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Oh, Brother! Gun-toting MGTOWer rejected by Big Brother program

No, not THAT Big Brother
No, not THAT Big Brother

Life is tough for dudes in our evil misandryarchy. Even dudes who just want to help littler dudes find themselves blocked by evil women.

Take, for example, the sad tale of a public-spirited MGTOWer who calls himself TheDisgruntledGentleman, and his thwarted attempt to join the Big Brother/Big Sister program. No, not the TV show, or the creepy dystopian leader/voyeur from 1984 — the mentoring program that pairs adults with at-risk kids. Let’s let him explain:

So, instead of just hand wringing about how males are targeted and denigrated within all aspects of life, I decided one way of trying to help would be to join the Big Brother Big Sister program. The first meeting I went to explained that there are twice as many boys looking for a match than there are girls. They said it was partly because more females than males volunteer. They didn’t mention how most boys have a mother in there life but no father because of the misandric divorce courts but I digress…

Oh, dear. We’re not off to a good start here.

Anyways, as part of the process, I had a one on one interview with a female member of the organisation to assess if I was suitable to be a Big, and if so, they wanted to know about me so they could match me with a little. I mentioned that I carry a firearm everywhere I legally can, I also wanted to know what protections were in place to protect me from unfounded accusations, and I expressed how I couldn’t be with a Little if his father had been forcibly removed from his life because of the vindictive actions of the mother. I think the final one sealed my fate however.

Yeah, why on earth would the program reject a gun-toting, woman-hating, self-described “disgruntled gentleman” whose only question for the organization, apparently, was about what would happen if he was accused of child molestation or abuse?

I’m not particularly upset at being rejected because after looking into it more, the activities deemed appropriate to do with your Little seem somewhat feminine, but it just further hammers home that even when you try to help because there are boys out there screaming for some positive male role models in there lives, you’re only allowed to show them masculine things that females deem are appropriate. It just makes me sick.

Hate to break it to you, dude, but you’re not actually a positive role model for anyone.

In the comments at MGTOWforums.com, where TheDisgruntledGentleman posted his tale of woe, others stepped forward to offer their own, er, critiques of the Big Brother program. “I’m really not surprised by the outcome of this at all,” wrote Mpav8r.

Basically, for our purposes, without intending any disrespect to the pious, we can compare the Big Brother service to a kind of prostitution agency, specializing in providing uber-manginas to attend to the fatherly duties of the harlot’s absconded alpha daddy, or the cuckolded beta wallet in exile; furthermore these manginas are free-range certified not to be paedophiles, or likely to have any real parental influence in lieu of the mother’s. Big Brothers is basically a volunteer organization that makes the logical connection between single moms and pathetic beta chumps trying to score brownie points, and attempts to exploit it for the perceived benefit of the children.

Most pathetic is the fact that these volunteers know for a fact that they will not be getting any tail as part of the deal. Unless you have a bleeding heart for abandoned bastards, you’d have to be a fool to waste your time on such a fool’s enterprise.

Based on what you said in your post, I would wager that the women in charge likely factored you as an armed misogynist pedophile with a chip on his shoulder. I would have gone wearing an old navy outfit and talked about flower arranging and self-esteem.

Relic, meanwhile, suggested that the best way to help out young boys today is for MGTOWers to keep being the woman-hating assholes they already are. Well, that’s a rough paraphrase. He phrased his advice slightly differently:

For me personally, I have zero interest in helping single mothers raise their kids. If she wanted a positive influence from a male, maybe she and her kind would not fuck us over at every turn so dad stays in the home. It’s only when society passes the breaking point things will get better for men. Stalling this only prolongs the suffering. Until then, I’m in the shadows.

I’m willing to bet that many men have been falsely accused of crimes trying to give back to these programs. No fucking way I would expose myself to that nightmare to help a single mother. Allow the whole thing to come crashing down while putting good information out there for truth seekers to get educated. It’s the absolute best thing we can do for boys.

I do agree that  the best thing MGTOWers can do for boys is to stay as far away from them as possible.

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Bagelsan
13 years ago

After all our talk of Lolita, I’m extra skeeved at the idea of MRAs wanting access to young children, male or female. It’s like Humbert Humbert joining the Girl Scouts.

cloudiah
13 years ago

That’s a winner, katz!

hellkell
hellkell
13 years ago

This guy went in just short of wearing his tinfoil hat and is surprised he got rejected? Talk about out of touch with reality.

Shut up, DLColvin. “Gunbillie.” That’s cute on so many levels, you fucking toad.

Creative Writing Student
Creative Writing Student
13 years ago

Based on what you said in your post, I would wager that the women in charge likely factored you as an armed misogynist pedophile with a chip on his shoulder.

So close to self-awareness! So close!

Bagelsan
13 years ago

So close to self-awareness! So close!

Does it count as a Poe when a troll could almost be mistaken for a normal person?

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

This guy went in just short of wearing his tinfoil hat and is surprised he got rejected?

I wanna see him wearing his tinfoil hat in his interview with Pierre!

Some Gal Not Bored at All

@Bagelsan

After all our talk of Lolita, I’m extra skeeved at the idea of MRAs wanting access to young children, male or female. It’s like Humbert Humbert joining the Girl Scouts.

QFT. Ugh.

@katz

Bravo! *applause*

kysokisaen
13 years ago

I couldn’t be with a Little if his father had been forcibly removed from his life because of the vindictive actions of the mother.

“Here you go, nice interview lady. I wasn’t sure if you saw that giant red flag I was hoisting, so I installed these floodlights.”

katz
13 years ago

FYI, I probably won’t draw another proper comic for a while, as I’m working on a lot of campaign art and trying to get the model tents finished and off the dining-room table.

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
13 years ago

Is there a picture of the model tents, katz?

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

::sob::

Some Gal Not Bored at All

@katz

Some things are worth waiting for. I would also like to see the tents, if possible. 🙂

katz
13 years ago

I’m afraid the tents are very rudimentary, just toothpicks and an old T-shirt. Not much to look at.

hellkell
hellkell
13 years ago

Katz, what are the model tents for?

cloudiah
13 years ago

And what is campaign art? I am probably outing myself as stupid…

Kiwi girl
Kiwi girl
13 years ago

What did the MRA think the organisation did? Did he really think that the male child was going to have a father, that the big brother would hang with, drink beer, and chase women? Children from loving two-parent households (regardless of the gender of the parents) are highly unlikely to be involved in this program.

Also, going into the organisation and demanding that his requirements be met so he would volunteer smacks of purposely setting up a situation so he could whine about it later.

Shiraz
Shiraz
13 years ago

That “…most pathetic is the fact that these volunteers know for a fact that they will not be getting any tail as part of the deal” bit? Tacky, tacky, tacky. Though, on a lighter note, I’ll be happy to donate to the organization in the future for showing excellent taste in Big candidates.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Every possibility for what he thought he’d be doing is ugly. And the idea of such a creep (even without possible sexual overtones) being involved in shaping a child’s thoughts on women is too horrible. But the skeeviness of it makes me wish the BBBS organisation could put a quiet call through to their local police department and ask, “Have you any records on X? Because he’s setting off all sorts of really nasty alarm bells here.”

katz
13 years ago

The art and the tents are both for my new RPG campaign, which is set in the desert. The game store has lots of scenery, some of which I’m unabashedly basing my campaign around, but they lack tents.

Deoridhe
13 years ago

I am… he is…. whut the… I just, there are no words.

Trying to join Big Brothers in other to “get tail.”

No words.

Polliwog
Polliwog
13 years ago

Also, I meant to issue David’s challenge to manboobzers on the latest thread, but I see I screwed that up. Erp.

It’s totally not important, but I was actually part of the Angry Mormon Bear: A Text-Based Adventure conversation. I wish this to be noted only because at the time, I was terribly pleased with myself for setting Cliff up for her terrific “bear arms” line.

aworldanonymous
13 years ago

The more I read from MRAs the more I get convinced that they’re not for men’s rights at all, and instead are devoted to preserving toxic masculinity in all its forms.

cloudiah
13 years ago

OMG, you’re right Polliwog — I’m going to edit to fix that and add Kittehs’ drawing.

lowquacks
lowquacks
13 years ago

@aworldanon

Yep!