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Men’s Rights Redditor: When the feminist utopia comes, male feminists “will possibly [be] used for breeding and then fed to sharks.”

At least let me be eaten by oe of these.
At least let me be eaten by one of these.

Today I learned something from the Men’s Rights subreddit that’s, honestly, a little disturbing. In a topic with the title David Futrelle seriously needs help, I found the following exchange:

EvilPundit 7 points 2 days ago* (10|3)  Like Hugo Schwyzer, Futrelle is exploiting his position as the feminists' "trusty". He's a man who can be counted on to dish up dirt against other men, so he gets quoted by feminist media, invited to parties with the right people, and so on.  He probably thinks they're his friends, but wait until he steps just one millimetre out of line ...      permalink     source     save     give gold     hide child comments  [–]Alisdair_ 0 points 2 days ago (8|8)  I think it foreshadows what will happen if feminists get their way with the human race. When feminist utopia comes and men are living in slums outside of the city walls the men who just pillage and slaughter other men will be lauded and taken in to be treated very warmly, possibly used for breeding and then fed to sharks. Some even outright say these things, but you see most of their actions foreshadow the same kinds of wishes.

Ulp! I just signed up for the parties and the breeding. I didn’t know about the sharks.

Elsewhere in the thread, Alisdair writes of me:

I get the feeling that this is just one of those guys, frequently held in high esteem with the feminists, who basically want every man out there cuckolded. With the alpha cock and all of that.

He’s pretty much nailed it. Here’s my to-do list for today.

  1. Write blog post
  2. Candy Crush (9 hours)
  3. Play fetch with cats (4 hours)
  4. Clean litter box
  5. Get every man cuckolded (with the alpha cock)
  6. Go to grocery store

One down, five to go!

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Ally S
8 years ago

Pralines and misandry – yummy

La Strega
8 years ago

Uh-oh. Get ready for Matt Forney adding us to the list of feminists who have made “death threats” against him.

kittehserf
8 years ago

Pecan pie drizzled with warm misandry!

La Strega
8 years ago

OT? Matt Forney has recently taken to “mining” Twitter for comments about him that involve violent retributive fantasies (i.e., “I’d like to castrate him!”), re-tweeting them, and then threatening to report the tweeters to law enforcement.

Alice Sanguinaria
8 years ago

*in Homer’s voice* Mmmmm, misandry….

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
8 years ago

I don’t want to do anything nasty to Forney. Not only is that ethically unacceptable, there’s also the fact that he’s obviously quite capable of making himself miserable.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
8 years ago

Would these be the same sharks that the men’s rights movement jumped years ago?

cloudiah
8 years ago

I don’t want to do anything nasty to Forney. Not only is that ethically unacceptable, there’s also the fact that he’s obviously quite capable of making himself miserable.

Seriously. I don’t even believe in karma, but he’s such a good example of what it would look like.

cloudiah
8 years ago

The articles here are like delicate squash blossoms, stuffed with light, wonderful cheeses, and then perfectly fried.

I’m eating Italian tonight. And now I’m really hungry and can’t wait for dinner!

Athywren
Athywren
8 years ago

I wonder who “the right people” are in this context? The Illuminati? Jay Gatsby?

Why, zombie Andrea Dworkin, zombie Valerie Solanas, and Germaine Greer, of course. They’re our heroes, dontcha know? Our only heroes.

One thing I do find amusing – “step a millimetre out of line”? So, maybe I’m misremembering here, but I seem to remember seeing a regular commenter criticise our Ferrety Overlord for something in the not so distant past… and yet he hasn’t been fed to the sharks yet. Or… has he?

*footsteps… creaky door*

OH GOD! Oh god they’ve killed him! They’ve replaced him with a robotic abomi- it’s seen me. GO! Get out of here! RUN BEFORE IT
*crack*

*thud*

SittieKitty
8 years ago

Speaking of dinner… Mac and cheese, yum!

Athywren
Athywren
8 years ago

🙁 RIP Lou Reed. Today, not such a perfect day… no, forget I said that. It never happened.

And hi Gia!

naltia
naltia
8 years ago

That sharkn-kitty just freaks me out. >.<

This shark-kitty is MUCH cuter:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of2HU3LGdbo&w=560&h=315]

neuroticbeagle
neuroticbeagle
8 years ago

@Athywren

David can’t be fed to the sharks. WE* ARE DAVID.

*”WE” includes kitties and ferrets

cloudiah
8 years ago

SittieKitty, I’m pleased you made the fritters, too!

Gia
Gia
8 years ago

@grumpycatisagirl

Hey there! Nice to know that there’s someone else here on the *green* side lol. Also, have I mentioned how much I absolutely adore GrumpyCat? I wish they would make stuffed toys replicas of her sooo much!

Given the comments of the two dumbasses above in the article, the very “creative” details and tought put into it, I would rather say that the vibe coming off all this, imo, is that they actually fantasize about these scenarios in some twisted, denial-mode way. Or maybe they’re just the idiots they seem to be, but I wouldn’t completely rule out the first theory either lol.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
8 years ago

Threats on twitter? Pierre’s on this! http://pierre.thecomicseries.com/comics/18/

SittieKitty
8 years ago

SittieKitty, I’m pleased you made the fritters, too!

So was I! And yes, I’m totally shamelessly plugging my new blog because I’m super excited about it, and also because it’s your all recipes. 😀

kittehserf
8 years ago

Gia, hi!

There are Grumpy Cat toys, lots of ’em!

Brooked
Brooked
8 years ago

So if Athywren posts again should we assume it’s an android replicant?
Science Fiction Feminism is complicated.

“Oh fuck off, you big lamp,”

Athywren
Athywren
8 years ago

Bzt

Alice Sanguinaria
8 years ago

Athywren – GRUMPY CAT!!!

kittehserf
8 years ago

Grumpy Cat is EVERYWHERE!

(Well, not in my house. Here it’s usually Purring Cat, Snoring Cat, Somewhat Peeved Cat, Awwwlookitthecute Cat or Poor Starving Cat.)

dustydeste
dustydeste
8 years ago

Ooooh, I hadn’t seen your blog until today, SittieKitty, but now I’m super-excited about it! A place that collects the recipes that get tossed around here? I’m so into this! 😀

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