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Today’s completely true totally not-made-up story of Feminazi misandering from the Men’s Rights subreddit

Totally real high school teacher
Totally real high school teacher

Ok, folks, brace yourself, because this story of anti-male oppression is tough to read. Not because it’s badly written and completely implausible — no, no, not that — but because it reveals the evil workings of the feminazi oppressors at their most vicious: when they are targeting high school juniors for no other reason than because they are walking down the hallway too close to FEMALES involved in the annual Eating of the Fetuses Women’s Mentor Day, during which the school’s FEMALES are given inspiring talks and free lunch and gift certificates for, I dunno, let’s just assume they’re for some of those “Boys are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them” t-shirts.

Anyway, so it’s Women’s Mentor Day, and young Zorfsic is going about his business:

I was walking to my 4th hour class that just so happen to stray near the Women’s Mentor Meeting. Thinking to myself “That time of the mont… I mean year, again!”. When all of a sudden a woman who does not work at the school grabs me by the arm and throws me onto the stairs as if she wanted me to sit. “What are you doing here! This is for females only! That mean girls, if you aren’t smart enough to catch on!”. My friend and my girlfriend came to me and as he planned it for year my buddy yells “Back off! This young man has nothing to do with you Feminist Nazi camp! He was just walk to his class!”. She grabbed him and took him to the office. My girlfriend was trying to help me up but another woman told her to stop and said “Let him do it. He doesn’t deserve your help.” and at that moment the schools security came to take me to the office. After explaining what happened me and my friend got suspended for trying to “stop a school planned event” that we tried to stay away from.

I cannot believe how completely true this story is. I don’t think I’ve ever read anything more true than this. It’s true SO HARD I had to put the especially true parts in bold. Apparently a good number of Men’s Rights Redditors agreed, as the post got more than a dozen upvotes, and poor misandried Zorfsic got mostly supportive comments from the crowd.

Granted, one dude — who was quick to point out that he totally thought the story was true — did suggest that Zorfsic might possibly consider trying to improve his writing ability, given that his post was “written with some level of theatrics and could easily be posted on an anti-MRM website to discredit what MRA s work for.” But, you know, every true prophet has his naysayers.

Note: I found this story through a post in the AntiMensRights subreddit. Amazingly, some of the people there doubt its veracity. Or at least they’re pretending that they do.

Note 2: In case any MRAs come by and get mad, yes, I Googled it, there actually is such a thing as Women’s Mentor Day, which is an annual event at one Arizona High School, and, yes, girls do get free lunches and gift bags. It’s the rest of the story that seems a tad made-the-fuck-up.

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Xariit
8 years ago

“That time of the mont… I mean year, again!” Oh he must have felt good writing that one, what a witty honest man.

cloudiah
8 years ago

A good 60% of the posts on r/mr are also totally not-made-up completely true tales of misandry, I swear.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Poor guy. He was just walking to his class when all of a sudden a Feminist Nazi swoops in out of nowhere and throws him on the stairs. Gotta watch out for them Feminist Nazis swooping in out of nowhere. They’re like hawks. Or pigeons.

Good thing his buddy was right there and had a plan. The plan being to yell “Back off, Feminists Nazis!” Which sounds just like something Capt. America would say. And it took a year to come up with this plan. Or, this was the plan for this year. It’s really hard to tell because the writing is so bad.

But whatever happened, I’m sure it was metal. Or not.

DreamingRainne (@DreamingRainne)

posted on an anti-MRM website to discredit what MRA s work for

Not discredit, mock. It’s right there in the title!

The author took the quoted response (meant as constructive criticism) in stride. Seems to be a recurring theme amongst guys like that: They’re often perfectly nice people… as long as you first give them what they want up-front. Then you have earned decency.

Ivy Shoots
8 years ago

I was walking to my 4th hour class that just so happen to stray near the Women’s Mentor Meeting…My friend and my girlfriend came to me and as he planned it for year my buddy yells “Back off! This young man has nothing to do with you Feminist Nazi camp! He was just walk to his class!”…me and my friend got suspended for trying to “stop a school planned event” that we tried to stay away from.

When you try to stay away from something, you don’t stray near it. If you have to pass it to get to your class, you do so as quickly and as far from its entrance as possible.

That being the case, your friend doesn’t presciently plan for a year to speechify in your defense, in the unlikely event that you innocently stray too near to what you are intentionally trying to avoid.

Luzbelitx
8 years ago

This is for females only! That mean girls, if you aren’t smart enough to catch on!

Because nobody likes referring to themselves as “females” as the totally real misandrists out there!

Andrew Johnston
8 years ago

Here’s another totally plausible bit from earlier in the post:

I, thinking this was all a bit to odd, asked my 6th hour teacher “Do we get a Men’s mentor day?” she replied with a pissed off look on her face “No, Men don’t need a day for mentoring. Women are being brought down by men and that is why they are getting a boost of moral support.”

If Redditors are going to keep telling these Totally True Tales, maybe they should take some screenwriting classes – something to get the hang of this whole “dialogue” thing. They could start by learning how to master appropriate voice, so they don’t have sixteen year-olds saying things like “Back off, this young man has nothing to do with you!”

Brooked
Brooked
8 years ago

I do enjoy the screen capture from Rock and Roll High School accompanying this post. Miss Togar is definitely an OM (Original Misandrist).
“Do your parents know you’re Ramones?” Good times.

Skye
Skye
8 years ago

Not only does the imaginary horrible feminist talk like an MRA, she has the same subject verb agreement problem as OP. Funny, that

grumpycatisagirl
8 years ago

My favorite part of any comment over there is now:

… of course ONLY the writing of the men will be so harshly judged

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Clarity and plausibility of the written word is misandry!

emma
emma
8 years ago

David, you should have given an explicit trigger warning here. For me, as a Pole of a certain age, this brings painful memories of the Nazi occupation, because it is totally exactly like it and the same, if not more.

My heart breaks for the oppressed. I think.

nilvoidwhy
8 years ago

And then I unsheathed my katana and the FILTHY FEMINAZI turned tail and ran and then the whole cafeteria started applauding and I got my own campus holiday.

hellkell
hellkell
8 years ago

Cool story, young bro. Perhaps you should have been paying attention in English class.

emilygoddess
emilygoddess
8 years ago

I like how he prefaced his tale of misandrist oppression with a totally-not-misogynistic crack about women and their periods. He’s as funny as he is convincing.

cloudiah
8 years ago

Katana, pfft! Today’s enterprising young mister won’t be seen with anything but a genuine ulfberht!

grumpycatisagirl
8 years ago

I think this is a fine example of the English language suffering curly, as a recent troll put it.

nilvoidwhy
8 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/4a0YvgV.jpg

File photo of the author

weirwoodtreehugger
8 years ago

The biggest tell that this story is made up is that the misandrist teacher called the girls “females.” Feminists object to calling women and girls females. That redditor should have researched the feminazi wymmenz speak before posting. Nice try!

vaiyt
8 years ago

That being the case, your friend doesn’t presciently plan for a year to speechify in your defense, in the unlikely event that you innocently stray too near to what you are intentionally trying to avoid.

Think about it, he makes a point of making a PMT joke to himself when passing by the event which he was totes ignoring. Then he gets a friend with a conveniently planned script right as people try to take him away, along with a convenient girlfriend to work as a shield and as a prize to show off to his fellow alphas at r/mr.

There’s more to this story than what was told.

trans_commie
8 years ago

Thinking to myself “That time of the mont… I mean year, again!”.

Yay for thinly veiled misogyny right at the beginning. -_-

Mnemosyne
Mnemosyne
8 years ago

No, he needs to improve his writing ability because his grammar is atrocious.

Lady Ballsnip
Lady Ballsnip
8 years ago

Obviously it’s true and these things DID happen. Lying is for sad, attention-whoring ‘females’, and men (especially MRA’s) are too intelligent to come up with such a story so it must’ve happened. Those horrible, mean feminazi’s! So much SUFFERING due to that part of the month/year…. 🙁 Poor poor kid. The cunt controlled matriarchy, eh.

Samantha
Samantha
8 years ago

When all of a sudden a woman who does not work at the school grabs me by the arm and throws me onto the stairs as if she wanted me to sit. “What are you doing here! This is for females only! That mean girls, if you aren’t smart enough to catch on!”

Oh, gosh…All the women in the world sat down and had a meeting – way back when we met in “consciousness raising” groups – and decided to train certain of us as matron thug types to throw poor, innocent young males around whenever they got too close to our secret Feminazi indoctrination events. We had hoped that we would never be found out.

After explaining what happened me and my friend got suspended for trying to “stop a school planned event” that we tried to stay away from.

We will just need to be more subtle in the future, what with world conquest almost within
our grasp.

Sigh. One would think that if these were the smart, strong and wise fellows they insist we see them as, they would do something REAL with their lives. You know – like address real issues, support those men who DO get harmed, put their efforts into ending the wars they claim women force them to fight. But NOOOOO…they sit around their computers, spewing hate everywhere, creating delusional “situations” to complain about…oh, wait…WE WON!!!!

Muwhahahaha – our evil plan worked!

Luzbelitx
8 years ago

“That time of the mont… I mean year, again!”.

I can’t help but imagine this is the only real part of the story, and the total feminazi happened to be a lady who overheard the remark, then pointed at a calendar and told him the difference between “a month” and “a year”.

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