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Today’s completely true totally not-made-up story of Feminazi misandering from the Men’s Rights subreddit

Totally real high school teacher
Totally real high school teacher

Ok, folks, brace yourself, because this story of anti-male oppression is tough to read. Not because it’s badly written and completely implausible — no, no, not that — but because it reveals the evil workings of the feminazi oppressors at their most vicious: when they are targeting high school juniors for no other reason than because they are walking down the hallway too close to FEMALES involved in the annual Eating of the Fetuses Women’s Mentor Day, during which the school’s FEMALES are given inspiring talks and free lunch and gift certificates for, I dunno, let’s just assume they’re for some of those “Boys are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them” t-shirts.

Anyway, so it’s Women’s Mentor Day, and young Zorfsic is going about his business:

I was walking to my 4th hour class that just so happen to stray near the Women’s Mentor Meeting. Thinking to myself “That time of the mont… I mean year, again!”. When all of a sudden a woman who does not work at the school grabs me by the arm and throws me onto the stairs as if she wanted me to sit. “What are you doing here! This is for females only! That mean girls, if you aren’t smart enough to catch on!”. My friend and my girlfriend came to me and as he planned it for year my buddy yells “Back off! This young man has nothing to do with you Feminist Nazi camp! He was just walk to his class!”. She grabbed him and took him to the office. My girlfriend was trying to help me up but another woman told her to stop and said “Let him do it. He doesn’t deserve your help.” and at that moment the schools security came to take me to the office. After explaining what happened me and my friend got suspended for trying to “stop a school planned event” that we tried to stay away from.

I cannot believe how completely true this story is. I don’t think I’ve ever read anything more true than this. It’s true SO HARD I had to put the especially true parts in bold. Apparently a good number of Men’s Rights Redditors agreed, as the post got more than a dozen upvotes, and poor misandried Zorfsic got mostly supportive comments from the crowd.

Granted, one dude — who was quick to point out that he totally thought the story was true — did suggest that Zorfsic might possibly consider trying to improve his writing ability, given that his post was “written with some level of theatrics and could easily be posted on an anti-MRM website to discredit what MRA s work for.” But, you know, every true prophet has his naysayers.

Note: I found this story through a post in the AntiMensRights subreddit. Amazingly, some of the people there doubt its veracity. Or at least they’re pretending that they do.

Note 2: In case any MRAs come by and get mad, yes, I Googled it, there actually is such a thing as Women’s Mentor Day, which is an annual event at one Arizona High School, and, yes, girls do get free lunches and gift bags. It’s the rest of the story that seems a tad made-the-fuck-up.

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kittehserf
8 years ago

…And the Formula 1 car doesn’t have the Renault power train.

/2014F1seasonjoke

Or get disqualified for using too much fuel

/Oz indignation

Shiraz
Shiraz
8 years ago

Couldn’t stay too long, derp. Apparently, He has a “Bigfoot Watch” that he takes very seriously. Oh, and the header included the phrase, “Too Highbrow.” Am I getting that right? I’m drunk, maybe?

Bina
8 years ago

Snurk. I have a Sasquatch living right in my own backyard! (Spoiler: it’s my polydactyl torbie kitty.)

LBT
LBT
8 years ago

Hell no, I ain’t just clicking any link. This is Manboobz! I know better!

Bina
8 years ago

Oh LBT, you must. This dude is hilarious. Racist and shitty, and using an old, old photo of his unprepossessing self. Typical PUA lumpenprole, in other words.

kittehserf
8 years ago

Snurk. I have a Sasquatch living right in my own backyard! (Spoiler: it’s my polydactyl torbie kitty.)

Bigpaw!

kittehserf
8 years ago

Bina – the ’80s glasses are a bit of a giveaway, aren’t they?

::snicker::

Bina
8 years ago

Yup…and so’s the fact that he says he hasn’t dated a black woman since 1986.

Dude be OLD.

Bina
8 years ago

Also, the comments section on that racist piece? Lordy…I haven’t seen this much wanking since I stumbled onto a bukkake still at Rotten.com!

katz
8 years ago

Also I’d like to point out that that book picture in the header is the WordPress default picture for that theme. He’s put about as much work into his blog as I put into the Prestigious Journal of Scientific Psychology.

Octo
Octo
8 years ago

Considering what the Women’s Mentor Day is all about, if they did have a Men’s Mentor Day it would probably be about encouraging men to take part in women dominated fields. I imagine this would still lead to claims of mysandry… It would go something like, “How dare you tell boys it’s okay to pursue secretarial work, nursing, or other ‘feminine’ jobs! You’re eroding their masculinity!”
That would actually be a great idea. The problem is not as publicly present, because there simply are less female dominated job areas, and because, well, those areas tend to have a lower social standing (surely no connection there…), but in those areas there’s usually an even larger ‘lack’ of men than of women in traditionally male-dominated fields. Plus, this might be just my personal, subjective interpretation, but in my experience, due to the inroads feminism has in fact made in recent decades, women pursuing a traditionally male career are these days maybe not quite as derided as men pursuing a traditionally female career still are.

Octo
Octo
8 years ago

Hrm, damn, missed the quote thing up again…

Shiraz
Shiraz
8 years ago

Actually, now that I think about it, it’s hilarious that his high school buddy refered to him (when speakinhg to the wholly terrifying feminist) as “…this young man.”

LBT
LBT
8 years ago

Sorry Bina, I’ll get my lulz from Manboobz and g0y porn. No newcomers!

RE: Octo

The problem is not as publicly present, because there simply are less female dominated job areas, and because, well, those areas tend to have a lower social standing (surely no connection there…)

Also, I believe part of it is a matter of MONEY. A lot of the traditional women’s professions pay shit, and I think a high school mentor program wouldn’t encourage guys to join them.

Shiraz
Shiraz
8 years ago

Um, no?

“…but in my experience, due to the inroads feminism has in fact made in recent decades, women pursuing a traditionally male career are these days maybe not quite as derided as men pursuing a traditionally female career still are.”

I think you’re describing gender policing/gender essentalism. Feminists don’t dig that. Who’s making fun of a man who wants to be a beautician, a nurse or a waitress? A homophobic idiot, maybe? His insecure male friends who think men should only have certain jobs to prove they are manly men.
What the hell does that have to do with feminists?

Bina
8 years ago

Also I’d like to point out that that book picture in the header is the WordPress default picture for that theme. He’s put about as much work into his blog as I put into the Prestigious Journal of Scientific Psychology.

Yup…no smell of cow bum there. At all. Whatsoever.

Samantha
Samantha
8 years ago

Something just came to me…The mra types are all about rugged individuality…as well as women on our knees. Well, they have already lost as a movement. A movement requires cooperation and mutual support among its members. They, however, eat each other. Are you a man who feels things? Mangina! Are you a man who has been sexually abused? You are just a whiny bitch-slapped little baby.

They are already dead…they just don’t know it yet.

markb
markb
8 years ago

Or stillborn.

kittehserf
8 years ago

Or zombies.

They sure as hell need brains, though they don’t even seem to realise it.

Sam-I-Was?
Sam-I-Was?
8 years ago

But this story must totes be true, I mean he has a girlfriend and everything! And heavens knows how violence against male children is encouraged in school in a society that is rife with lawsuits.

Having dealt with high school children in the past I see it going down quite differently. Story writer and friends are walking out of their way so they can make the same tired joke about it being that time of the month..oops year Hee Hee. Hall monitor tells them to move on and he mouths off. She tries to stop him to take him to the principle and his friend mouths off to her. Friend goes to the principle and he gets his feelings in a bunch because it is really hard to be a male in today’s society. I mean he is actually supposed to treat women as human beings, how can he not snap?

And for anyone wondering yes that was heavy use of sarcasm above. 🙂

Octo
Octo
8 years ago

“I think you’re describing gender policing/gender essentalism. Feminists don’t dig that. Who’s making fun of a man who wants to be a beautician, a nurse or a waitress? A homophobic idiot, maybe? His insecure male friends who think men should only have certain jobs to prove they are manly men.
What the hell does that have to do with feminists?”

Yes, that’s kinda what I’m describing, and I never said it had anything to do with feminism or feminists? I do in fact think feminism has done great in breaking up gender essentialism, even if the job’s obviously not finished, so to speak. *shrugs* I was just picking up a train of thought, as brought up by ladysunami.

Skye
Skye
8 years ago

Shiraz, I think Octo meant feminism has improved things somewhat for women entering men dominated roles, not that feminism is to blame for men getting flack for wanting to enter women dominated roles.

LBT, yes the salary level absolutely makes those jobs less appealing.

Skye
Skye
8 years ago

Sorry all. Slow phone

AbominableSnowPickle
AbominableSnowPickle
8 years ago

A little OT, but I LOVE Samantha’s userpic.

Samantha, is the Meezer yours? I have three! All seal points, though one is a snowshoe.

Sorry, to bother, I just had to gab about Siamese cats. I’ll go back to lurking^.^

Shiraz
Shiraz
8 years ago

Yeah, I got that, Skye. I was talking to the hypothetical “deriders” Octo mentioned. The type of dudebros who’d give another guy shit for not having the right job.

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