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Heartiste: If society doesn't mistreat women, they'll all get fat and disagreeable

Damn those uppity women.
Damn those uppity women.

It’s rare that they come out and say it this explicitly, but here’s Heartiste, arguing that unless society treats women badly they won’t give him a boner. In a brief post about “Dread Game” — his term for manipulatively gaslighting women to prey on their insecurities — he offers up this bit of shitbag philosophy:

Dread game on a societal scale keeps women in line, always working hard to please men lest they be cast to the icy wastelands with the rest of the anti-feminine rejects. The opposite of Dread Game — Coddle Game — relaxes selective pressures on women to stay feminine and thin and agreeable. And so what you see now in the decadent, coddling West is what we get: Ballbusting fat feminist cunts and careerist androgynes.

So brave, Heartiste, so brave.

 

 

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vaiyt
vaiyt
7 years ago

Thanks, Heartiste, for outlining exactly what women need to do to avoid you and make sure your kind never reproduces.

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
7 years ago

Heartiste more like Heartless

sparky
sparky
7 years ago

Y’know, I’m just not that afraid of not pleasing Heartiste’s boner.

Signed, a “ball busting fat feminist c*nt”

PS: I don’t endorse actually physically busting testicles. That is painful, and criminal assault.

Sara
Sara
7 years ago

“Careerist androgyne,” wow I’ve just found my new fall aesthetic!

coffee
coffee
7 years ago

Woo, I finally have a term for me! “Careerist androgyne.” That actually has a really, really catchy ring to it. I dig it. In fact, I’m listing that as my job on facebook now.

Thanks, heartiste!

(This was all sincere. I do legitimately love that term.)

Sarah
Sarah
7 years ago

I get the feeling that what is meant by “ballbusting” is talking back. As opposed to sweetly smiling while agreeing as much as possible, and disagreeing in a very gentle and ladylike way. Because dudebro is boss, and should be respected by the underlings.

Nitram
7 years ago

If heartiste is reading this:

Dude, enough already. We get it. You’re terrified of women. Petrified by them. Completely fucking frozen in fear. Don’t worry they won’t go near you, you pathetic shitbag loser. I pity your narrow narrow view of the world, but I take comfort in knowing you will come into contact with very few women. Keep nurturing that fear, it keeps us safe from you.

coffee
coffee
7 years ago

@Sara, not to be confused with Sarah

We should turn this into a thing. The careerist androgyne selfie. Pants suits, lady blazers, pixie cuts and/or bowties. We should be holding up a promotion letter and have a suited man in the background crying into his hands.

[that last sentence is what we call ‘irony’]

Luzbelitx
7 years ago

I sorta like “careerist androgyne” too.

I never cease to find amusing how any trait of traditional manliness (like having a job) is immediately translated by misogynists as “not a woman anymore”.

Aunt Edna
Aunt Edna
7 years ago

“It’s rare that they come out and say it this explicitly”

Maybe. But this happens to be the standard daily fare on Dalrock, for example, or Just Four Guys, and I’m sure many other manurespheric sites.

Keeping women in their place — cowed to submission, terrified, barefoot, pregnant, and chained to iron stoves and/or bedposts, lest they get ideas (about equality, justice, freedom, and other stuff that should be for men only) — is their revenge-fantasy-fueled ideal of the “better” world, one in which each of them can be the tyrant / harem owner he deserves to be. They do not have any qualms about voicing this explicitly and repeatedly.

Part of their laughably ignorant idealization of the patriarchal past has to do with these very fantasies: they genuinely believe that the perfect patriarchy of the not-too-distant past was a paradise for all (well, certainly for all men, with women benefiting from the male satisfied benevolence).

This is all coming from a very dark and deeply primitive part of their psyche, one that, if unchecked by constraints of a conscience (which manurespherians tend not to possess), is responsible for all kinds of evil in this world.

Abby March
Abby March
7 years ago

Dread Game sounds like a bad horror movie.

These guys crack me up. I have a strange feeling that they grew up on crappy fantasy novels and worse films and just never grew up. Like, they never learned to cope with a world where they weren’t some James Bond equivalent and so they deal with their issues by making up shit like “dread game” and imaginary, Left Behind style persecution so they can at least pretend that their cars might explode at any second or feminist paratroopers might suddenly dive bomb them and they can fight us off with their badass collection of guns and knives and testes or something.

I truly can’t believe I’m here for the first round of comments.

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
7 years ago

Abby March
I wouldn’t be surprised and also welcome to the little corner of the feminist hive where there is kitties and scented Effen candles! <3

cloudiah
7 years ago

I thought it said Cuddle Game, and I thought that sounded like fun. 🙁

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
7 years ago

Cuddle game- whoever gives the most hugs wins!

Jarred H
7 years ago

Can I have your attention please? Would all the women who are worried that they won’t give Heartiste a boner please raise your hands?

Anyone? Anyone?

sparky
sparky
7 years ago

It’s a little annoying that everything has to be “Game.” When Heartiste goes to the mailbox, is it “Postal Game?” When he balances his checkbook, is it “Banking Game?”

Nequam
Nequam
7 years ago

PS: I don’t endorse actually physically busting testicles. That is painful, and criminal assault.

True, but for some I’d be willing to make an exception.

… okay, sorry. I think my inner bitch’s leash is fraying. I don’t want to put myself in an isolated news-free bubble, but the sheer depth of shit that’s coming out of places like Ferguson is starting to get to me.

Nequam
Nequam
7 years ago

Just to clarify: I think of this inner snapping, snarling, barely-leashed dog of anger as a bitch because I’m a woman, ergo the dog is probably female (a bitch).

On a trivial note– is there, in fact, a term for a male dog that isn’t just “male dog”? I mean, we have buck deer (and goats, and rabbits), tomcats, bulls (as opposed to cows), roosters…

Abby March
Abby March
7 years ago

Thanks, frootloopsie.

Sparky, it has to be “game” because children like to play.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
7 years ago

@sparky

If I had to guess, my guess would be that they call it “game” because calling it what it is (“rape”) would cause PR problems.

That said, I am chuckling at the idea of Heartiste strutting down to the mailbox and trying to “game” his mail out of the postal delivery person, then smugly congratulating himself when he does, in fact, successfully obtain his mail.

Bina
7 years ago

The more keyboard flatulence Fartiste gives off, the more I’m convinced that he’s never even MET a woman, much less “gamed” her into or out of anything. Because any real person would just write him off (and quite rightly!) as a fucking weirdo not worth wasting any more time on.

Kim
Kim
7 years ago

@Nequam

Nope, dog is the term for a males of some canine species. Like dog fox.

Silly, isn’t it?

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
7 years ago

Aww, for a brief second I was hoping the term for male was “bull”, and then I would laugh at the confusion.

Huh. Is “bitch” used to describe female for any other species of animal? I feel like I’ve only ever heard it for dogs…

emilygoddess - MOD
emilygoddess - MOD
7 years ago

Apparently, growing up in a peaceful culture without aggressive role models won out over natural baboon instincts.

I’m reminded of Obsidian Files’s stint here. At one point he referred to the idea of dating a friend as “social circle game”. Literally ANY way one could meet and date women was a form of “game”, probably with a name and everything.

He was pretty sad under all that tl;dr.

Kim
Kim
7 years ago

I haven’t heard of any other species where bitch is the correct term. Wikipedia doesn’t mention special terms for other related species even like wolves or African Wild Dogs. That’s not to say there isn’t one of course.

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