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Yet another Manosphere doofus thinks Bruce Jenner is “having a sex change because females get more attention.”

Is it all their fault?
Is it all their fault?

Blame it on Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, Kylie and Kris.

Following on the heels of Men’s Rights idiots Janet “JudgyBitch” Bloomfield and Christian J, a writer for Return of Kings is suggesting that Bruce Jenner is transitioning out of envy at the attention the assorted Kardashian women get from paparazzi and the press.

As David Garrett sees it, Jenner is upset that he’s been

perpetually upstaged and outshone by his now ex-wife Kris Kardashian, his daughters, and his stepdaughters. Despite his immutable achievements as a sportsman and national hero, Jenner was, as a man, undoubtedly emasculated by the reality that his past talent and glory meant nothing against the vainglory of the women in his family.

So, naturally, Jenner as turned to what Garrett sees as the most obvious solution: a sex change.

It comes as no surprise that Bruce Jenner has taken the path of “gender transitioning.” Has Jenner equated being female with the fame, “respect,” and adoration he seems to desperately crave? Plastic surgery to capture (or caricature) his long-gone looks failed to generate anything but observers’ mirth.

Somehow it doesn’t occur to Garret that Jenner’s surgeries just might possibly have been part of an attempt to look more, you know, feminine? To better align the outside with the inside?

So what other choice was there to make?

I’m pretty sure there are easier ways for an already famous person to get the public’s attention than this.

Jenner’s choice has been vindicated, however sickly, as he has reached a level of fame and recognition he never could have as a normal man in the Kardashian-Jenner family.

Sure, I mean, who doesn’t want the paparazzi dogging your every move and Twitterers making endless jokes about you while you are in the middle of a complicated and emotionally fraught process to become outwardly the gender you always knew you were?

Inasmuch as he has made what most ROK readers will regard as a reckless, bizarre, and mentally ill decision, I do feel sorry for Bruce Jenner. It is hard not to feel sorry for someone who had the world at his feet and then saw it stripped from him. Retirement is hard enough for former sporting champions, particularly those with an Olympic gold medal or NBA Championship MVP award.

Jenner retired — from sports, at least — nearly four decades ago, and has kept pretty busy since.

When you add the surreal life of being the so-called “patriarch” of the Kardashian-Jenner family, depression, and gender identity issues seemingly come with the territory.

Uh, Jenner has had “gender identity issues” since childhood.

The true terror of the Bruce Jenner saga is that it does nothing to dissuade the countless women who want to copy the lifestyles, asses, or lip-puckerings of Kim, Kylie, or Kendall.

Yeah, because that’s what it’s all about.

Naturally, the commenters on ROK are even more thoughtful than Garrett’s, er, analysis. By which I mean, holy crap, if you’re having a pretty decent day you might want to just skip the rest of this post.

LegallySpeaking hails Jenner’s marketing acumen:

[H]e’s upped the ante. As a man, a sex tape was not a big enough show stopper. Coming out as gay was now old hat.

But jumping on the emerging tranny train? Hallelujah, Brucy screamed blasphemously.

It’s telling how fake this is in that he’s not having the surgery, but merely “taking the hormones” and dressing like a woman. In other words, things he can lie about doing in private and then make a big show of  doing when the cameras are watching.

Brigadon has some interesting thoughts on military strategy:

You know, i am not normally a fan of muslims, but using fags and dysphorics as terminally-guided munitions sounds like a pretty good idea.

CamelJockey isn’t sold on the “attention whore” theory.

Bruce doesn’t crave the attention like the Kardashian women do. He doesn’t really care that much about being in front of the camera on the show.

He’s transitioning to a woman because he’s a weak man and his cunt wife and her daughters broke Bruce down mentally.

Leeroy Jenkins thinks it’s all about the balls, both figuratively and literally. Actually, he seems to have some difficulty telling real and figurative balls apart.

His whole life he trained his body physically, and his balls were shriveling up in the process. He had a male coach for his body but no male coach for his mind, and this is the result, utter confusion. He went through life with same “just be nice to wimminz and dey will luv u” nonsense that i and the rest of you guys started out with. I think the problem is, is that he can’t let this philosophy go because he wouldn’t be able to stomach the fact he’s been wrong his whole life. To him the problem can’t possibly be he has a lack of balls and has been grovelling at his daughters and ex-wife’s feet his whole life. It must be he was never meant to have balls in the first place. 

An anonymous commenter wonders why Jenner wasn’t just spinning plates:

Bruce Jenner was olympic gold medalist. He could have been alpha male with harem. He’s fucked in the head mentally, probably molested as infant and can’t remember the experience. Its illegal in many countries for doctors to do gender re-assignment surgery, its considered taking advantaged of a mentally ill person for profit. American culture is sick from a disease called feminism, that wants traditional gender roles erased, so this behavior is celebrated.

doktorjeep is pretty sure that he knows “m2f trannies” better than they know themselves:

I have at times theorized on something about m2f trannies. Not sure if it’s true, but I took a course in human sexuality in college and got to see a host of interviews and accounts by trannies.

They all say the same thing “I feel free”.

Now I for one can’t understand this state of mind called freedom being based on that which dangles between the legs. But I can understand that this might be where the “omega tranny” thing comes from: a total dateless wonder so full up on man-hate dogma that they decide to get sex changes to get an upper hand in the game. But, if one were to sit there and think “hmmm. Women seem to get the upper hand in a rigged game and I can’t win. Therefore, become a woman…”, then that would in some ways be a (partially at least) open door to red pill thinking. …

[T]his could be the result of fathers or even a “culture in the family” of men thinking that to be a man is to be overworked downtrodden and miserable in some beta self-sacrifice to the happiness of the women. Now throw in sex change education and glorification of it …

You see being all work and no play, as a man, and having no say in the household (like hiding in a man cave for example), IMO, is how you raise a boy to become a woman, because you give him the impression through example that it sucks to be otherwise.

Brilliant theory, dude. Totally nailed it.

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Fnoicby
Fnoicby
7 years ago

My boyfriend is Iranian and he was telling me that in Iran, sex changes are provided free by the government! I thought this was surprisingly open minded of the government until he told me this is their solution to homosexuality. If they can change your gender then you won’t be homosexual anymore, which is illegal there. Eep.

Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

jumping on the emerging tranny train

Well you try that and then find out there’s a replacement vagina bus service.

[Might have to live in the UK to get that reference]

Paradoxical Intention
7 years ago

Then why doesn’t this asshole go and become a woman if he thinks it’s so fucking great?

Oh wait, because then he’d lose all ability to dudelojik and be superior in every way. [/sarcasm]

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Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
7 years ago

If they think it’s so much easier being a woman, why don’t more men transition then? Why don’t this fuckers get the surgery if they think the world will be on a platter for them? Hmm?

PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY’RE FULL OF SHIT.

GOD FUCK.

sunnysombrera
7 years ago

@Alan Robertshaw

You’ve just given me a great excuse to share this picture.
http://libernazione.it/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/choo.jpg

MaudeLL
7 years ago

What bizarre theories. Those guys really think everything revolves around them. When a person transitions, it must be because they want attention from them. When a woman looks different than the way they think she should look (aka every woman), she must be doing it for attention.
But those fierce alphas won’t take the bait! They’re *so* not obsessed with women, trans or cis. That’s what happens when you’re alpha as fuck. You show the world how women won’t get attention from you by writing all day about how little attention you give them.

Judas Peckerwood
Judas Peckerwood
7 years ago

That last MRA post was a masterpiece. Of something.

Cerberus
Cerberus
7 years ago

It’s telling how fake this is in that he’s not having the surgery, but merely “taking the hormones” and dressing like a woman.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha-FUCK YOU!

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
7 years ago

Wait, I thought wanting attention is a woman’s trait? And a “alpha male with harem” oh those same alphas that constantly complain about women no matter what they do and say? Yeah so alpha much alpha wow.

Feminism wants to destroy traditional gender roles so according to these guys traditional gender roles are Men are incapable of love and loyalty; manipulative, violent, angry, controller/abuser and the women are slaves doing everything a man tells them to do.

Yep that sounds totally healthy and not misanthrope at all.

Its funny that they constantly complain that society doesn’t care about men but they’ll tell jokes about men being abused and raped well unless they were by other men then it’s “see? Men are suffering too.”

Anything that is feminine and anything a woman does or says it is downgraded, its mocked, it’s wrong and they complain that men are the subhumans.

Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

@ sunnysombrera

Ha, brilliant!!!

Mewens
Mewens
7 years ago

“I feel free!”

“Lemme translate that for you: You’re looking for an edge, right? Looking to race the other rats just that much better? Shhh, you don’t have to speak. I took Psych 101.”

sparky
sparky
7 years ago

I have at times theorized on something about m2f tr*nnies. Not sure if it’s true, but I took a course in human sexuality in college and got to see a host of interviews and accounts by tr*nnies.

“This one time [who only knows how long ago], I took a class on human sexuality [which may or may not have had actual up-to-date information on trans people and trans issues], and I’ve read a couple blog posts by trans people. This, of course, makes me an absolute expert on trans people, trans identities, and trans issues. Now listen as I spew bullshit and assfacts.”

weirwoodtreehugger
7 years ago

Did brigadon troll here before? The name sounds familiar.

Hoosier X
7 years ago

Can I add “tranny train” to my list of words and phrases that automatically indicate the writer is a bozo who can’t possibly have anything relevant or interesting or clever to say?

politically correct
hipster
activist judge
Nobama
feminazi
sheeple
thug
reverse racism
tranny train

Tina S
Tina S
7 years ago

I just can’t believe how these guys don’t get how hard transitioning is. Have they never taken a medication before or had surgery? To think that this is so easy that someone would just jump right into it, i just don’t get it. These guys seem to think that this is as simple as boiling water for pasta or putting a frozen meal into the microwave. This is a homemade several course meal,veggie chopping multiple burners going oven use. I’m hungry.

Aunt Edna
Aunt Edna
7 years ago

Redpillians are at their best (= revealing the true extent of their intellectual, emotional, and moral impairment) when they engage in psychologizing. That’s when their complete lack of empathy and basic understanding of human motivations becomes painfully, and sometimes laughably, apparent.

As evidenced by these comments only, literally everything they believe about other people’s behaviors is a projection of their own unusually limited (by narcissism and then some) minds.

Hilarity and /or horror ensue.

Johanna Roberts
7 years ago

Trust a guy named Leeroy Jenkins to run his mouth off without checking with the rest of the raid (in this case, the rest of the human race) to see if we actually were ready to listen. And it ended just as badly.

Podkayne
Podkayne
7 years ago

Didn’t this happen in Samuel R. Delany’s “Triton”? I seem to recall the main character was some dude who thought he was alpha as fuck but couldn’t find any women who could handle his alpha-as-fuckness. Then he went through his culture’s process for becoming a woman, so he could become the woman any alpha-as-fuck man wanted. Hijinks ensued.

Well, there are differences, but still. PRECEDENT.

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
7 years ago

We have vagina buses and now tranny trains, I cant wait for what they’ll say about ships and planes

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
7 years ago

I liked how a couple of the comments took a quasi-scientific stance, like this one:

Retirement is hard enough for former sporting champions, particularly those with an Olympic gold medal or NBA Championship MVP award. When you add the surreal life of being the so-called “patriarch” of the Kardashian-Jenner family, depression, and gender identity issues seemingly come with the territory.

I mean, this makes it sound like of course Jenner was going to come out as trans, it was just a matter of time! Look at the past history! This was so predictable!

That’s why all these guys were totes predicting this last year, five years ago, ten years ago … it’s not like Jenner retired yesterday or just met the Kardashians a week ago, so everyone saw it coming. Right? Right?

idledillettante
7 years ago

“Vainglory” is not a word. Sometimes these ROK writers sound like the novel writing machines from 1984, if those machines were programmed on a ‘hateful anti feminist’ setting. Like the Novel writing machines ROK staff tell readers the same little story over and over again. This time it’s how women are really privileged but it would be mentally ill to get a sex change and become one.

There are other story outlines. The feminist who got old and fat and ugly for example. The parable of the cock carousel. The allegory of the female sex vending machine.

When will these guys realize they aren’t saying anything new, but just variations on a playbook they learned from patriarchy?

Loquora
Loquora
7 years ago

I may have just sprained an eyebrow reading some of those quotes. I guess it’s okay since it’s my first comment here, but I should really learn to be less surprised at the disgusting things some people say.

Jordan James Fuller
7 years ago

Pretty sure the novel writing machines from 1984 would be more eloquent and coherent then ROK.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
7 years ago

Let me get this straight – Jenner’s transition was inevitable because retired athlete + multiple daughters = upstaged, feminized mangina in desperate need of attention?

So, I guess we can expect sex changes at some point from Phil Mickelson, Roger Federer, and J.R. Smith. Oo, and Muhammed Ali, too. Not only does he have seven daughters, at least one of them (Laila) has made a name for herself in the boxing world. And we can’t have that.

RoscoeTCat
RoscoeTCat
7 years ago

I’m a new commenter, and the following is somewhat off-topic. I truly wonder if a lot of these younger “red pill men” types, who write these lame RoK articles, haven’t had their mentalities warped by porn. The hardcore, high-speed Internet variety.

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