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Paul Elam on “stupid lying whores,” Rebecca Watson, and how he never claims to be a victim even though he totally is one.

Paul Elam, in a rare moment of calm

In the fast-paced, perpetually busy world of today, we don’t all have time to read every post on A Voice for Men. So here is an edited version of Paul Elam’s latest post, on Rebecca Watson of Skepchick. And whores. And how he personally doesn’t spend all his time claiming to be a victim, even though he totally is one, in case you forgot since the last time he reminded you of that.

Here’s Paul:

Whores … typical whore … Main Street walking, garden variety anybody’s whore … honest whore. … corporate whore … corporate whores … whorish sexual symmetry … stupid whore … stupid whore … whore … lying whore … whore  … lying whore … whore … lying whore … corporate whore … a lying whore can also be a corporate whore … whoring for the cause … whore … PZ Myers … stupid, lying whore … not just a lying whore who also happens to be a stupid whore … a different subspecies of whore altogether … stupid, lying whore … whore that rigorously abandons intellect, rationale, evidence, decency and compassion, and also fosters much deserved hostility toward themselves … stupid, lying whore … stupid, lying whore … .

Paul Elam, meet Tom Martin.

Speaking of stupid, lying whores, let’s discuss Rebecca Watson’s latest article … about how she and other women who trash and demonize men regularly are helpless victims, getting nasty emails and tweets from some people who don’t like it. … Once [sic] such comment came from an individual who penned, “Hope Dawkins will bestially rape you…in the elevator to hell.” …

I have a keeper file of death threats, but I never wrote an article about them. I have been hounded recently by half the media hacks in Canada …  it does not even compare to John the Other facing a gang of 20-30 assholes on the street, some wielding box cutters … 2 plus 2 equals stupid, lying, whining whore. What John and other MRAs are starting to encounter every day, and the future of what is to come, makes getting bestially raped by Richard Dawkins sound kinda funny. We just don’t get the luxury of playing the damsel in distress, nor do we want it.

There are maybe 1200 more words to his post, but I think you probably get the gist of it.

Watson’s post, by contrast, is worth reading in full.

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princessbonbon
13 years ago

I’m going to start blasting opera, jazz, and classical at them whenever they’re being loud once I get my speakers from home.

Just make sure you are not actually a Dalek. 😛

Creative Writing Student
Creative Writing Student
13 years ago

Is this it?

(NSFW or sticklers for historical accuracy.)

Creative Writing Student
Creative Writing Student
13 years ago

YAAAAAAAAAAAY!

As for blockquotes, they really, really like cheese. 😛

katz
13 years ago

I interrupt this post to bring this important announcement: My husband just used “bruschetta” as a verb.

Creative Writing Student
Creative Writing Student
13 years ago

@katz

How?????

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
13 years ago

Well done well done well done! (Sorry, had a Neddy Seagoon moment there.)

Let’s see if this works …

Hadji as a baby

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The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
13 years ago

Yayyyy!

pillowinhell
13 years ago

Did he brushetta his hair?

Perhaps he was talking about the excellent brushetta work of the mona lisa?

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13 years ago

And in other breaking news, I bought a pair of cherry-red French ankle boots last night, for $100 off the usual price!

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The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
13 years ago

Hey, synchronicity – I posted the ‘other breaking news’ bit before refreshing and seeing your ‘I interrupt this post’ comment, Katz!

Now don’t keep us in suspenders suspense, how did he use bruschetta as a verb?

katz
13 years ago

I suggested bruschetta, and he said “If you want to bruschetta it up, I’m fine with that.”

katz
13 years ago

Also, kitteh, OMG YOU HAVE A SOOTBALL!

cloudiah
13 years ago

thatisthecutestkittenihaveeverseen

M Dubz
13 years ago

@kittehs- truly something to celebrate!

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13 years ago

“Bruschetta it up” LOL LOL

Mr Hadji was adorable. He was only three weeks old when we got him – he was from a colony of cats where my mum worked and seems to have been abandoned/lost by his mum, maybe when she was moving the nest. He was a tough little bloke, he’d been out on his own 24 hours when Mum found out about him (he was in the car park and someone said “That kitten’s still there.”) He’s about a month old in this pic.

He was with us for fifteen years and left three years ago. Totally darling boy, he had almost no idea about being A Cat. A bird could walk under his nose and he’d take no notice of it at all.

ithiliana
13 years ago

Pat Robertson: no surprise: men should beat their wives

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/pat-robertson-condone-wife-beating-saudi-arabia

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The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
13 years ago

Gakk. If anyone has problems, it’s Robertson (I don’t mean psychological problems, just the bog-standard ‘is a total arsehole’ type).

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
13 years ago

Remember, folks, you can already (kind of) do this. Clickie clickie!

Cloudiah, I will never forgive you for making the comments at AVfM look like a Manboobz thread.

Creative Writing Student
Creative Writing Student
13 years ago

As long as Manboobz never looks like AVfM, I’ll be happy.

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The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
13 years ago

I think I’d take this over anything Robertson could say about anything, ever. It’s a <a href="”>vastly superior religion to anything he could imagine.

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The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
13 years ago

AAAAAGH html fail!

cloudiah
13 years ago

Tulgey, you’ll forgive me once you’ve seen this picture.

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
13 years ago

DAWWWWWWWWWW

FORGIVENADFL;KAJSDF;LKJ

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The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
13 years ago

Cloudiah, toooo gorgeous!

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The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
13 years ago

Okay, let’s try that link again. It’s a religion that isvastly superior to anything Robertson could imagine.