1)
Sometimes the only proper response is a reaction gif.

Oh, and if anyone wants to actually make a poster of the quote, DO IT.
H/T — r/TheBluePill


My first and, so far. only IRL encounter with a cow happened when I was eight. I was at the summer house of a classmate of mine and we had to go get milk from a near-by farm. Of course, being a curious little kid, I wanted to see the cows and got a bit of a guided tour. I made the mistake of standing right behind one of them and got shat on. 😐 Luckily I was wearing my wellies, but it was still a bit too…real.
Really, if hooking up with a woman is treating her “like cattle”, I have some questions as to how these guys treat cows.
“It’s a thankless job, but somebody’s got to do it!” – an MRA
There are no sacred cows in the manosphere.
“Treat women like cattle” says a dude who’s full of bull. And no doubt giving his readers a bum steer. If any of them take his advice, they’ll soon have a beef with him…
I thought they didn’t want women to be fat, though?
“[…]demonstrating what pathethic, materialistic failures they are Whereas I, by treating women as commodity, am totally not materialistic.”
I’m just… trying to parse the logic. If you don’t [do something bad] then someone else will [do that same bad thing]. Therefore you should go ahead and do [that bad thing] so that someone else doesn’t beat you to it.
It’s like, the third option, nobody treats women like cattle, doesn’t even occur to them.
Well, I treat MRAs like cattle. By which I mean I call the nearest horse, jump the fence and gallop away as fast as horsely possible whenever I see them.
(Personal joke. I grew up on a cattle farm and the bull charged me once. =P)
Red pill logic: “It’s okay for you to be terrible to women because all men are terrible”
Mooooooooooooo!
Also, let’s say it’s not actually staged and the guy is asking women to come in his Lamborghini. So fucking what? It’s her choice. But of course, to Red pillers, ‘riding in a Lamborghini’ = ‘sex and blab lala lying cheater hypergamous slut blablabla’
@Paradoxical Intention
OMG THAT GIF IS AWESOME
Hrm… “then they let their women actually get into the car with the kid.” (emphasis mine.)
That part kinda stuck out to me. So is his alternative physically restraining her?
But ew, Why would anybody want to date someone they think of so much below them? Is this how they think of relationships? Like ownership of a lesser being? What’s even the point? So gross.
(To the guy who made the quote above, if this ever happens to you, it’s because she knows a Lamborghini will get her away from you as fast as possible.)
@PI
I feel like this shirt fits in response to your question. 🙂
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@Robjec: A fellow Achievement Hunter (or just Ryan in general) fan? 😀
WAIT I HAVE ANOTHER PUN:
Dude, that’s not what I meant when I said I’m a Taurus.
The whole concept of men stealing their girlfriends strikes fear into their hearts like nothing else. Their whole mantra is treat em’ badly before they get in first and beat you to it. So the very idea that a guy could just turn up in his expensive car and have their girlfriends jump at him, is their worst fear come to life.
“Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me.”
http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/28/2891/MLCPD00Z/posters/stephen-st-john-the-udder-of-a-huge-concrete-cow-frames-a-passing-red-sportscar.jpg
@Buttercup
Ok, HOW?!
What does this even mean?
http://38.media.tumblr.com/10627d114c6cf5e7ee2e027959b76000/tumblr_inline_ngau98Iq7j1r2b92e.gif
How now, brown cow?
There are no alpha males on Red Pill. If they truly were alpha males, they wouldn’t be wringing their hands and whining on the Internet.
I don’t eat meat after seeing a slaughter house. Why treat a person like meat?
Don’t Lamborghinis have leather seats? That’d be awkward when you invite a cow for a ride.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m04jsprTre1r8qila.gif
He’s just offering a (tri)tip.