Good news, everyone! Another Red Piller has made another terrible short film!
“Naughty Nomad,” a Red Pill travel writer who claims to be known as “The Indiana Jones of Pussy,” has produced a not-quite nine-minute film called I Can Do Better. As he explains it on his website, the little drama “explores themes like hypergamy, female entitlement and spinsterhood.” So if you’re into all that you are in luck!
I don’t want to spoil anything, but rest assured that in the film an old woman apparently sort of regrets rejecting some dudes back when she was younger.
The film isn’t as technically, er, challenged as Davis Aurini’s masterpiece Lust in the Time of Heartache, nor does it include any play-fighting ninjas in fedoras and ill-fitting suits. But it makes up for these deficiencies with some awesomely inept acting — and a script that seems to have come straight from the Red Pill subreddit.
In the film, set in the present day, a young woman named Sonia with an assortment of hair styles rejects a succession of suitors, declaring each time that she could “do better.” (Evidently she is supposed to be aging, as everyone knows that young women with shoulder-length black hair eventually mature into women with long blonde hair.)
In the final scene, also seemingly set in the present day, Sonia has suddenly been transformed into an old woman. But she’s up to her old tricks, rejecting a similarly old suitor because she still thinks she can “do better.” At least that’s what she tells her son and his family, who are waiting in her apartment to drink coffee and eat cookies with her.
But then they suddenly vanish. See, they were imaginary, because no woman who rejects dudes that other people think they should be grateful to date can ever hope to have children.
Apparently this is supposed to be a sad ending, at least for her, even though she gets to eat all of the cookies herself.
There is also a Russian version of the film, in case you were wondering, “hey, is there a Russian version of this film?” Though I’m not sure why you would be wondering that, frankly.
H/T — TheBluePill subreddit
Um, I don’t understand, based on your description, how those themes are “explored”…
Sounds like “Yo, stupid bitches, you should totes go out with me ’cause you’ll get old and be alone if you don’t.”
I don’t actually want to spend 9 minutes watching this. I think my time is better used staring at a blank wall. Imma sip some coffee now and enjoy the rainy weather.
I love it. Everything to these guys is numbers. It’s women thinking “I could do better” rather than some more complex thoughts about maybe how this person isn’t quite right for them, how their incompatibilities will make life unpleasant.
It’s gotta be some numbers game that the red pillers can manipulate, nothing subjective and personal. They can’t understand a world in which courtship is not simply bought, and try to force everything to bend to that imagined world.
I’ll probably forget to watch this by the time I get home, and that sounds like it’s a good thing. I can do better for my entertainment options.
Has anyone else noticed that the only places people from the Manuresphere “win” is in their own imagined scenarios?
I don’t understand how this could possibly be an 8+ minute video. Instead of a 20 word TRP comment.
“The Indiana Jones of pussy?”
Your world view belongs in a museum, homey.
In the sequel I hope the lady eats all the cookies & tea while looking at pictures of all the awesome stuff she did after turning down these dudes.
“But then they suddenly vanish. See, they were imaginary, because no woman who rejects dudes that other people think they should be grateful to date can ever hope to have children.
Apparently this is supposed to be a sad ending, at least for her, even though she gets to eat all of the cookies herself.”
That is sad. I don’t think I can handle the emotional impact of this short film.
Should have ended with her being eaten by her 50 housecats-of-loneliness. Like, dramatically: the cats don’t even wait for her to die they just all attack and consume her in feline disgust for her spinsterhood. I would watch that horror film.
Hey. I can tell foolface all about it. I’m old. Not just too old for him, but oooooold.
Guess what. Not only could I do better, I did do better.
I have grown up children and I still have a husband who willingly shares a bed with me. He’s done so for nearly 40 years. We’re both very happy about that. Many people our age are like us, others have made other choices, and they’re happy with those too.
Why do these bozos think we’re always measuring people up like this. It’s like ground hog day in middle school.
I saw it.
Acting was bad. Oversimplified.
I’d like to see a film that shows how promiscuous and misogynist men are unhappy to learn that after years of treating women like dirt, they can’t find a “nice girl” to settle down with, since the nice girls want nothing to do with them.
So, the message here is, “Jump on the first guy who calls you m’lady or you’ll end up old and nobody will want to marry you!”
It’s telling that modern MRAs and scolds from my great-grandmother’s generation have the exact same arguments against women following their own best interests.
The corollary piece would be a short film entitled “I Could Have Done Better,” in which a young woman says “Yes” to the first dude who asks, then jump-cut forward 40 years and he’s a bald unpleasant Willy Loman character who hits on his grandson’s girlfriend and is only there to borrow money from his adult kids for another get-rich-quick scheme, but in the end credit sequence we see him take the money into a casino and put it all on the Pass Line at Craps, ending with him stealing a tip from a passing waitress’ tray.
I said “no thank you” to a large number of douchehats in my twenties and thirties.
My real, flesh-and-blood sons are currently eating cookies in the other room.
@Thinker2000
Yep. Their self-image revolves around elaborate revenge fantasies. I bet when they were 10, they spent a lot of time daydreaming about acquiring superpowers and kicking bullies’ asses.
@tesformes: Thing is, I’m thinking that ending up alone is probably preferable to ending up with a “m’lady.”
But … it’s too small to have fistfights with Nazis in there? And anyway, I thought you usually go buy a cream? To beat the vagina Nazis with?
In other words, he’s an archaelogist who studies ancient relics. And disses them as spinsters.
@Falconer Well, someone has to prevent the vaginazis from getting their hands on his liquid fucking Ark of the Covenant…
And as it turns out, she DID do better: alone is way better than together with someone you don’t like.
Also, don’t forget: ALL the cookies!
@Buttercup
Maybe that’s what causes periods. Sure as hell would explain a lot.
potterchik, you’re right, she seemed lukewarm about all the guys she was with. Why should she be expected to settle down with one of them just because? Because *they* liked her? That’s not enough of a reason. It seems like these Red Pill guys can’t grasp that.
@Thinker2000
An honorable tradition extending back to Ayn Rand. It fits the libertarian ethos well.
I have a husband, two teenage boys and this woman’s life doesn’t look half bad. While I was wallowing in the shit-that-never-ends from a toddler, she was sipping champagne. So tough! What a terrible life she’s leading!
As well as the fact, that unlike red pillers, I don’t even dream that my kids will come home and visit me every day unless they’re living with me. God forbid! I don’t even have a basement! Just a shed. So I’ll just have to imagine my kids and grandkids when they’re not there too – off living their lives as they should be, and not living in my shed for the sole purpose of prying into my love life.
Also – just to note…I thought women hit some wall, and would never ever be able to have a man again – but here, this lady is able to ride the cock carousel until old age. Sounds just fine to me.
For me, this is a recruitment video for not settling – drinking champagne, not settling for a guy who just doesn’t do it, optimistic until the end. I mean, the men looked bummed, but Sonia was happy as anything. Go Sonia!
Speaking as a 44 years old spinster, with no regrets, does this douche even consider that the whole “marriage, babies, white picket fence” thing is not suitable for everybody?
I did live with a guy for 6 years – NEVER AGAIN!
Ha ha ha.